XXX is great)
YYY: You have a strange smiley, I don’t understand such things like your ass.
I probably won’t smile to you anymore.

and oh. Do you have a diploma?
Yes, in the second month.
Will you determine the color?
and no. We decided it was better a surprise!

Interested in the announcement:
I will give in good hands of a good affectionate, able and cucumbers to salty and cake to bake, and in the cell phone chip to fold and favorite site to do and also to build a house and dig a potato man.
The reason: she doesn't let anything do by herself - tired! I smoke half a day.

Is mailing possible? Agree to advance payment.

New products from the company "Co"! "What" – Through the Shoulder
2: New tampons "Where". Should I continue?

Are you really sure that in three years you will remember the person to whom all these statuses were dedicated?

The forum discusses a new series in which a CIA agent will be forced alone to confront the threat to peace from the Russian president, who is about to unleash a war.

xxx: I hope that in this series the President of Russia will not be in a hat with a hat and with a bear on a thread )))))))))))))))))))))))))

Yyy: How cynically you depicted Putin and Medvedev.

Ukrainian students are burning. News and Title:
"In Kiev, a student attacked the Minister of Education of Ukraine"
A further excerpt from the news:
A 17-year-old girl struck an official with a bouquet of flowers.
As it became known to representatives of the Ukrainian media, Stepanenko specifically prepared for this action - she worked out a blow with a bouquet on her friend.

Conversation with Mother (M)
How is it in the universe, okay?
I - Yes
Compared to other teams, how are you at the level?
There are just fools!
Are you even better than them?! to
Yes, I am at the level.

Radio broadcast
“The name is the cross,” says our researcher Vasily Pedorchenko.

A beautiful recursion:
A spokesman for the alliance stressed that NATO troops will remain in Libya as long as civilians are in danger.

Correspondence with Comrade from Orenburg

I didn’t go to the park today.
XX: because the nurgalians came
The park is closed for him.
Yyy: Is he now riding there like a cartman in Cartmanland?

Badi: I work at the SC, came to repair the printer, with a malfunction "Does so" and attached three sheets of rubbish paper :)
Added paper "Broken" and sent back

Is he sexy?
She is: O haaa))
He: Do you like him?
She is : No
He: And if he came into your room naked and said let’s have crazy love at night. What would you do?
She: I would hide.

On the website of the manufacturer of fluxes for paired, a comment on one of these fluxes...

My grandmother grabbed a bowl of rm and smashed it on my back!
Surprisingly, she had a back!
It is not harmful???? to

In the case of TR-RM flow, it is not harmful, because it includes a natural component (Cannabis) and a harmless thickener.
I rush to reassure you there is no aggressive acid there, but still your grandmother’s bowl is worth taking away.
Our products are not certified for medical use.

A call to the door: We are conducting a survey among men.
I: There are no men here.
Behind the door: Who are you?
I was even confused XD

Headline on the Rambler "Deputies against expensive cars"

Bees against honey. Rock against drugs

Friend: Give it up
The Glossary?
Friend: we have a guy here Galaxy C2 bought, how to get a number on it?*))))))))))))))))

The last unscrupulous screw, be you cursed!! 1

I demand that the item for registration be added to the form: CHECK THE DEPOSIT, DEBIL!

I need to drop something on the iPad, fast and heavy!
Go to the 16th floor :)