From Chat:
Guest_782 >> Imagine me the SMS you would like to get from a girl
[m]adcat600 >> "I want to make you minie and try anal sex, cute)"
Guest_782 >> and
Guest_782 >> more
[m]adcat600 >> I want to make you mink and try anal sex, on the bed covered with roses

From the discussion of news about the cancellation of copies.

Well, once copper has traveled, it means we have to switch to plastic. Make pennies of PVC, and the nominal isotope label to do so that the Geiger meter can be automatically determined.

Yyy: Gather a hundred thousand rubles in pennies and get a home atomic bomb in exchange.

Marina: I just don’t know how to tell a man that he’s a complete fool without ruining the relationship.

At Parental Meeting
This year, children’s food has become 5 rubles more delicious.

Timich: I thought I only had a computer three and a half times 10 years ago!!! Weaker than the current mobile phone.

Q: Is there a litre for tomorrow?
Title: Captain Drunk
HH: I will not ask for a short content.

In my new job, I come to the main sysadmin. In my new job, I am not a sitadmin.
Please post me sorry.
Admin - Okay, I'll send someone a thread. There were problems with the password for entry.
Yes, I noticed
Admin, I will explain.
I don’t have to, I’ve already done it.
admin - can not be.
I am working for the third day.
Admin –...
I - the program I have already pulled out of your hidden folder, just IMAP me find
admin - what is the hidden file?
With the distribution...
Admin –...

She is :
Yesterday I played paintball again.

She is :
Without the blacks. I was constantly shooting in my head.

YYY: Where did it go? I have not seen you for a hundred years.
Review: StarCraft 2
YYY: Are you in the universe? How about work?
I'm going to repeat StarCraft 2 again.

I go after the concert.Bright makeup, mother with a huge cut, of course, how not to boast of the others with her elegant third-size breasts.At the pre-last stop, the door of the bus opens.Grandmother, age 75-80, tries to climb the stairs.I run, help to get up, I sit on my seat.She, smiling, raises her eyes on me and says, "Thank you, boy."
Here’s how to help people after that :-)

Conversation with Mom:
I saw your ex again.
I – and what?
(M)- in the store was... wanted to buy "Rahat-Lukum". He was told there was no...
Have I bought beer? (= the
How did you guess?! to

I thought there were 84 people on my phone list. Then I look at – the first thought: fucking, what creature has gone away!

Dialogue between husband and wife:
Q: What does a girl need to be so that a man wants to arrange her a romantic evening/dinner/night?
M is like you)
J: Well well
M: The man is just not the one.

xxx: Now on the telic phrase: "There are its records and among vegetables". I immediately remembered Leah :)

Excuse me for cutting it)
AT : A? I did not notice you)
Wife: 0 O
Previous: Before the Climate Change
Wife: I entered right in front of you)) and even waved a pen.
We crossed the neighboring streets several times.
AT: The climate?
This is the square in front of the bridge.
At the entrance to Petrograd
When you turn to the right
AT: Was that you?! to
AT: I was swallowed because of you, while I was swallowed, I was swallowed, bl.
AT: I barely managed to get into you.
I’m sorry (I won’t be like that anymore!)! to
AT: I then 15 minutes of material "this Gandon"...

Deltadan: Batman was originally intended for anime. Look at those ears.)

Supez, 20.09.2010 1:07:22:
What did they shame about?

Consul, 20.09.2010 1:07:37
Nothing special

The Consul, 1:08:08
I was drunk at night and thought it would be fun to rush on him and shout SPARTA while he is asleep.

The Consul, 1:08:25
And then, with the hellish hoot, he stood on the floor next to his bed.

The Consul, 1:08:40
The next morning he moved.

From the car:
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YYY: The new
Tagged: good berry

Conversation of two men:
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! What the prostitutes do, I don’t know.

Rodger: Okay, change my name to Asche and on the forum, now I’m Banny Rodger.
Undreakable: Okay, I have changed my name.
eBanny Rodger: Oh, guys thank you.
Unbreakable: Okay what’s there.