She: Let’s get married? = * *
He: I can’t...
We will be taught in the Qur’an.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You seemed to have said that you got connected with network games, with a girl dating became...Herrly you are doing here?
YYY: Fuck all because of this idiot Slavyan. Imagine, we have her first date, we go for a walk in the cafe, we talk - everything is okay in general. I’ll get this dude here. How do you do things here. I go for a walk with a girl. So he catches me and begins to shake and scream all over the street "Dirty xenon, away from my friend’s body! Serega does not walk with girls, he sits in the WOW for days!!And" in that sense. In general, the girl looked out of such debboebism and quickly got done - the type of business. I sit here again.
Q: Have you met a girl?! to
YYY: Fuck the fuck!
the "depression" the "ready to talk"...
Are you a narcissist, shit?? to
The further you plunge into computer debris, the more clearly you understand,
Bill Gates originated from a monkey.
by konde13
I read the red hat. and grimm. Translation of G. Petnikova
"Favourite stories for girls" Moscow "VECE" SAO "Slavian House
The book" from 2004.
There lived a cute little girl.
And one day her mother says:
Red Hat, here’s a piece of cake and a bottle of wine, go and take it.
Grandma; she is sick and weak, let her recover. Get out of the house.
Earlier, until it is hot, but look, go modestly, as it is appropriate.
Do not turn away from the road, but what is good, you will fall and the bottle.
If you do, the grandmother will not get anything.
Now I am looking for movies with translation of G. Petnikova
For you, salespeople, who is the most difficult to count?
of other sellers.
by 2x2.
And indeed: if it has already become fashionable to play moralists and shut down corrupt television programs, or even entire channels, then it can organize the collection of signatures to the prosecutor's office for the closure of House-2. Is this "show" more moral, let’s say, the Simpsons?? to
This is not a flashmob, it is a call to use a real way to get rid of the nauseous shame of the domestic television industry!
braincrasher: a rusted bear) when he tells a thread, it is a feeling that he will not withstand the stroke, crumble and crumble)
[Forz] is very delicious for the last money
Why in the nose and on the buttocks hair grows thick, thick and shiny? And on the head - dull, thin and crumbs.
Control, all stressfully write something.Prepod decided to go out and cut the light on the machine.One girl loudly, not distracting from the control class:"What PIDARAS STOPED THE LIGHT?".Prepod looks at her and says:"The one who will check your control" and leaves.
Majesty (18:39:30 23/09/2008)
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!! to
Dream Dancer (18:39:38 23/09/2008)
O_O
Dream Dancer (18:39:40 23/09/2008)
What about him?
Dream Dancer (18:39:43 23/09/2008)
A ghostly pain?
M is :
21:34 She already has to kiss
by J:
21:34 O Lord, come to mineet quickly xDD
M is :
21:35 She is 14 years old...what happens?
by J:
21:35 What kind of...the first xD
XX: What is your happiness?
by e;by
Tagged: dinner
Noah, I thought so...
and olgunchik:
How I am well.
by Bob Noone:
Get your hands off quickly!
A brother from America returned, telling how on the street with an open beer bottle in his hands caught a copa. Next is the dialogue of the cop (K) with his brother (B):
Q: You are breaking the law that prohibits drinking on the street.
B: I am not drinking.
Why is the bottle open?
B: I bought at the restaurant, did not drink, I bring home.
The pause...
Q: Certainly?! to
B is sure!
K: All the good.
The stupid...
All the girls are dry!
I was wet ;o) (c)
The most terrible thing is when you walk on the street, you remember how you did minet and start with your head like this... tuz tuz... kiva... Oh!
and MUMR:
Adminas-shmadminas, linouches-chrelinouches... Working with them is more difficult than everyone on the wire, and from this they are steep niibats. Here I am a military engineer, a communications engineer, I work on the equipment that came to combat duty when my parents were dedicated only to pioneers! There, the operation is measured by dozens of kilobytes, and the total capacity of the screw is two hundred! I am generally silent about the frequency of the processor, as well as about the monochrome displays in the iron body, weighing 40 kilograms! I have a cell phone cooler by several orders than this two-storey bandour size of the act hall! I, of course, am not an engineer-ASUshnik, but an engineer-nechromant, because this multi-ton paibeng must live and work, work for people and with refusals no more than three minutes a day!!! But the shit, the nibaba General Staff... Well, let’s tell me about where2 under the freeze(((
He is:
Who is writing?
He is
by Loyola? Or by Katya?
Katya
Who do you want to hear more?
Katya
that is. to read
He is
Perez Hilton
Katya
She is very thin and scary and her breasts are artificial.
He is
Hello to Katy!