In Samara there is a small note about medical services. On the top is the word "Dentistry", and underneath it is a cheerfully smiling tooth. Below - the word "gynecology", and under it - nothing...

Teivaz: The Biocomputer Instead of a winchester - a colony of bacteria, instead of a monitor some shining mosquito, instead of a processor, an aquarium with fish (for old models will be used turtles).

b00taNik: LSD instead of food.

The sun is clear, the sky is bright.
The man was lucky:
Pushkin with the duel went and whispered
A hole on the right side!

XXX: What is it? I always have the "ticket" with me, in the cold.
Instead of a picture?

The children of the railway workers, after reading the novel "Anna Karinin" regret not the main heroine, but the mechanic.

A girl drinks a puddle before talking to a “genial” boss

Q: Will it work soon? I want to be able to wrap a fork in the leg and not a drop of emotion on the face.

The smell of his toilet aerosol is more pleasant than my perfume for 8000 rubles ((((

When a guy wants to break up with a girl, he stops calling her. What kindergarten? Be a man, I inscene my own death! xDD

Arsen: I hope to stay until 2012, and there we’ll see... maybe you’ll be lucky all the time.
Arsen: In general, I noticed that in our country the end of the world is not afraid, but as if they were waiting for it.
With hope, so to say...

XXX: Well fuck us and the child, finds on the youtube video about cars, looks at them, himself searches in the compilation of pictures, clinic and the Simpsons and looks at them, paints in painting and drives us out because of the compilation.
WOW: And what then?
My child doesn’t even know how to speak!!! to

C Habbra
xxx: I don't remember how in Windows, and in Mac's after removal works... Yes, Undo. Press Ctrl+Z (or, if more accurate, Cmd+Z) and the file is back in place.
yyy: There is a screw conductor, but only one step back.
xxx: Checked - in the Mac for an infinite number of steps works and Undo and Redo.
Zzz: Have you checked the infinite number of steps? I respect.

xxx (23:59:08 20/09/2011)
I want to do something unusual, noooo, I am all lazy o0"
yyy (23:59:39 20/09/2011)
In the sense of the unusual?)
xxx (00:00:27 21/09/2011)
Just a bit of yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yyy (00:00:41 21/09/2011)
And from what class?
xxx (00:00:44 21/09/2011)
I don’t know if it’s cake or bdsm.

Listen, I’m thankful you for introducing us, but I don’t think we’ll get anything out.
YYY: What is it? Character has not come together?
XHH: If it were
xxx: well, I decided to excite him a little and included him a video of erotic content"
So this fool instead of watching a couple, first grabbed the cat in the background.
xxxh: and as if that was not enough, then I began to find out "what song is there"!!! to
YYY: What song did he play?

I think if all doctors are placed behind computers, then they will print "asrprnin" and "oskrobronin xlitota".

XXXX: Have you heard? Goff is dead!! to
UUU: Fignia, I heard that Sobchak died along with Timati. They were struck by a raper on a horse.
What a ridiculous death.

triklozoid: I wrote half a page of code, started it and it worked. the old. and :-(
Agathavmk: I have no fuck. So better be silent.
Triclozoid: Here is it! You are still young. It is lucky.
No, it’s just shit.
Triclozoid: Yes it is. Perry is a girl.
Agathavmk is no. Pearl is fucking.
All fucking
Great to be a doctor.
or pianist
Triclozoid: 0 o
The scalp is fucking.
The piano is fucking.
It’s all shit when your hands are out of your ass.

Lizzy is Not distracting you?
CbICuK: Pushing a scarf in your ass during the day is a normal working day.
Pulling into the ass of a roasted barrel during the day is a tough day.
Today I need to push 800 cubic meters of raw marioon yellow into my ass before evening.
CbicuK: Yes I am busy

She: this ring from the dior can kill: *link*
He: Yes, at least I was hungry.

How to fold all the windows on the keyboard? I have forgotten!)
he Win + B (Desktop)
he w = d
he fckn point switcher
She needs me fast! What are these formulas?? to

You know, I’ll be able to work with only three things:
hatred of white shirts, dirty speech, and the ability to turn off the alarm without waking up.