Evangelisto: While in America the M16 is just an automatic rifle, in Russia it is a screw.

O tempora, o mores! Previously we said "Let’s go climbing the garages", now it’s parkour. Previously we said "let’s go to the tournaments", now it’s Street Workout...

RT @Shadow__Cat Turn on the TV. I saw how Malysheva swallowed the swelling of the plush testicles. Shut off the TV.

Seminar on Genetics.
- To the test tube with flies attach a leaflet, write on it: "direct intersection" and surname.
Direct crossing of goats?

I am a student of the fifth degree of engineering. I don’t want to write a diploma, I want to lose my virginity with some babysitter >_<

News on the website:
"Judicial officers attracted to work with debtors of priests"
The first comment:
"Mother of God, go out of the land!"

Valery
A movie about a stranger.
It is just nonsense of something.

Valery
For "Alien Against Avatar"

Sergey
Aha, and then "Superman vs. Stranger", "Vengers vs. Stranger", "Stranger vs. Batman", "Stranger vs. Godzilla, Alliance vs. King Kong".

On YouTube, a piece of the film "Vengers".

Chris Evans (Captain America) and Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man) rehearse their roles:
What do you imagine? So who are you without your iron armor, all these technologies and billions of dollars?
I am Sherlock Holmes, bitch!

xxx: the neighboring detachment in the pioneering camp was named by the freezers "Holy Inquisition." Hell, untransmitted surr - constantly hearing "the Holy Inquisition, all out!", "the Holy Inquisition, all out of the chambers!" and you say - schizophrenia...

In the people about slim women they say: slim as a violin.
Gracious as a piano
zzz: Long-legged, like a basebox %)
www: Breasty, as a swing O_o

Vantooth opened a beer with his phone and left it in a bar.
Lilly> is a...
Vantooth> In a taxi on the way home found the same, but pink.
Vantooth> Wedding tomorrow
Ilya> these are your new technologies...

after long customs on the topic "how to filter the desired group from a ten thousand customer base";

P is a programmer.

Q: the mouse cried, cried, but the rules request
I: You can’t just take @ and crucify everyone :)
p: sorry... you approach and so do not know "let me screw you out"))
I am :
Shit, what are you allowing yourself? What is it with you?! to
and Madame! This is a roof!
P is a spell 😉
I: worrying about the roof? So push it up, fighter!

nic_aaL: iPad changed the word "wish" to "lord". How polite he is! I am a Petersburger :)

I work in the printing. Among other things, we print business cards for different office managers, so there is the impression that in order to make a career in the office, the first thing you need to have eb@nute FIOs.

[11:56:12]
XXX: A new pearl from the lives of the youths.
Call a blonde, complaining that the program is hanging.
tk. She has a terminal and occasionally there are glues with a grid, I say turn on, turn off the computer and everything will work.
It passes 10 minutes, claiming that she has done everything and she hangs.
I come and say show them what they did, how they overloaded.
The girl with a hand gesture turns off the monitor and turns it on again - THIS NOT works.

"Storage is not a place for storage!", the warehouse manager told me today.

XX: Physical education and labor became the main subjects - the number of hours increases, due to the reduction of literature. In one school, I know, instead of new supplemented lessons of physical education, teachers put back classical subjects (well, not constantly jumping in the gym), although in the schedule they leave a record of physical education for the event of a check.

YYY: My child is like that at school. All children have to go for an hour or two extensions, because at this time they can finally secretly teach reading and Russian.

From Habr:
-Well don't say :) Even my grandmother can format the disk, but she has no idea what a codec is and why the video doesn't open.
I think it was a mistake to teach my grandmother to format the disk.

I live in the community, this year we settled a girl from 1995. She and her friends never even heard that there was such a series of Twin Peaks, did not play dendys, they did not have a kaleidoscope and stepping springs, did not catch May bats.
By age we are separated by a few years.

Always grieved the name of the bright blue-blue color - electric. Our uncle Vitus has very different shades.