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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №10110
 19.09.2008
X% is when you come home.
smoked, you think that they will not be lighted at all, you walk with your ancestors, 3.14 you breathe, happy, calm, and here minutes after 15 you notice that your dad is filming you on a video from your phone...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10109
 19.09.2008
xxx: today saw a man whose passport is "Cheblablinsk"
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10108
 19.09.2008
Example of query on Yandex "colour of the hip of a frightened nymph"... o_O Interested, scattered:
The thighs of a frightened nymph are a shade of pink. (There is also the colour of the nymph’s thigh.) It is pale pink, the nymph is calm.) With this color under Emperor Paul painted the layer of military uniforms. But since the fabric for officers and soldiers was different in quality, the officer’s shade was called “the thigh of a frightened nymph”, and the soldier’s – “the cup of a frightened Masha”.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10107
 19.09.2008
From the forum:

<B_confusion>: Have you ever used laser hair removal?how effective and expensive?? to
...
<-n0name->: The offspring offers Jedi laser hair removal services. Harmless, not dangerous - in cabbage. and Yoda.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10106
 19.09.2008
Forum discussion game HMM under symbian (mobile), topic about custom maps:
Arestant: "Aaaah, help everyone I can't figure out how to insert new cards into the game :( :( please tell the fool. The E60 phone. I read that you need to download the card in the Private folder but why then when I try to get it there, it says "I can't open the file..." :( that I don't understand the fist"

fanatic: "Try through the computer in data transmission mode. To do this, the game must be on the flash."

Arestant: "No comp, I sit in jail"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10105
 19.09.2008
CCHC
Do you jump weight?

NNN
65 MB

NNN
* may be

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10104
 19.09.2008
Sometimes, she’s such a fucker!
She: And my shit, she’s always writing in the wrong window.
He is my favorite!! It’s not about you!! How could I say this about you?! to
She went on.
He is a rabbit!!! to
She is PZ! The pc! The PC!!! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10103
 19.09.2008
I want to live in Switzerland! I will be! and all.
I will marry a German and live in Germany.
You will be with him in porn.
On: in German
Filed to:home video
Then it will flow into the inlet.
After many years, I am already a bearded man.
With two children and a wife
It is like a barrel with silk.
Find a strange file.
ON: Discovering which in the heels of a white body I catch the movements and words I’ve known since 2008, white hair...
Next to it will be a German, similar to an orangutan.
ONE: He’ll spin it like an inch... you’ll only hear "Yes, yes, Hans, let’s do more"
And a shattering man’s tear will fall from my cheek.
She lives in Germany and I live in Switzerland.
You brought me to tears.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10102
 19.09.2008
Tash: Yesterday she ate vodka as if she had spent three weeks in the desert, and this was water, melted the shrimp and almost all the pizza, managed to eat even 2 cubes of broth, and in the morning I drink tea and oh give me a sugar substitute or I wash on a diet...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10101
 19.09.2008
The boss promises a bunch of money with the words "Golden rain will soon rain on us". I think it is worth telling him that these words may be misunderstood.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10100
 19.09.2008
Maturity is when you don’t know who to expect trouble from first.

From children or from parents.



Told by Efim Graiver</PRE>

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10099
 19.09.2008
Canadian TV Show New Advertising for Electronic Test

The pregnancy. The joyful speaker broadcasts: "This is the most bullshit digital

It’s a tool you can use!"



Told by Vick</PRE>

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №10098
 19.09.2008
Yesterday in the birthplace named Grauerman was born one of the following husbands of Alla

of Pugachev.



According to Vladimir</PRE>

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10097
 19.09.2008
X: What is your wish?
Y: You can’t talk, or you won’t wake up
X: Wake up, you’re like a kid, so tell me ?
I want to have sex with you!!! to
X is a pervert!!! to
Fuck, I say not to wake up.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10096
 19.09.2008
Talking to a girl about where to go to buy her shirt (yyy girl)
Wherever you want, we go.
yyy: so first in ixel and if I do not choose anything there in European))))
Q: Will you pull my body after you? Or are you going to go to ICE?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10095
 19.09.2008
From autonews.ru:
Korean automaker SsangYong finally managed to create a car that can like not only people with visual and taste defects.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10094
 19.09.2008
XXX: Will you go to the counter?
SeeT_LoToF is going. I am for the cantons!
SeeT_LoToF: Go Go Go Go. Bahá’u’lláh bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘Umar bin ‘U! to
SeeT_LoToF: I have won
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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10093
 19.09.2008
We just rehearsed in the technarry, when we were still studying in it... here we went to smoke in the technarry. I noticed, the look we all had was characteristic of metallurgy))
Here we were stuck in this case by the chief cleaning officer - well, and asks, the guys say, your names, names...
He looks at me – and I take it – Sergey Mavrin.
And then — Vladimír Holstinín, Valery Kipelov, Vitaly Dubinin, Alexander Manjakin... Well, that is, the group Arya in full composition at the time of 89-94 years smoked in the technical toilet.

The names did not appear to match the lists of students. And the paperwork was hanged on a prominent spot with the note “They were struck by smokers in the men’s toilet on the second floor.”

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10092
 19.09.2008
Pavell: and if the battery is installed in the Nissan micro, then connect your stylish iPod to a special connector and move on...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10091
 19.09.2008
venera87 (01:32:23 14/09/2008)
If you learn to dance... at the level... then all the virgins will be yours.I tell you exactly.I was conquered with a valse today, and then more than that.cool crazy!

melee (01:32:54 14/09/2008)
This is called sex.)

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