The Deputy Head of the State Department said that Washington still considers Moscow an “aggressor”, but intends to preserve for future generations of Americans the possibility of cooperation with it, for the benefit of today’s Russian leaders will not be “at power forever.”

The Americans really didn’t understand anything yet? :D

A couple of English. There is a homon in the audience. The student can’t stand it and (evidently interfering with the phrase in his head) shouts out: “Do you let me be silent or not?”

He: Sooner or later you will drag me to the toilet and rape me, ahung!!!)))
What a shit you think of me.
He: I don’t think you are what!!))
I’m... a little hopeful...

From Forum
And I had a funny case: I came to the European Auto Show with a girl - helped her in choosing.
In the Salon, the ball of the kathi - no one manager, we walk - the air pine, we read the releases. The guard complained, approached: You, I see a Japanese car driving?
and yes!
Why did you come here?

Russian pilots: “The American pilot showed us a bottle of whisky. And we are his canister of alcohol!”

Do not demonstrate boiling activity - you are not a tea worker!



Told by KYŠ</PRE>

happened recently.



The friends call:

– Sanek, we’re coming soon, we’re not far away, we have a plan and we’re already smoked.

(Everything happens in the Netherlands and grass is legal here)

What I answer:

I am waiting for the brides...

I thought they should have been with me 45 minutes ago.

I call and ask where they are. In response, we are at the corner.

Stay in blockage. Well I think friends really smoked, because the block nearby

My house is not at all. I go out on the street, I walk around the corner and I see these

balbes on a parallel to the road parking, in front of them a number of parked

cars, and they are standing, angry and signaling to empty cars standing in front.

I didn’t go to them any longer, but puzzled... I haven’t laughed so long ago, and now I write.

You have this story, and the muscles on the face and stomach still hurt.



Filed to:flying Dutchman

Discussion: http://gb.anekdot.ru/gb/361983.html</PRE>

The pilot of the commission.

of growth?

and 182.

The Weight?

and 84.

The spirometry?

This is what else?

How much do you blow out?

A liter two.

The book contains four...

This is on holidays.



Told by www.dreams.org.ua</PRE>

An employee approached me, asking me to write a note on the provision of the Internet, I decided to get astonished and wrote her this:
"Official report

Dear Peter Semenovich, there are so many important events happening in the world every day and I, as a person with a broad perspective, need to be aware of everything that is happening. Most of the employees of our bank, coming to work, first get acquainted with the news and discuss what happened in the morning after drinking tea, but I, due to the lack of Internet access on my computer, can not support the conversation of colleagues, in connection with this all the rest of the working day, I feel depleted, which of course affects my working capacity.
I ask you not to neglect my suffering and to satisfy my request (it is in the interests of the bank in the first place) and to provide me with access to the Internet as soon as possible.

Forever your Ivanova Anna!

P.S Many of our employees use the free internet provided to them not for official purposes at all, but about this in more detail in the following service note..."

Who knew what, her trust in me was so great that she didn’t even start reading, and carried out immediately on the signature... the second week no longer speaks to me...

Novokian (15:08:56 14/09/2008)
You have a sexual brain.

kuna (15:09:35 14/09/2008)
0 - O

novokian (15:09:53 14/09/2008)
Plays

Novokian (15:10:00 14/09/2008)
It is a compliment

Novokian (15:10:07 14/09/2008)
) ) )

kuna (15:13:25 14/09/2008)
Moreover, I understand where all my problems come from, apparently, customers, seeing such a sexual brain, can’t hold on to the ego.! to

<<_-[@$███{@_>>: I can invite you to the tea

Just for tea? and ;-)

<<_-[@$███{@_>>: Can be with cake

[Gu$t@]: and a... noun

<<_-[@${@_>>: Do you have any other suggestions?

[Gu$t@]: with cakes

<<_-[@$███{@_>>: Which ones do you like?

[Gu$t@]: the context

[Gu$t@]: Or have I answered something wrong? and [

Even in my early childhood, when I was shown on TV, I was struck by a moment in one of the last series, when a rabbit, controlling a small jumping robot, fights on swords with a huge wolf robot.

They say cats can treat people, feel danger, and so on. Currently one of my cats dribbled, eaten to the debris and there at the dish falls and sleeps >_<

X: Then a friend after seven glasses of beer at 3 o’clock at night woke up the people in communion with the question – what is worse? Temporal or spatial infinity?
Y was killed?
X: Yes, it’s a two-metre-high closet... tried to realize it all together...

Wicked (16:39:22 16/09/2008)
And yours too!! The classmates were stunned!! Meet them all and meet them!!!! to

I should have been in school!!!! to

Anger
Greetings

Protect me
Hi to.

Anger
What was good with you today?

Protect me
I was not fucked by an Indian elephant.

Cleber> Did my photo come from the hospital?
WolanD> yes You have recovered.
Cleber> GO YOU KNOW WHERE?!?!!!! to
WolanD> It’s very cool! I know the question!! The question sign at the end!!!! to

The Paradox (11:32:33 11/09/2008)
Fuck, I want to go to the cinema.
The Paradox (11:32:40 11/09/2008)
The coat has one.
The Paradox (11:32:44 11/09/2008)
Rather not alone.
Conscience (11:32:52 11/09/2008)
Which is?
The Paradox (11:34:11 11/09/2008)
I feel like I’m mocking up with Sveta, parallelly I still catch eggs to Evgenia, sometimes I go to Marina, Anja is still squeezing, but the biggest thing I’m now communicating with Nastya again and she wants to come back to me....but the ass is full - I don’t know what to do...Nasta grit we’ll go on a day out in the movie Light grit let’s walk Evgenia grit let’s sit at my house, Anjat grit I missed you and Marina come I want to fuck
The Conscience (11:35:14 11/09/2008)
“Send a naked man, eat a fucking marina, and then walk with the light, or sit with your wife.”
The Paradox (11:35:33 11/09/2008)
Why do I wear a cock?
The Conscience (11:35:40 11/09/2008)
Naughty She Needs

This morning, it turns out, in Novosib came one of the best parkers of the planet, David Bell. He was probably stuck...

Few will understand my nostalgic smile in the process of correcting the letter C to the letter Z in the phrase “Zoy alive”.
Warrior of Vereska