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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70349
 21.09.2012
Evangelisto: While in America the M16 is just an automatic rifle, in Russia it is a screw.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70348
 21.09.2012
O tempora, o mores! Previously we said "Let’s go climbing the garages", now it’s parkour. Previously we said "let’s go to the tournaments", now it’s Street Workout...

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70347
 21.09.2012
RT @Shadow__Cat Turn on the TV. I saw how Malysheva swallowed the swelling of the plush testicles. Shut off the TV.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70346
 21.09.2012
Seminar on Genetics.
- To the test tube with flies attach a leaflet, write on it: "direct intersection" and surname.
Direct crossing of goats?

[ + -3 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70345
 21.09.2012
I am a student of the fifth degree of engineering. I don’t want to write a diploma, I want to lose my virginity with some babysitter >_<

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70344
 21.09.2012
News on the website:
"Judicial officers attracted to work with debtors of priests"
The first comment:
"Mother of God, go out of the land!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70343
 21.09.2012
Valery
A movie about a stranger.
It is just nonsense of something.

Valery
For "Alien Against Avatar"

Sergey
Aha, and then "Superman vs. Stranger", "Vengers vs. Stranger", "Stranger vs. Batman", "Stranger vs. Godzilla, Alliance vs. King Kong".

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №70342
 20.09.2012
On YouTube, a piece of the film "Vengers".

Chris Evans (Captain America) and Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) rehearse their roles:
What do you imagine? So who are you without your iron armor, all these technologies and billions of dollars?
I am Sherlock Holmes, bitch!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70341
 20.09.2012
xxx: the neighboring detachment in the pioneering camp was named by the freezers "Holy Inquisition." Hell, untransmitted surr - constantly hearing "the Holy Inquisition, all out!", "the Holy Inquisition, all out of the chambers!" and you say - schizophrenia...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №70340
 20.09.2012
In the people about slim women they say: slim as a violin.
Gracious as a piano
zzz: Long-legged, like a basebox %)
www: Breasty, as a swing O_o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70339
 20.09.2012
Vantooth opened a beer with his phone and left it in a bar.
Lilly> is a...
Vantooth> In a taxi on the way home found the same, but pink.
Vantooth> Wedding tomorrow
Ilya> these are your new technologies...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №70338
 20.09.2012
after long customs on the topic "how to filter the desired group from a ten thousand customer base";

P is a programmer.

Q: the mouse cried, cried, but the rules request
I: You can’t just take @ and crucify everyone :)
p: sorry... you approach and so do not know "let me screw you out"))
I am :
Shit, what are you allowing yourself? What is it with you?! to
and Madame! This is a roof!
P is a spell ?
I: worrying about the roof? So push it up, fighter!

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №70337
 20.09.2012
nic_aaL: iPad changed the word "wish" to "lord". How polite he is! I am a Petersburger :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №70336
 20.09.2012
I work in the printing. Among other things, we print business cards for different office managers, so there is the impression that in order to make a career in the office, the first thing you need to have eb@nute FIOs.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70335
 20.09.2012
[11:56:12]
XXX: A new pearl from the lives of the youths.
Call a blonde, complaining that the program is hanging.
tk. She has a terminal and occasionally there are glues with a grid, I say turn on, turn off the computer and everything will work.
It passes 10 minutes, claiming that she has done everything and she hangs.
I come and say show them what they did, how they overloaded.
The girl with a hand gesture turns off the monitor and turns it on again - THIS NOT works.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70334
 20.09.2012
"Storage is not a place for storage!", the warehouse manager told me today.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №70333
 20.09.2012
XX: Physical education and labor became the main subjects - the number of hours increases, due to the reduction of literature. In one school, I know, instead of new supplemented lessons of physical education, teachers put back classical subjects (well, not constantly jumping in the gym), although in the schedule they leave a record of physical education for the event of a check.

YYY: My child is like that at school. All children have to go for an hour or two extensions, because at this time they can finally secretly teach reading and Russian.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №70332
 20.09.2012
From Habr:
-Well don't say :) Even my grandmother can format the disk, but she has no idea what a codec is and why the video doesn't open.
I think it was a mistake to teach my grandmother to format the disk.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70331
 20.09.2012
I live in the community, this year we settled a girl from 1995. She and her friends never even heard that there was such a series of Twin Peaks, did not play dendys, they did not have a kaleidoscope and stepping springs, did not catch May bats.
By age we are separated by a few years.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70330
 20.09.2012
Always grieved the name of the bright blue-blue color - electric. Our uncle Vitus has very different shades.

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