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The banner was so funny. "Be an Avon representative today and get a spear with glowing crystals."

Warrior Avon is crazy. He whispers into you with a spear and says, "Order a towel, order a towel, a fox!"

Inside every old man lives a young man who can’t understand what actually happened.

The Paradox: In First Class, Almost All Girls Are Excellent
<p>Which airlines are there?

In response to Enzo:
I hate it (such elastic, gentle, seductive. With silk smooth skin and beautiful small pink nipples. The FU (
– – – – –
AFFtar you acky satan... I was tortured by a standalone.)

Garik: Strike the pets at 90 60 90 )))))

FFF: What are you talking about, woman?
FFF: men do not get fat
FFF: They are becoming more impressive

I do body reflex at home - simple exercises combined with proper breathing (it may be correct, but too loud and frightening). The husband for a while listened to the suspicious sounds from the neighboring room and said, "You are there, the wool has drowned?No, not a fucking shit, right?

I live in Belarus. What in the news: "The new spelling rules will come into force from September. Now the words “God, Lord and President” are written in large letters.

He: What are you doing?
She: snack, sandwiches made, with peanuts pasta ^_^
He said: It is fun. I bought half a kilo of peanut. Drink beer for two hours. The truth after two days jerked "Arachis pasta".
She: Fu... Casel...

XXX is fucking! My wife regularly makes me go, everyone is happy. I want to try the anal as well. Restrict yourself, your little ones!

YYY: You have two gross mistakes in the sentence. Zhenya comes from the big letter, it is first, second "my".

xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
xxx to give
yyy: Dash is written without a soft sign, I am not a verb

Sidney went to a massager. I lie on the table. The massage. With a hole in the face. I can’t wait... suddenly it’s pink! I jump up. In the hole below looks a cat - type - "Well, put out more that, I liked it!"

From the comments in JJ:

- Одноклассники.ru has always been terrible and unshakable
Not so terrible.
Terrible and terrible. The people there are terrible. For a week, I made my birthday every day and I congratulated myself every day. A friend congratulated me for four days in a row, and then asked why it was so often my birthday.

XXX: In the summer
So the father gave his brother the task: to dig a pit for a sartre!! to
I go out to smoke and watch the next picture.
The Devil Driver - Digging up the corpses and this imbitil still sings
xxxh: and here comes out grandmother (in the past the translator knows the languages of 5 English naturally too) well I think everything is enough for grandmother.
HH: It wasn’t there! She narrated her brother, listening to the text, and issued: "It's not the grandson of the lover's grandfather from here, the grandfather has already digged and buried behind the forest, you're trying in vain!"
I almost didn’t smoke a cigarette.

Natasha
She can’t get through your anti-spam, tap it yourself
ENIAC
Did she give up so stupidly?

I was in Volgograd. Announcement in the cinema literally: residents of the old part of the city with a 20% discount on movies "Blessed bastards","13 district"

For you, boomer is a BMW.
You should never chew gum from the blue head!

Husband with wife
I am expecting wild, unconstrained, passionate and tough sex today.
Q: Am I invited?
I don’t know...I’ll think.

Looking for work at home
A large-child mother, 27 years old, without bad habits looking for work at home (in maternity leave) has an explosive certificate. Writing in the face.

I was seriously wondering what name to give my son. The first thing that came to mind was Luke. And all his life to get his phrase "Luke, I am your father!"