If in the winter you absolutely accidentally stepped eggs to the exhaust pipe, then remember - this is not a coincidence!

<Ostash> Wrote a long program converting information from the old format to the new, started - everything worked in less than a second. The boss will be dissatisfied. I wrote a log sequentially outlining the processed data and the random delay time. Now - solid and long, there is something to show the boss!

She: You know, cats are like their owners... By the way, how does my cat live with you?
He: Well, yesterday he snorted me in the shoes, hanged on the curtains and wounded the garden, broke my favorite bowl and now he seems to be trying to fuck my note....And now you write to me that cats are like their hats, so after all this I look at your cat and think:"Maybe we should postpone our engagement?"

I drink tea with Napoleons.
You have a great mania :)

Answer to:

I have two calls:
1st Where can I get a titanium leaf?
2nd Where to adjust it in the home?
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1st They usually grow on titanium trees.
2nd I’d make it a hat so that the FBI, CIA, and MI6 couldn’t read my mind.

Agree "sweet raghatenky cabbage lover" sounds much better than just - a goat!

I have a companion who works as a driver in the guard, in the service of high-ranking persons. In short, he rides on a huge, black SUV behind the boss’s car.
His story: We are carrying, as usual, we are late somewhere, I am in front of the boss's car, on the floor of the body to the left, I cut off the cars at the turns, I work, shorter...
We fly into some courtyards, and here the boss’s Mercedes stops, because of the wheel, a strange man with a phone in his hand jumps out, who screams in the phone and looks frightened at me...
I saw here!
I am not at work anymore, but I drive the car into the garage. While driving on the ring, he thought about something, picked a similar car on the machine, like the boss, and adjusted for it.
I imagine a man was stuck while I was chasing him in Moscow.

If a man is just eating, lying on the couch and watching TV, he is well with you.

cyberdemon: Put our sys.admin into a deadlock by asking:"What would you want more at the moment, a hard drive or hard sex?"
Cyberdemon: He has been hanging for 5 minutes...

XXX: Explain, please, popularly, the difference between the concepts of honor and dignity.
YYY: You know, honor is a deeper concept.
ZZZ: And dignity is stronger!

The question about the tires on the ZH-community on literacy a person asked with such examples:
I am a teacher.
She is an actress.
The sofa is old.
— — —
According to the general opinion of members of the community, there was an erotic hockey

There is no more dangerous creature than a grandmother riding a bus.

Gorbachev says the U.S. needs “restructuring”
+ thousands of

People, bring to the top, a motorcycle crashed, a blood donor (the first negative) or any other is needed in exchange. of Moscow. 8-926-413-13-55 Katya

Group "Black Coffee" in shock with Fursenka )))

It’s like making a man crazy :)
I work as a leading programmer in one department of a large corporation. Just then the boss made a presentation, which began with some abstract screenshot with all sorts of circles. I saw this case the first and asked for the sake of fun what the breasts are doing there :) He cuddled and it's all.
The next presentation was the entire department, whose sweat is located in the Czech Republic. Of course I told my Czech colleague about the breasts. He did not resist and asked the same question at the end of the presentation :) The chief replied in the spirit that he was supposed to get married to you, the baron should and fell on me.
The next presentation was at the head of departments level. The head of my boss (the head of the European department) turned out to be an internet acquaintance of my Czech colleague :) His observation that the breasts on the screensaver was a very successful decision thrown my boss into a stupor :)
Here he broke up and changed the shield to the logo of the company. Who knew that the boss of the European department studied in the universe along with the bosses of the firm's software direction. The apogee was when after the presentation he seriously asked "Does it not seem that the breasts here would look good?". Unfortunately I wasn’t there, they said, they were roaring like horses :)

There was an eagle coming to us. The cat did not know what to do with it - to drive out, try to eat or be afraid :-)

BAD1 who: kasanova Átha posted 07.09.09 02:37
> I would like to point out that this year the activity of wildlife has increased abnormally.
and gt; animals
and ah!
On one romantic hot July day, a garbage truck did not rush to the prohibiting lighting signal. In the neighboring row was a cabriolet, where two charming girls sat. And I stood on the back of the motorcycle, thinking about how to get acquainted with the purpose of penetrating...
The rubbish car on the pit gently shattered, a rat fell out of the container, landing in the cabriolet's salon.

It was a fucking thing :))))
I heard screams through the helmet. I didn’t have to stop, laughing and so ended.

Under the fire:
"The History of Russia from ancient times to the end of our days"

Not otherwise under Vanga's edition.

The Monday. The morning. The Office. The men gathered in a crowd to discuss yesterday's football. An employee on the phone tells a girlfriend about the weekend spent on the beach. The men disturb her terribly. She can’t stand it, screaming: "Yes, you are quiet! I speak at work!" And in the sudden silence he continues loudly: "Well, here. Come, share, go to bed..."