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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36287
 20.09.2010
How is Serena?
I don’t know, I don’t talk to him.
Hoh why?
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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36286
 20.09.2010
I call the company, I arrange for work, I say:..so I said and so I am about work, in response to non-member bullshit sounds. In response again something incomprehensible..I say: Please repeat, with the connection some trouble..I in response a man orets: Let me euthanize, I am drunk, I am drunk!!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №36285
 20.09.2010
rawerman (22:53:01 19/09/2010)
I remember a case from a distant childhood.)

rawerman (22:53:22 19/09/2010)
He digged into a sandbox and dug a deep pit.

rawerman (22:53:34 19/09/2010)
I thought I got into the clay ?

rawerman (22:53:44 19/09/2010)
and found clay in the sand...)))))

rawerman (22:54:01 19/09/2010)
Guess why I blinded the dog? ?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36284
 20.09.2010
[20:12:01] The sauce: the cheek! I am not a sauce!
Kibasky: Okay
[20:12:23] Kibasky: changed the name
[20:12:37] Nessosiska: and how?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36283
 20.09.2010
Does he listen to metal?
WOW: No apparently
HH: Well, again a clear one.
XHH: Or bold
He is very cute and shy.
I tried to rape him in the barracks, and he broke out and screamed.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36282
 20.09.2010
GooDGreY: Hey, a mess is when you call a girl on the home phone and she asks “Where are you?”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36281
 20.09.2010
For a long time I was roaring from the soul when in Fallout 3 found in the safe "an honest pyjama" O_o and then ran a terrible raider and threateningly shrieked "giv me an honest pyjama"!!!!!)))))))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36280
 20.09.2010
Tsima: Comrade of Sisadmin! I offer the correct answer to the question of the director/director and with them "why do you not remember the password for my soap?" count "and why do I not have the keys to your car/apartment?". The Profit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36279
 20.09.2010
Nyargh 19:32:41
I love black metal.

Catastrophe 19:37:28
How is it?

Nyargh 19:46:07
\m/ (^__^) \m/

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36278
 20.09.2010
Railway "Toronto - Novosibirsk"
The conductor. We have a train of increased comfort... We have dinner included in the price of the ticket. You will get it in the store tomorrow morning.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36277
 20.09.2010
Registered on Twitter. Everything is fine, I sit and write. Obama and Medvedev. I send them funny messages, but they don’t answer for any reason. You know, the dogs.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36276
 20.09.2010
The upcoming winter will be a normal Russian winter with prolonged periods of cold. This will be a cold winter close to normal, but it will not be as severe as the past, but frosty, "said the head of Roshidromet, Alexander Frolov.
The comments.
I can also give a forecast - the winter will be cold, the spring will be cool, but by the end of the spring it will warm up, the summer will be hot, and in autumn it will cool again! Let me be appointed as the head of the Roosevelt!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36275
 20.09.2010
by Lena52
I look like an iceberg.
The Tanatos:
Does her ass also weigh 90% of her total weight?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36274
 20.09.2010
Dreamko: By the insistence, the taxi driver noticed when he said that his ear was itching, got the key at a speed of 120 km / h, from the ignition lock, thus stifling the car, pushed the key into the ear and began to scratch.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36273
 20.09.2010
Crazy Girl
I went to see a man from the Czech Republic.

Crazy Girl
She thinks I’m a grandmother ?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36272
 20.09.2010
I think you want to fuck me and I want to fuck you. But as practice shows, these are nirvana things that don't help get fucked.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36271
 20.09.2010
xxx - 20:22:27: Can you give someone a heart?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I worked in transplantation here.
YYY: Is the proposal still in force?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №36270
 20.09.2010
XXX: What is my life?
8 years before school.
XXX and three years after retirement.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36269
 20.09.2010
Internet service in a small town. The monter was sent to connect an orthopedic workshop. There are many rooms, the cabinet is not signed, I have been looking for them for a long time. He enters the appropriate office and the following dialogue occurs:
Are you a pedophile?
The Orthopedics!
What a difference, I came in to connect.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36268
 20.09.2010
xxx: and brother fucking in supermarkets liqueurs steals for one and a half knives
YYYY: Well
XXX: I have done it.
YYY: I’ll have to talk to him about it.
YYY: Let Him Teach

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