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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №36727
 30.09.2010
xxx: the singles are sitting in front of the bear in the sauna, well he is talking the guys, and let us trust the bear! In the meantime, the caterpillars did not...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №36726
 30.09.2010
I watched the picture today. On the opposite side of the street, bushes grow along the belt. They are followed by a guy, like to describe it, like a zombie parade. The hands are raised, the fingers split, the head falls on one side of the shoulder, then on the other, and all this is accompanied by sharp chaotic movements of the hands, the head and everything else. I still thought of a poor man who was sick with a serious illness.
The bushes ended, and this guy appeared to me in full growth... on the rolls...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36725
 30.09.2010
1: how will this M&MS dispute on the green account end?
2: Are you stupid? Do you need it?
Go on, she’ll go to Skitles anyway =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36724
 30.09.2010
I think I’ll have to take the script seriously tonight. Fuck, I won’t go out again.
Do you not think during the day?
In the afternoon I can only want to sleep.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36723
 30.09.2010
Do not photograph the starry sky sitting on the surface of a black hole – you can be crushed by photons of your own flash! by Chronos

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36722
 30.09.2010
The xxx:
Do we have a police or a police force?
WOW :
and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t know how to print.
WOW :
Let it be.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
He runs on the street in the skin. A to Gopnik. A police officer behind him. He reaches, presses to the wall: "Everything, he said, ran out". Lysi agreed that yes, he said, he ran. Standing and breathing hard. A police officer is like "and why are you running?". LYSY: "so work is this - I run, you catch". The police officer: "Pra-a-Avil!" here he suddenly trolls the bald on the baldness and gives out: "And now you drive!" and runs away. Shut up after him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №36721
 30.09.2010
Status in VK:

Petya: I love the teak!! to
27 minutes ago

I love the cat!!! to
26 minutes ago


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36720
 29.09.2010
XX: Have you heard of the resignation of Lužkov? I think Medvedev signed the decree because he wants to organize a gay parade.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36719
 29.09.2010
Aaa: I ate 6 kilograms of watermelon. and one. A quiet night.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №36718
 29.09.2010
SenSoreD (22:03:32 28/09/2010)
And now my mosque sits on my knees.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36717
 29.09.2010
I read an essay on the subject "Lermontov":
“Lermontov’s poetry was not only similar to Pushkin’s poetry, but also to Lermontov’s poetry.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36716
 29.09.2010
The iMac on the Hub:
What is the point of buying Maca?
The cultivation is prohibited.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №36715
 29.09.2010
The goddess gave me a brain to cope with problems... but I would have lived without a brain and without problems.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36714
 29.09.2010
Once arranged to work as an odmin in one of the Moscow banks. Among other things, I had to go through a lie detector. And as the girls in the human resources department told me, the last seven candidates have dropped on drugs. I thought, I thought, and I was eighth.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36713
 29.09.2010
Additional information: Driving license. "B"; - certificate of assignment of qualification grade in the profession of 3rd grade carpenter, carpenter of 2nd grade.
From the resume to the position of sales manager of the girl 25 years.


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36712
 29.09.2010
Andrew the Cat (19:19) :
I am currently working with the police.med.expert

Helenaiah Aaaaaah (19:19) :
What a nightmare...
Every profession is good, but it scares me.

Andrew the Cat (19:20)
Customers are noisy.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36711
 29.09.2010
xxx: Did you know that Word is fixing "Microsoft Word" on "Microsoft Thief"? X) The biggest self-criticism of the company, really...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №36710
 29.09.2010
I brought the meat!
Katya: We will finally eat normal, human cocktails

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36709
 29.09.2010
The boss burned.
It’s good where we’re not"
I think about myself: "you don’t even know how much you can get there!"))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36708
 29.09.2010
Creative people are needed: actors, photographers, dancers, DJs, tamadas, musicians, clowns, animators, scholars!
xxx: for performances at children's holidays, graduation evenings,
YYY: some nonsense
The children of clowns?
YYY: The rest is normal.

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