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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36367
 22.09.2010
brother (16:10:49 21/09/2010)
The director is calling me.
I don’t have a copy of Xerox, the third white sheet is out.
I press copy, ok.A clean sheet comes out.I open the cover in the scanner clean sheet.
The Director – Oh!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36366
 22.09.2010
YYY: How is your business?
You already have a new girlfriend?
XXX is OK.
My feet are healing.)
No, not until I found it.
I don’t know where I’m wearing it.
The one who is intelligent.
YYY: Who is so educated that a member takes a fork in his mouth?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36365
 22.09.2010

FATE (16:07:55 21/09/2010)
I was embarrassed by this boy, he’s a girl.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36364
 22.09.2010
I tried to get my pockets in the bus today 😉
Did they steal nothing?
Listen to me 😉
xxxh: I sit in a corner on a long seat, my head to the glass and close my eyes))
xxxh: I feel, my jackets in my pocket so carefully slide and cling to the pocket accidentally))
I opened my eyes on the whole bus.
You hear, horse, no money, the phone in another pocket. Can I offer a chocolate?
He turned red and flew out at the next stop)))

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36363
 22.09.2010
RBC News: "A woman arrested by the police killed herself at the wall"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №36362
 22.09.2010
The xxx:
I am happy to go out of the store, take out the small asset, drink on the road, behind the mother with the child
xxxxxxxxxxx:
A small issue here.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
"Maaaah, do drug addicts drink yogurt?"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36361
 22.09.2010
xxx: if you collect 540 10-piece coins it will cost 54 rubles. This kilogram of copper can be handed over for 65 rubles

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36360
 22.09.2010
Bombastik: why are people in nightclubs on the face control who would never have passed it themselves?
Fake: Bombastik What would be more convenient to compare. They put a mirror in front of him and say "Do not let such".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36359
 22.09.2010
Conversation of mother and daughter.
Didn’t you put yourself on the table again?
I am a beauty, not a monster.
You would be beautiful if you were on the table.
If I wore myself on the table, I would be a Cinderella, and so I am beautiful!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36358
 22.09.2010
Elvie: Please What to give to a man who has everything?

Flat is Wife!

FLAT: and he will have nothing=)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №36357
 22.09.2010
I go home from school, I look - the green Oka is parked on the side: toned glasses, all things... And the label on the glass: I am a dried hammer" =) And my mood has improved)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36356
 22.09.2010
He said, “Hello, what are you doing?
She: I am watching a movie!
He: Do you love me? What kind of film?
She says: I love it as much!! How to get rid of a guy in 10 days.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36355
 22.09.2010
I will work with an infected spinal fluid tomorrow. brought out of the infection. I am afraid.
zzz: Wow, I am an infected spinal fluid!!! Oh wow!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36354
 22.09.2010
1: And if the railway satellites were hit, would the US army stop finicling?
2: It will be bad. Soldiers will not even be able to determine which country they are in.
It’s good to know the continent.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36353
 22.09.2010
XXX is
Do you have 4 files?
YYYY
which
XXX is
Ordinary files
YYYY
I have 1 000 000 ordinary files.
XXX is
It is transparent 😉
YYYY
I am 😉

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36352
 22.09.2010
But the potatoes cook much faster if you forget about it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36351
 22.09.2010
What needs to be in a girl to make her notice?
He is my member

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36350
 22.09.2010
XXX is
I read about the name Arina.
XXX is
A favorable alliance with Averyan, Babylon, Galacton, Emelyan, Modest, Tretyak, Philimon. Complicated relationships are likely with Abram, Anuphrie, Dasi, Miron, Putislav.

XXX is
It is not easy for the girl.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №36349
 22.09.2010
hz who (15:35:22 21/09/2010)
Hi to. Do you give me people?
Lisei (15:35:30 21/09/2010)
The cleansers?O.O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36348
 22.09.2010
XXX: What are you doing?
I am working (
XXX: Did you go to work? Which? =) is
WOW: Customer Manager
XXX: C people mean you work :)
WOW: No, with customers ><

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