He did, as advised on the Internet, to learn English: went to England, smoked, went to jail. A full year of public retention among carriers.
Now I know perfectly Hindi and Arabic, good Chinese and some African dialect. English with a dictionary.

This work can be described in two words: a phyllic symbol.

Note: XXX is a virologist in one of the largest NIHs.

XH: Well, I should start one thing, something I completely forgot about him. test several serums against the Ebola virus.

YYY: This is how the world will one day die – from the fact that the XX will forget to test the serum against a virus that will kill everyone!

One day my employee got fired at work and his cup of tea with milk stood on the window for about six months. They were thrown away when the progenitors of the life that appeared dried up and died out together with tea.
Yyy: We usually have what came out of the circle - then it works instead of the fired

XX: A lie for good is called. My mother still confidently says that she wanted a child in 1992 as an unmarried second-year student in a foreign city, without her own housing and work. He is usually tactically silent. And I pretend I can’t remember the first four years of my grandmother’s life in Samara.

ClientT: Why traveled for 50p.free 100minutes, which connected for 100p.? to

We discuss with the fifth grade the fairy tale "Zhuravl and Capla" (where they walk one after the other, marry each other, and not all can get married). "In general, the dwarf could find himself and another dwarf, and the dwarf - another dwarf!" - someone says, after which the most serious and thoughtful boy in the class quietly adds: "Or the dwarf could find another dwarf... and the dwarf - another dwarf...". >_<

From the Forum of Ursa ©
We were forced to go to elections. Each worker, after voting, must call his master, and he reports every hour to the head of the unit who has already voted. Further, they were frightened by non-voting organizations. In fact, no one called the master. The master himself called the responsible and named the number of voters "from the lighthouse". On paper, they voted 100%, but nobody really knows.
My Fathers, it is a trumpet. "This country"© no one will ever win... Even electoral fraud is falsified.

When the Vietnam War began, anti-war rallies began to take place in the United States, very few and unpopular among the majority of the population. One day, a man with a poster was asked, “Why are you standing, you still change nothing?” He replied, “I stand, so that nothing will change me.”

The top commentary:
That man was Albert Einstein.

Stone to a recent photo of Mickey Rourke:

This is still lucky. E@lo to he after the bull, drugs, failed boxing and plastic more on the ass with the eyes looks like.

To increase the retirement age every year by 1 year, how do they imagine it?! to

and suddenly. He also didn’t go straight away.
Excellent disguise of the one-time increase in retirement age. Only those who will retire next year will understand this.

Just sent to study the instructions of the filter press brand "Jinjiang"

By analogy we are waiting for instructions on the pump brand "Dryndrin" and optical (laser) sensors "pippy" :-)
The whole department is sitting down and inventing new brands.)
by AntonFox

Application to the help desk: In the secondary room, a specific sound of electrical current in the wires!

At work, a colleague told me that he was defeated by crows. One of his friends brought him a ship syrene. Placing the syrene in a box, he buried it by 1.5 meters, stretching the wire from it into the house. It turned on before leaving. When he returned for the next weekend, his neighbor began to tell him that something strange was happening in the village. The fact that crows, mice and rats fled not only from him, but also from the nearest neighbors is half the matter. The worms dispersed and the chickens in the village stopped carrying.

"... for girls, fortunately, do not write apophers "if a man refuses - it is he so cuddly, boldly rape"

Why, we are rubbed all our lives, to say, men want only one, you need to be beautiful, and he will immediately turn on the motorcycle, and then the matter of technology. And then suddenly it turns out that in all your tricks you are not needed by the vast majority, you can at least get rid of it, but at the stage of closer communication everything is likely to collapse because of something less superficial. A loved one may not have a desire. he is banally tired - no, well, of course, you can seduce him, only the quality of this process is quite strange. Do you think this is logical and understandable? So, in the shell, do the adult grandmothers tell these young fools?

I work in an elite cosmetics store. A lot of clients. But there is one special. Very bright, extravagant, not to take the eye off. But nobody knew her name. In 3 years, I have never filled a discount card that promises a large discount. In her next parish after 20 minutes of warning, as it was advantageous, agreed to receive her. She filled and left. I looked at the address and name. Bakarubla Street and the name Anekontrol caused a storm of judgments about the fact that such a spectacular woman must have an unusual name and possibly Eastern roots.
This evening we started:
My name is Hѣ
Name of Control
of my purchases.
Below was the adjective: Xѣrѣyou are the universe of harmony for you, not what you thought.
Yes, such an effective woman can also troll.)

I sit with my child in the kitchen and drink tea. The child looks out the window at the rain that has been raining for the second day and melancholy says, “Yes... if this goes on, you will have to buy contraceptives... WTF?! O_o I am in shock trying to keep the poker face calm and cautiously ask:"And why?" The child, looking at me with innocent eyes, says:"Well why? I bought condoms, put on ceds and you can walk peacefully on the lounges!"

A loved one may not have a desire. He is banally tired.
and a woman can't, she can't help, she can't help, she can't get tired

Nick> have you seen many new IDEs now?
Gluk> do you have such a sham that he doesn’t know?
Gluk> Connect the USB and wrap the insulator
The burned satha controller is not a reason to throw two 2400 cores with a pair of frames, especially considering that this is a dead standard and it will not be moved anywhere.
Gluk> yeah, you even have a 100% rottenness not a reason to...
Gluk> in the future you would even collect photons after annihilation ;)

XXX: Is it not us?
YYY: AAAA, my brain, my eyes, say it’s a mistake, AAAA