Or other striped tomatoes? Which I have never seen in my whole childhood.

Relax the lady. Eat Colorado tomato bushes (although with less pleasure than potatoes, but eat).
So if you haven’t seen something, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

It no longer decorates.
and ==
“Now the barrel decorates the top of the Elbrus and is part of the monument installed on it.”
and ==
We are late, ladies and gentlemen. We walked 5.5 km and dropped the barrel. The great people, the great people. and sarcasm

Dear taxpayer "Pay and forget" No.18338, or "On taxes".

My fully white, official salary before taxes in 2014 was, slightly rounding, 2 million rubles.
13%, calculated directly from me - 260 thousand, or 21 600 rubles. in a month.
What kind of services do I have the right to receive from the state for this money?
At the same time, I am treated for DMS in a non-state clinic, I pay for 100% of utilities, I do not consume any benefits. Yes, my child is going to public school, but it’s obviously not long.
The employer pays me ESN 30% (more precisely, contributions to the PFR, FFOMS and FSS) for the amount, respectively, 600 thousand, or 50 thousand a month. Without taxes, I could have gotten them on my hands.
So yes, for 71,600 rubles. My direct (excluding indirect) taxes include at least two civil servants or three pensioners.
I think I have the right to demand.

Seeing your drunk girl dancing striptease is like coming to your child’s breakfast. You also sit and worry very much for her to perform well.

Just listen to what they say in transport. I understand the general sense of what they say. all kinds of platforms on the left right, the train does not go further, please release the wagons :))))))))), liben damen und herren, our plane has emergency exits :) ))))))))))))
Here is yes. You get on the train after a beer, and there, the plane has emergency exits =)

I found it in a publication here:
Few people know where it came from that the third toast is drunk for those who are in the sea. The fact is that there was no such connection before as we have now. They drank the first toast for the living, the second toast for the dead, and the third toast for the sailors, because they did not know whether they were alive or not.
The sailors of Schrödinger, their mother. Where to get a cat...

My husband wrote to me from work:

"Take me my pills, please"
"And the sweater"
"Shoes and Shoes"
"Sorry for being so unromantic... but you can catch up with Tomik Akhmatova :)))"

Zzzz: I don’t have the strength to get out of bed every morning
[9:54] xxx: got up today at 5:30 p.m. with cucumbers, accept applications for training "How to find strength to get up every morning from bed"
[9:54] yyy: the cucumbers understand, but how long did he get up?

Infinitely you can look at three things: how fire burns, how water flows, and how other people work.

It is like a 3D printer.

Zzz: I forgot about the washing machine.

It happens, yes. When I and the Italians from Alenia in Turin were working on the Yak-130, they went around to watch me eat their pasta. Because I took a plate, and under boiling water, I washed the sauce from the bowl; then I poured sugar and so I sat down. Well, you will not explain to them about the garrison childhood of the 80s; when the father - after a day on the belt, the mother on daily duty in the hospital; and at home from food - pasta and tea with sugar. And tomatoes, pasta sauce, ketchup, and in general all the tomatoes I still hate, because on the holidays at my grandmother in Krasnodar every morning I had to collect from tomato bushes a bowl of striped bushes, which I then melted in petroleum.

XXX: I was trying to find a normal porn on the internet.
In the end, I ordered a thermocouple.
Because there is no normal porn on the internet.
XXX: That kind of stuff.
xxx: pfff

"Today in the clinic, in the line to the pediatrician, a woman-alkas (typical swollen face) was sitting with a daughter of five years. The girl approached the two older girls, hand-in-hand, and said proudly: "And my mom works... at the landfill!"

- And when I was a kid, to the question "Where does your mom work?" she answered proudly, "There, behind the laundry." My mother worked in a closed defense department.

We are late, ladies and gentlemen. We walked 5.5 km and dropped the barrel. The great people, the great people. and sarcasm

Did you look at the neighboring mountain? Or maybe someone took a place with her to do it and forgot to return it.

Yes!!! It is done! I finally saw a woman who bought a laundry powder, soap, cream and what a shit commercial! After all this, the worker walked through the hall and obtained from glass stuccoes, with opening and locking... while the aunt before the purchase received 2 packages and sent a fifth of letters... all this happened at lunch time)))
It is incomprehensible how this aunt did not burn from the sparkling gaze of the line that gathered behind her is incomprehensible!

Another example of the law of evil. I am on the tank:

Girl: "Do you have a Gazprom map?"
I [first decided to predict the predictable question]: "There are no maps. No, I don’t want to buy it."
Girl: "And we don’t have them!) Do you want coffee?and "

Commentary from Yandex:

This processor is designed for 3 categories of users:
1st Overclockers and enthusiasts.
2nd Users with video encoding/decoding/mounting.
Three Daddy!I want 111.

The most serious and thoughtful boy in the class quietly adds: "Or a jerk could have found another jerk... and a jerk - another jerk...". >_<
— — — —
It appears that he was the only one who knew that the crab and the frog are not just male and female, but different biological species from different families, which cannot be crossed, therefore it is absolutely unnecessary to marry them.

News on GitHub:
In China, the new iPhone 6S can be obtained by donating sperm

boomyjee17: The term “apple dough” takes on a new shade)

A wise man tries to acquire lazy enemies.

I go to Moscow by metro. the village. I got a laptop and I printed. There is a guy behind me. Ordinary and full. It looks like an office plankton. He looked at me. He asks:
How is it now in Eilat? Not very hot? I am going to travel...
I looked at him. I say surprisingly:
Are we acquainted?
and no.
How did you know that I am from Israel?
“Deduction and observation,” he said seriously. Your shirt is outside. We only wear hippies. You are not a hippie. Smooth, bearded, but not Caucasian. and relaxed. Apparently a Jew. But not local. And not Russian at all. In short, either an American or an Israeli. But the option with the American I immediately rejected.
Why is? I ask simply.
“Maybe... I thought, maybe because you have the Hebrew on your keyboard.

by Henrich Nebolsin