I went on the street today and I hear a man talking to a dog: “You feel that there is a road, you can be stifled, you can’t do that. You know, I’m worried" It turns out, the blind dog smiles at the albinos husky. The owner spoke to her and she listened. Human guide for the dog.
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Son, 3.5 years old: If this clan is broken, what water will flow?
I am... hot.
Son: What if this is this?
I – I am cold.
The son, with an overwhelming surprise in his voice: "Where is the warm?

xxx: “Thus, a complete overview of all the four-digit PIN code variants will take about 40 hours.”
xxx: Remove the "Simple Password" box and set a password from n digits\letters\symbols?
yyy: I think you can run several brute force streams with different masks. The time will be long, but you can break anything.
zzz: Unfortunately, in just 7.5 billion years, the Sun will swallow the Earth, interrupting the brute force.

What is the maternal instinct at 20 years old? There is self-preservation, then the instinct works over time.

We had one jacket in the army. Typical of that, sloppy. A normal guy, but constantly extracted somewhere "grass" (served on the border with Kazakhstan) and apparently "chamanil" to an untouchable state. Which deserves the name of torch.

Yyy: Then, when we are going to rent an apartment, I will bring a cat to us :zzzzz

I don’t want any more cats.

YYY: But I love this PID%R =\
Who will eat from my plates at night, cross the door, and leave my hair on my clothes?

xxx: I can

Yesterday was beautiful.

WOW, give it up!

I climb on the escalator to Petrogradskaya, there is a lady (D) years so in the area of forty

xxx: such a fairly nephorical look - jeans-kedy, badminton, bandana, holds a city backpack in his hands. It can be seen directly that she is very tired, falls asleep on the go, and the backpack is heavy.

xxxh: And in the east it is practically carried away by some elderly unbarred hop (g) with swings in his hands, with the words "Yes@ your mother, go faster!"
He said, “Don’t touch my mother!”
(d) "Polzet here еле-ele, bl@t like this!"
(D), after a couple of seconds, looks after him, and then suddenly with such a commanding "mamkin" voice: "The width is stuck!.."

Yippidy : )

The man on the reflex brakes sharply, but! He wears a free jacket, his hands are busy. And while he performs the acrobatic ethud "Where is my whisper?", (D) he is ahead of him, throwing his backpack on his shoulder, with a smile: "...or the intestines will be cold!";
The Curtain

I am dead. :D I am dead.

XHHH: I think the thick trolling of the 90th Level) will take on arms

Yesterday, at an evening beer, my best friend told me a wonderful picture of the Russian elections. I quote literally:
"Here is a sorting on the village car station. A lot of hole in a row. The holes are all different - right, left, in the center, choose any one. But the bottom is still a common hole with the hive."

How do I know that the Aeroflot voice assistant was written by Russian programmers?
very simple. I call to find out the armor code. System: Tell me what you would like to know: a, be, we... I say: online booking. The system repeats. What would you like to know: a, be, you... and so on. At the fourth I explode and shout: Fuck!
Connect with the operator.

In the sentence “the end of the fox was fiercely burning” the word “fox” had to be confined to both sides.

Chapter of VK:
by Dmitry 22:43
Olga Z. account hacked, be careful! I write here at her request.

Olga of Z. by 23:05
I fuck your mouth, Dmitry.

When I was a kid, I asked my mom what the colors on the Russian flag meant. Ambulance, police and firefighters?" Mother stunned and said that we are not so bad in the country...
It’s been 15 years since then and I’m increasingly thinking that my theory wasn’t that bad.

I studied in the universe and was there a subject of philosophy. With a boring voice, the priest told us about all kinds of philosophical currents. I called it a sleeper. I don't know why he acted so on me, but always in 5 minutes I slept well, I was young and still didn't snore. I suspect he didn’t know about my existence. It’s about the session and I decided to sit down at the first party to remember it somehow. And I remembered!

I honestly struggled with sleep, looking him in the eyes. Until I felt the strikes on my cheeks. I fell asleep with my eyes open, the pupils drowned, all thought I had a seizure.

Then I put four.

In general, my father works as an installor of fire and security alarms, he worked somehow in an elderly house, came, then with his words I will tell the story:

I worked, I installed the sensors, see, the grandmother breaks the wire, approached her, she ran away, so it lasted about an hour, in an hour she approached about 6 times, in general, the father did not stand, cut off her from the rope 2 meters of wire, from her happiness her eyes shone straight and she dissolved somewhere in the nursing house, after half an hour the workers of the nursing house came, gave a piece of wire, told her not to give her more, because of the fact. My grandmother wanted to hang herself for a long time, but she couldn’t get a rope.

Feeling: promise good weather - weeks in two
Oblomov: and now, forgive me, isn’t it "a hot week"?
Feeling: a hot week can only be called cowards

Associations after the elections:

A pink thief behind the fence.
LDPR - hired such gopniks at the arrival of the ER
KPRF - Infantile Servant of ER
SR - palace in the house of the thief

Vote and not vote.

This was at a time when the concept of "epic file" was not yet known - in the 90s. A group of local hooligans headed by the local frostbite Marat hanged on the hut. And then the incredible thing happened: two clouds of goldmen decided to rob another apartment. The scenario is simple: they knock on the door that has opened the gloves in the roof, and bring valuables. Well, and called to the exact place where the fun of the bandit was going. That is to say, they cut off the opening hard, but then a crowd of hoppies was poured out into the corridor... Two days of these poor people in the bathroom were marinated, they did not expect to get out... Then all this honest hop company was seized, who survived, of course. This is the "epic file" of the post-Soviet Union.

Legalization of cannabis in the United States:
Has anything changed in your life after the legalization?
- Yes, everything is the old way: torch at home, torch at work...

xxx: And I believe in the friendship of the sexes and consider her to be my best friend /-vanilka / guys, tell me how to give her, I have no strength, honestly.

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Brother, offer her a hand, a heart and the rest of the lever - either she will agree and you will accept, or she will refuse and you will stop communicating and let you go with time.

Walking through the substance market heard a lively voice of the seller: "We have many sizes, here is 46, here is 42, here is 42, 42, 42, 42, 42, 42, sizes are many!"