CKuB: On the street.Communes saw today "Hockey on Grass Center".
CKuB: The color of the design of the building - with bright pink acid stripes.
CKuB: The question - "On what grass?" - fell away by itself...

The initials?
The customer: Well.
The Operator: Well?
The Client: Well! Well! Barankin N.U.

I went to paint. In the city there is only "Station of Young Technicians" (SUT)
How many years a child.
I am... twenty-four

3 minutes ago Enter the reception! Healthy such a bearded-bearded rich man and so modestly, modestly and very quietly says: hello...this is I WHITE, I am behind the respirators.
It turns out that White is the name of the company.

HH: It’s still a shit. I once had a friend who was drunk for an hour grabbed a contact lens out of his eye, which he got still sober)))

I wanted to learn to be calmer, more tolerant, not nervous.
As a result, I learned to be a puppy.
The Russians don’t know anything.)

FogeL
The site of the demotivators has become one big demotivator, demotivating to sit on the site of the demotivators.

by Karbofos:
Autumn is coming and the leaves fall.
I'm chasing the worm, I think of you

The sanitary officers came to us in the morning, they say that the sewage was broken on the first floor of the cinema studio and until then there will be repairs so that we do not go to the toilet.
And our one procrastinator forgot about it and went to the toilet, says after that "I sit on the toilet and I hear the scream from the tube "you are there what you are crying about!!!?!?!? What’s the difference between me and you "?“" – "You’re wearing a shit on our head!!and "

I am hysterical here.
Did you see our new office?
Homo Onlineus:
Fiona: business center of class A+, fucking
We have a shorter ceiling.
Fiona: Masters take the square of the ceiling - and there...
Fiona:...there is a crowded bowl there!!!!!!!! to
Fiona is self-made!!! to
Fiona: from a cut 5-liter bottle on a wire!!!! to
Homo Onlineus: the Jamshuts are burning )))))))
Fiona: The master barely fell down the stairs
Fiona: while it was summer - and the heat - the water had time to evaporate
Fiona: It’s cold, the water doesn’t evaporate.)
Homo Onlineus: climate control in Russian))))

xxx: Hi dear radio station, on this bright day I want to pass the translation to all my friends and relatives and order for them the song of civil defense "you all go on the fuck";

<ProWax> You don’t drink, you don’t smoke, you don’t have a girlfriend... How do you have fun?
<TP> I am out of entertainment -> volume and sound recording %)

Title of the topic at the Lower Town Forum:
Who has the book "Algebra and the Beginnings of Analysis" for 10th grade?

The copier was bad at work. Crushes, crushes, crushes with the error "The paper is stuck in the pot 8" and the cartoon shows where this very pot is in the main role. After some crooked phrases and body movements, the trapped leaf was pulled out in pieces to the light of God! And now the most interesting thing: some letters were found on the fragments of the sheet, which, after the puzzle from the fragments was collected, showed us the inscription "The pot does not work".

Every morning in the shelter I listen to music quite loudly,relatively heavy.After a few days began characteristic knocks in the wall from the neighbors.
Today I knock on the door, I open-stay two cute first-class girls.Well, I think, pipet.I am going to promise to stop the shame, but I hear:
Sorry, we've been knocking you for a week - make it louder, I can't hear at all))))

Commentary on the trailer:

Give me the grass!!! to

Why beat your head against the wall if it is much more efficient at the corner?
WOW: You can beat your head on the tetrader, then there are voluminous thinking and extraordinary thoughts...;)

X: I shaved and cut my lips... sexual :(
It will survive before the wedding.
XXX: fuck, I hear, I have before the wedding and the hole will live!

On the other day, a friend was driving in an electric car in the evening, around people tired from work are going, there are no free places. And here comes a mom with a 9-year-old boy who starts toiling his legs and screaming that he wants to sit!

The acquaintance turns and says with a calm voice: grow up, sit down.

People who heard it just laughed.)

What does a person who needs Roman numbers do? Most people for some reason do not know where they are located on the keyboard, so they print with numbers. So did our secretary, but the boss, after reading, said to re-print normally. The signs are not printed! Writing Peter 1 and looking at Wikipedia is difficult because of the ignorance of who it is. The secretary calls me.
In front of her eyes, I open the notebook, switch the layout, sequentially print all the Roman digits, save the file, archive it with the password IVXLCDM (that is, exactly the content of the file), tell her that password.
Now, every time you need to print Roman numbers, the secretary prints them to open a file from where she will copy them.