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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №53743
 22.09.2011
We got hot water! Only she is brown and cold!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53742
 22.09.2011
Fuck, I gave you 5k.
A bunch of babies))
- So if I go, I see a bunch of money thick, and such a joke - is it all for me? The accountant is serious, yes.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53741
 22.09.2011
Life is not a zebra of black and white stripes, but a chessboard. It all depends on your course. and c)
yyy: ah, even more this phrase becomes true if you think that some figures (elephants) all their lives walk only one of the colors =(
Zzz: Luckily we, the pedestrians, can’t be afraid of this;)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53740
 22.09.2011
My cat has a personality disorder - one of them loves me, the other fears and despises, and the third doesn't know at all.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53739
 22.09.2011
from VIO mail.ru:
The question:
Let me tell you the anime is like the anime "A shameful kiss"
There was both romance and comedy, and that the end would not be tight.
And the first answer:
So that the end is not tight, you need to wear free underwear.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53738
 22.09.2011
XXX for a cat.
The Siberian Borzaja.
XXX and I have an Ural.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53737
 22.09.2011
Conversation in the game chat:
I: Oh, Stell, from which city are you?
Stealth.BY: from Minsk
I: haha, I too
Stealth.BY: You are not lucky.
Stealth.BY: And I too...

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53736
 22.09.2011
The Somali radio conducted a victory among children. Main prize: AK-47

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53735
 22.09.2011
The director of the colchon had a problem of almost criminal nature. The main fertilizer in them is chicken straw diluted and fermented in a certain way. Chicken feed includes hemp seeds. So his neither chicken stomach nor subsequent processing takes any. And in the fields that are under the steam, hemp is swollen in wild quantities. According to the law, the owner must destroy this hemp, otherwise they will be attracted. But it can’t, because if it is cut, it will be attracted for collecting drug containers. What should he do?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53734
 22.09.2011
1 the course. The Mathematics.
XXX: So what did you decide?
YYYYYY: Yes I go to the army.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53733
 22.09.2011
Computers and cats have a lot in common: they both whisper, love to be touched, and spend most of the day immobile. And both have secrets that they often don’t want to share.

(John Appdike, extracted from the English textbook)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53732
 22.09.2011
...this

Why give dinner to your enemy if you can leave it for breakfast?

There’s nothing better than having your own enemy for breakfast ?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53731
 22.09.2011
Update from Opera 11.11 pleases...."Accept and update"....blet...understand and forgive more would have written

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53730
 22.09.2011
Sam went to the veterinarian. And you yourself remember he was huge already, as the horse became and so far in the stool in our apartment.
xxh: I didn't have parents Okuneva wanted, I say don't be afraid - oh friendly dog.. we immediately go to the bedroom with you..
Oh well ?
Andrei went in, saw him and said exactly the following: shrinking Jacob! We are just friends with her!! I tried to escape!! to
He is a traitor! :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53729
 21.09.2011
No, it is a fucking kind of thing! It was cold, all of us prayed for the start of the heating season. I sit stuck in the WOW, go to the clk, a tense moment, we are on the verge of failure, terribly want to scratch and leave no way... and here they gave the heating!!! Wonderful hot tubes of water!!! The dogs!! I hate it!! to

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53728
 21.09.2011
Everything is overestimated in the morning. In the evening you think: 'Here I'll get up early, I'll wash my head, I'll come to work beautiful' or 'The office opens at 9, I'll come to them at the beginning, I'll be the first, and in the morning - 'Yes, I'll look good with the shirt' and 'Yes, still there all the employees are late, I'll come to 10'. The evening plan is never fulfilled.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №53727
 21.09.2011
My youngest daughter is gone.)
Child in school. I write SMS: "Sunny, how are your business? What are your assessments?"
Answer: Mom, I can't answer you now, we're going to have a lesson and the teacher doesn't like when we get distracted. The lesson is over and I will write you all together"
I laughed. Waiting for the end of the lesson.
In 15 minutes. Finally an SMS! I open up: "Everything is great!"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53726
 21.09.2011
I decided to learn to play a lip harmonic. I bought. I read the authorship:
"You may have noticed that the lips of most
People have a horizontal orientation."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53725
 21.09.2011
Point-to-point: Irritate "bags", "cremes" and other reducing substances.
Blonde: I’m also angry with those reductions.
girls, and now look at your nics.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53724
 21.09.2011
I came across an article about the mystical number 23. And there is a list of facts related to this number, like

The Latin alphabet has 23 letters. The number of letters in the short form of the ancient Hebrew alphabet is also 23 (22 = 21 + 0, i.e. 23 - Ein Soph, The Emptiness Containing Everything

The first comment:
The word shit of 3 letters... and could be of 2... 2 and 3 = 23... bigger nonsense I didn’t read.


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