Are they dogs?
– Yes
Good morning, these are rabbits.

“Zoo some, bl**t” – whoever slept next to...

Yesterday my daughter had a doctor (5 years old). The whole family gathered: grandmothers, grandparents, aunts, uncles.
In short, the little girl felt like a queen. I read and danced, and
Then, under friendly laughter and applause, he began to portray us all. very
Recognizably showed how the grandfather walks with the dog, as the grandmother looks for glasses, as the mother (wife)
Makeup in front of the mirror. And then she stood in the doorway, began to scream, with one hand honour in the back of the head, and the other to scratch, what she does not have.
I am still in shock.

Opened the news:
In the center of Moscow, a gay Dagestan beat three Chechens.
Closed the news.

to this:

xxx: energy-saving technologies, economical spiral bulbs...
Not to wear socks to get off.

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A small wireless mouse is a great solution! Verified!
The technology :)

Q: Do you remember about the cotton cakes rotting? So here, there is the law of all where I have looked, in it search. Everything remains in search!!! to
XHH: Главбух sat behind my computer and opened the history of requests: ENVD, tax declaration, USN, cannibalism, human-eating, murder, unintentional murder, suicide, smoking, self-defense frameworks, OGRN, OKVED.
HH: They are strangely touching me.
Psyx

acceptance of work.
At an interview in some other small, dull office, I’m asked why I want to work as a secretary/administrator etc. without the possibility of career growth, with a salary of 10k without tight premiums, with unpaid processing, in fucking and even not the fact that with official registration. I answer that as a recent student, working only in the field of services, I need such work experience that I can apply my knowledge acquired during my studies first to the manager, then to the philologist, when communicating with visitors and drawing up documents... Not the first eichar in response to this recently extended with dissatisfaction: "Experience of work? Are you going to leave us?"
I understand that my answer to such a question should be a different pattern, something like that the job is interesting, that I can bring a huge benefit to the company and still self-develop at the same time, probably. But to answer this, arranging just a secretary, would be ridiculous. Is that what these people want to hear from me? Or are they just looking to express their dissatisfaction?

A designer friend, a rooted single, is watching a two-year-old carapuse while his parents are walking around the apartment. He sees that the little one is definitely going to talk to him, pulls a box with cubes of the alphabet and pouches him under his nose with the words:
Play with the fonts!

the organizational.

On your proposal:

"Please let go of these fools..."

We can only hire new ones.

Case in one company
Calling an accountant in technical support of the IT department
Hello, Department of IT, I listen to Vasily
Hi, I have a problem with 1C.
WOW: Imagine what the problem is?
I lost everything in 1C.
WOW: What exactly is missing?
I don’t know, there was something and it disappeared.
Which base 1C is it?
Seaches, wait, I’ll try to restart.
Oh, it all appeared!
WOW: What has appeared?
I don’t know, but that’s what I missed, thank you!
*Guddy*
WTF is?! to

It reminds me of the boot.ini virus that suffered my entire class in 2003. It was so. One asks another.
Have you heard of a new virus?
No is
- so know it is with:\boot.ini and it is very dangerous, deleted it, it can damage the computer
The crack, of course, removes from:\boot.ini, plays all night, and the next reboot XP is not loaded. And the lump begins to ask the counselor, and he answers.
Well, I warned that it was dangerous, warn the others.
...

The epidemic broke for six months, until anyone could guess what a file with:\boot.ini was in Google.

In Australia, a goldfish, at the request of the owner, had an operation to extend the brain tumor. A man loves his fish. Apparently successfully

YYY is Australia. The country where people fulfill the wishes of goldfish

Well, sit with your pilots rights and other legacy without a man! The man is important to the continuation of his kind and point!
Z is.: in Kuban Krivošapko - a normal, respected Cossack surname. And this is Macovections - what is this?
+++++++++++++++++++++
You do not insult the representatives of one of the world religions, whose tradition is to pass on the mother’s surname. Do you think that is the best of them all?

The Ministry of Health approved the package of honey. The Pharmacy.
13.06.2012 at 18:30
Marina is
If the passenger got sick and he loses consciousness, then I get an extended set of bandage materials when he needs a smoothie, and the car driver removed him from the pharmacy? What place does he need to be linked to get conscious?
04 April 2013 15:42
Alexander is
Where is the iodine? What can I do without them! A notebook with a pen!!! and idiotism. Who writes this gallery?

Ivan008: It’s all fine. and the newspaper "truth" instead of toilet paper was very ok - no one complained, and lived without longing
ckkpss: эх, and how he stood
Some still didn’t stand or didn’t stand anymore.
Psoy is lying! In the Soviet Union, everyone was standing. There was no sex, but the fuck stood.

XXX: Remember, did I dance with you in the past?
YYY : No! I am a humble girl, I was hiding from everyone! and ;)
8 in the salad.! to

These are all your lilies and bibles. I gathered a bulk here, soaked, added salt, stems of strawberry, leaves of hernia and shrimp leaves. He placed in a bowl, placed a circle from the top (from the oak, the bowl did not fade), placed a stone-valoon on the circle (in the Black Sea on the coast). So by the evening, the water was poured out of the jar twice, and it still poured out on the floor. How?

by 4pda:

News: Google has hinted that the next version of Android may be called Lollipop ("Ice")
Comment: I understand that Google is hinting that last year’s owners are going to get rid of the update.

A vacuum cleaner smokes a cigarette in 4.5 minutes. I don’t know why, but I checked.

I write a report, swiped the phone.
I look at the screen at 3.14 nights.
Time of Pi.

by *****
A false statement to write like it does not like.
by *****
Two years to endure it. The people in the area respect it.
Then he complains that he lives in shit.