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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118588
 19.09.2015
Call from an unknown number. I answer.
The Plotkin?
Yes, it is me.
- Good morning, says Noah, from the mobilization department of your military unit.
Hi Noah.
and hello. At the beginning of November, there will be fees for unplanned exercises for a week. Appearance is not mandatory. Charges on a voluntary basis.
and OK. have agreed.
In the sense?
I agree.
And seriously?
and yes.
A second... a second.
(Covering the phone with his hand, almost whispering: Hear, one agreed, what should I do now?!!?)

@Plotkin Michael

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №118587
 19.09.2015
When our lawmakers say that Europe has been captured by homosexuals and pedophiles, I believe them, because their children have settled there.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118586
 19.09.2015
During the discussion of the results of experiments with the code for the choice of the desired technology by the thick method, the term "excreted with the program" was born. This is a good substitute for the definition of "gothic".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №118585
 19.09.2015
My colleague installed Windows 10.
I: And you don’t have the windshield washing pirate trails?
I haven’t found anything pirated yet. I only have a pirate window.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118584
 19.09.2015
Does anyone have 500 rubles to exchange?
With hundreds?
Maybe a hundred and four hundred.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №118583
 19.09.2015
From comments to the article on "RPG-30":

and Fahrenheit:
As always, a simple and brilliant solution.

For a fast-flying screw, the complexity of the carving in the ass is not important.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №118582
 19.09.2015
Canakau: I met with such a stewardess here!
Are you going to recover the lost years?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118581
 19.09.2015
Is this a website for replies? Or I wanted to recommend an adept 13% under the number 18338 a bit more widely looking at things. It’s when you look only at yourself, you’ll give two of your salary, and that’s actually more. And if you look at this money when it is still with the employer, you will see that about 40% of this amount has gone to the state, purely because of the fact that this money was given to you. It was 28 thousand, it was 20 thousand.
And this is only the beginning, you don’t melt the stove with that money, you are spending it. And here is VAT, excise duties and so on, and here almost half of the spending went to the state. Again, the seller will take the income, insurance and other contributions. There is little left of the original amount, and the seller needs to take this product somewhere else, what he sold to you, and again taxes, etc.
In fact, for this reason, any modern state simply loves domestic demand, you are swirling there, exchanging goods and services, and most of the cost of all this goes to the budget. And then everybody really has the right to ask, and actually what is done with that money?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №118580
 19.09.2015
A couple of art history. The legend of Pan (a man with goat legs):
He fell in love with the girl and pursued her. To prevent him, she asked the gods to help, and they turned her into a shrimp, and this cunning goat-man made a shrimp.
At the moment the group member (xxx):
XXX: God, he still beat her.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №118579
 19.09.2015
On the holidays, he visited a deaf Siberian village with his beloved grandmother. The sweetest soul is a man, but his speech is local and it is difficult to get used to it. For example, the word "eat", which means the verb "eat" (in the future of time). We had such a conversation:
"I now eat and go, okay?" I asked, with a slight irony anticipating in the answer the game of words "you will eat" and "you will eat". But it was not here. My grandmother was not so simple:
"Okay, okay, go and go" o_0)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №118578
 19.09.2015
Ian Zagorskikh: I imagine: people are going there in soap and soap, and there is a barrel..."
There are several such stories.
1st Tian Shan. we walk on the slope. Shorts, boys and girls 12-14 years old, late spring. And there are such tough alpinists on us. All such harsh, in ammunition, broke through something they imagined there. Here are we. We walk, we hike, we smell the flowers.
2nd The Rake Lake. The dawn, the fog. A uncle sits in a boat, all in a commuffle and wipes. There are three women in swimsuits on foot.
and ?


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118577
 19.09.2015
The curse of life:
You just go to work!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №118576
 19.09.2015
The thieves, who learned that they stole the apartment of Dima Bilana, returned to the scene of the crime.

Additionally, they broke Bilan e@alo.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118575
 19.09.2015
Three things can be looked at forever: how the fire burns, how the water flows, and how a Jew and an Armenian argue about money.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118574
 19.09.2015
xxx: I understood the cat "tir-tir" are the sounds of the sewing machine with which they make broken auras)
YYY: Do they know about it?
xxx: the sailors, for example, crossed

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118573
 18.09.2015
Of the advantages of one company: "458 projects implemented, even the mothers of customers are satisfied."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118572
 18.09.2015
Where was she?
I helped my friend carry things.
Did you take the payment from him?
He is a university friend. He has made a huge contribution to my education.
Are you "allowed to write"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118571
 18.09.2015
I had a questionnaire on a dating site. I met a young man about 40 years old. invited to dinner. We sit down, chew overdried grocebif and get acquainted. And then he tells me, "My mother told me that I have very beautiful legs for a man" (a topic for a conversation between a retired mother and a son with a thickening baldness). I said to him "Yes? Take off the pants, let’s compare, who is better? What did I do?" I was very upset. Normally in general - the woman first offers him to take off the pants, and he let his jaw be stoned. We did not have a confident conversation.)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №118570
 18.09.2015
For 100k would you forgive that?
Yyy: I normally make money and can afford to be proud.
xxx: Just pride or pride and paid parking?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118569
 18.09.2015
News on sports.ru
Alexander Kokorin: “I am sure that the 2018 World Cup will bring Russia medals”
One of the comments, Imho is the best:
If Zhouba sends in the dressing room, he will bring

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