<Mayko> how to make a claim?
<kahcepb> need to start with "you are a whore"
<kahcepb> and then as usual

The granite of science, as a rule, has the taste of Doshyrak laps, less often - pelmen.

The dark past was once a bright future.
Bakunin in.

I recently read “The Lost Tub Saga” here and remembered the local saga.

I worked 15 years ago in an organization called The Heat Network. To provide the city and the area with hot water and heat.
We sent somehow a network brigade, which serves the pipeline network, to make a stitch in the current pipeline, i.e. to weld a piece of the pipe with a drive at the end to the pipe where hot water is already going, in order to connect the newly built house to hot water. And to do this action was in the area of the old housing fund built immediately after the war. The streets there, surprisingly, are very wide, and the houses are completely two-storey and very old, if it were not for the captive Germans, who built these houses in 1946, these houses would have long since collapsed. And it would be nothing, but there was no communication plan naturally. It was said that you will cover the water in the well and continue on the pipe. The water was blocked, but the pipe was not a task, they cannot find it. We made a few shurfs and found the pipe. Next is simpler. They picked up the welding generator, dragged the welder into the hole.
The welder begins to cut the pipe and here as a pillar of flame.
Everyone, except the worker. The pipeline was found, only the gas pipeline. Contacted by radio with the Gorgaz Emergency Service. There they were also scared at first, but then looked at their schemes, asked a few clarification questions and comforted. “Don’t worry, guys, this is a low-pressure pipe, in which gas goes to consumers, i.e. to the plates that are in the kitchens. So if you cut the pipe 5 meters away, then the problem is that there is a high-pressure pipeline.” “What to do? With the pipe?” asks the welder from the “Heatnet”. “Hey, take it and cook it!” The main thing is not to be afraid!They answer from Gorgaz. Hearing these words, the welder was quite daring and asked, "Maybe you know where our hot water pipe lies?"The gas drivers laughed, looked at their scheme, well, and co-oriented the welder. They are strict. When the gas was placed, all communications were applied.
P.S And the pipe welder boiled and made the necessary slice as well.

Panic on the Russian stock market. The OMON squad was wrong with the building.

The Auto Forum:

XHH: Tell me where can I buy nitrogen oxide and how long do I get it?
Q: What kind of car do you have?
The Toyota King, 1996
Listen – go see the movie!

antilopaGnoo: I read a price list for clinical laboratory trials of one medical laboratory.
Quote:" Complex 37 The student. "After the ball" HIV, Syphilis, Hepatitis, Chlamydia trachomatis"
The jokes are there.)

A friend told him that he was a half-Arab, half-Jewish boss at his office, who, in general, cracks for every penny and demands for employees as terrorists.

From the forum FRTK - MFTI:
XXX I will give a few guppies, algae and shrimp.
The YYY reason?
ZZZ is dead.

YYYY :
Every time in the next guests of me, as a computer worker, pulled to look at the sick computer, I do not refuse and go to treat him, but think of myself: God, thank you that I am not a gynecologist.

I am amazed by the girls.
Namely, their ability to hold on to a vertical order in public transport, which makes it much more convenient to bump into a bag in search of a ticket.

yyy (22:24:03 14/09/2009)
What are you doing tomorrow evening?

xxx (22:25:17 14/09/2009)
MMM I am free. and what?

yyy (22:27:24 14/09/2009)
I am just very curious.

The wife is driving for the third day, at enormous speed barely enters the turn.
Why do you drive at 80 km/h?
In response, shut up, it’s so hard!

I play online games, I watch anime, I work at McDonald's, I drive on Lada "Calina", I have a phone "Motorolla", I work on OP "Windows Vista", I want "Seven", but I can't reset the system, I watch "House-2", I listen to "Ranetki", I'm snuck in comments, PiFU PHOTOS TAKMI BuKKAFKAMI f ChatIkaH and fssqKet, I'm pushing in the transport, Fursenkomy Kumir, and I'm EMO!
With respect,
The Unknown Fuck

XXX: there will be a rock festival bikers. It is called Golden Rain. I thought it was better not to look for info about it.

How many movies on the screw, I want to see what is not :)

From the vacancies website:
A young, dynamic company requires a broad-profile system administrator with powerful intelligence, many hands and a panther reaction.

They would definitely fit one of the Indian gods.

The Trade Center. 3 signs in a row : scooters, motorcycles, monuments=))

You know, they say in Italy for murder only a month give O_o
In China, they are also paid.

xxxx: And you know that in the very center of the Kremlin, in the most secret safe is stored the most secret file? And in this folder it is written that Russia is the greatest and most powerful country in the world, that the Russian people do not sleep, but develop science and arts, that they have the highest standard of living, high salaries and pensions, the best education and medical care, that Russia has the most polite and disciplined drivers and pedestrians, the best roads, that there is no corruption in Russia at all! On especially long and cold winter evenings, Putin gets this folder... he reads... he reads something out loud to Medvedev... sometimes both cry...