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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10090
 19.09.2008
Q: Do you know Vishnu?

YYYYY: Yes I know how to endure it perfectly.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10089
 19.09.2008
X: Do I need Play Stayshen 2?
Y : No! I do not suffer like that! :)
X: After I bought it, I realized that I don’t suffer like that either.
Y: I look at these things first in others!))
X: Right... I’m just such a person... I’m going to get rid of a fool... and then I’m sorry...
X: So I got married.
and :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10088
 19.09.2008
Aquaz: pl... the jams have struck! No noise, I sleep well. The facade of the house is being repaired - in the woods. The curtains on the windows are transparent. So every week at 8 a.m. I watch the news on TV together with their entire brigade.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10087
 19.09.2008
The Prehistory. I sit on the roof floor behind the compass.
I am going to go to the toilet, on the way to the toilet, I throw a couple of whiteners into the microwave, on the way back, I pick up and return to the comp.
Dialogue on the ASI:

Wait five minutes, I’ll go fucking.
In 5 minutes *
I: Behold, I came back and made myself two whales.
My friend: 0? to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10086
 18.09.2008
What a smart sisadmin - I say I have a notebook cut off when I insert the flash - he said that it shouldn't be so, it's wrong...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10085
 18.09.2008
xxx:People urgently need help started to connect everything on their own but the screws from the wing do not fit to the mother just absolutely not that connector!if there is a possibility to give advice by phone or otherwise I will be grateful very need to earn a plus
YYY: the beginning of photos
zzz: >yyy:the beginning of the picture
ttt: >zzz: >yyy:the beginning of the picture
xxx: here I will post photos of winch and shleif

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10084
 18.09.2008
Today I cursed the man who invented the T9. I write an ordinary SMS to my girlfriend who is studying with me at the same university: "How many couples?". Dumb T9 writes "How many of us?". He noticed a mistake after sending, considered himself a debil. The answer comes: "Once you asked yourself... we will soon be 3". I try to call back.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10083
 18.09.2008
by Lapa
Aaaah... I’m just a puppy!! I am sitting right next to the door, in a large office, we have several services here, including the staff... Well, the door opens, a strange-looking confused girl appears, stumbles on the threshold (how she did it I don’t know, it’s impossible to stumble there!!!), falls, enters the middle of the cabinet on the stomach, then jumps, pulls the bag from the floor and the bullet flows out of the cabinet... in three seconds she opens the door, makes the most solid look and reports that she came to the interview!!!!!!! The whole room slowly slipped on the table.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10082
 18.09.2008
Studying at the Agricultural University, at one of the practices the teacher says the words "I can tell you that in agriculture there is money...". Voice from the audience: "Only tss..."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10081
 18.09.2008
From chat lineage2, communication with GM:
EDMANN: Hello
EDMANN: I have a problem.
->EDMANN: And I should guess it?
EDMANN: In general, a friend betrayed me I was sitting near the house he asked to go into my spell I went
EDMANN: showed
EDMANN: here is such a joke come 2 guys I don't have time to get out of the game
EDMANN: How Three People Start Holding Me and One Stumbling Me
EDMANN: What should I do?
Edman: They took everything from me.
->EDMANN: to file a complaint to the police
EDMANN: Will GMs not help?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10080
 18.09.2008
Do you have an age test on Facebook?
I know my age :)
Determination of real physiological age.
Is it necessary to send a member to the disc, so that it can count the annual rings?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №10079
 18.09.2008
Xel: I walk through the street, I observe the picture: on the bench a man of about fourteen years smokes, a girl rides to him: you won't have a lighter? The man stretches her a cigarette (in the name of a cigarette), she with the phrase "thank you" takes a cigarette, stretches and leaves with her =) the man was in such a shower that he didn't even say anything.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10078
 18.09.2008
A friend working at MTS said:
“Today I walk through the corridor, and our administrator steps in front of me and pulls old mice on the floor, holding them for the wire. I asked: Do you want to walk?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10077
 18.09.2008
Korean (15:01:19 12/09/2008)
How is the proga called by which on the grid you can see what is being done on someone else's car?
Kadrin (15:05:07 12/09/2008)
Jaebu
Korean (15:05:26 12/09/2008)
OK is

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10076
 18.09.2008
Admin at our work his friend (also admin) told us:
Closed it means users access to the basement. In what one of the users promised to make a doll like him and tick it with needles. The next day she changed her mind: she said that she would make a server doll and plunder it every Friday at 4 p.m.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10075
 18.09.2008
I’m going to get sugar now! ?

DDD: I’m crazy with refinade, short... I have one sugar (round) from a pink box. The second is a square, from a blue box. Probably a boy and a girl. I have now thrown them both into one cup (there is a little water left at the bottom) and I watch them melt...there they melt, cuddle in each other’s sweet arms, fuse in the impulse of ecstasy...and...mmm...I’m their KAAAK NAAA boiling water on the back! Ohhhhhhhhhh ?

Mmm, fuck, you probably have an aural job.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10074
 18.09.2008
XXX is
I have a little boy who likes to do...

YYYY
Mined =

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №10073
 18.09.2008
I decided a colleague at work to tell a story from his fun, rural youth. The whole group was lying under the table after the first phrase: "They take me drunk to fight."


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10072
 18.09.2008
Volch: I started to plug the paddle with a stepler, so as not to hide smaller relatives in the washing machine. Fuck, why am I so late?and :(

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10071
 18.09.2008
Shortly we came there with a guy, collecting a new computer. we put it, and it does not rub, we open the system... and there next, the operative is absent and both slots are glued with a warranty sticker

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