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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36267
 20.09.2010
A 10-year-old boy did what scientists couldn’t do for 100 years
XXX What? Bite yourself in the elbow?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36266
 20.09.2010
The guilty is usually the one who does the most.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №36265
 20.09.2010
The academicians were fooled :) Someone, but they should know the English language, and in the meantime, on the official website of the Russian Academy of Sciences on full seriousness hangs information that in Russia, in Pushkin exists.
"Squirrel institute" (Squirrel institute) g:))) Assess until corrected:
http://www.ras.ru/win/db/show_org.asp?P=.oi-513.ln-en This is what it means to use online translators who do not understand the difference between the INSTITUTE OF PROTEIN RESEARCH and proteins
The Squirrel Institute.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №36264
 20.09.2010
According to the Central Funeral Bureau, the number of unemployed in the country continues to decline steadily.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36263
 20.09.2010
Resume was sent by the designer Mikhail Kosyakov.
Without looking at the name. A great addition to the existing L. Volokitin and E. Liapina. The mountains are swirled by the team, I feel right.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36262
 20.09.2010
From the culinary website:

To cook the egg "Eggs" we will need two chicken eggs

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36261
 20.09.2010
Worked in SPLAYNE - put supplementation on computer databases. This was the case:
Customers have a computer. The collective is purely female, but the client is large - we sent them our computer worker. He drove, disassembled the system block, something there wise-wise, and then brings a sheet of paper to the local chief, on which some worms are folded and explains - said, here is she, the cause of the computer failure, they all guessed, here is the bump, I cleaned up...
The ladies in reverent silence surround a paper with worms and look, look, look... Then one says:
This is a virus...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №36260
 20.09.2010
So I’m sitting in the cafe today... I’m rubbing in the CS! The waitress approaches and from a minute watching my game says: "Oh, you're doing the truth well! Sorry for yesterday’s fun))) I thought the chatter"- I was out O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36259
 20.09.2010
Oh, I hear, there will be a clone war in physics tomorrow.
[17:01:37] yyy:?
[17:01:47] xxx: From the cycle "Who came from where"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36258
 20.09.2010
A: Where did the word thank you come from?
B: Well, probably from Captain Evidence...
A: Thank you Cap

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №36257
 20.09.2010
Status in contact:
"I got the phone. Whoever has found it, take care of it. He was shit!!and "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36256
 20.09.2010
Witch: I don’t have a brain cell.
There is no cell? Brain in the line?
The Witch in the Triangle
In love with you? :)
Witch in Bermuda

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36255
 20.09.2010
black_drozd: 15 terabytes per serving of a dead man! Jo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №36254
 20.09.2010
If your child, pouring tea, tilt the cup, then you have allowed a couple of gaps in education.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36253
 20.09.2010
Student living room. The older brother communicates with his parents via messenger, the middle brother plays StarCraft 2 and hears the conversation in half-ear, the younger browses around the room and irritates everyone.
Why are you constantly fighting with each other?
This is all she begins (strikes at sister)
You got me already! (I am trying to complain to my parents)
Mom: You start again, what do you need not to argue?
Average (simulating the voice of the Queen of Cranberries): more supervisors are needed!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36252
 20.09.2010
The girlfriend:
and balin. I have a song from the movie "Call". The one who played on incoming messages about the date of death. I thought I would scare everyone)) In half a minute the sms came - I was almost upset by the sound myself))))))))))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36251
 20.09.2010
I’m sorry, you really have nothing to do with it! All about me - I don't like stupid fat fucks.
by smbc

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36250
 20.09.2010
The xxx:
In the kitchen, sugar and tea. if the water without the water - pour, if with water, then: if with cold - put on the plate, if with hot - lay in the cup

YYYY :
ahahahahah

YYYY :
Are you a programmer?

xxx is

YYYY :
There is no shit.

The xxx:
This is the bag (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36249
 20.09.2010
[17:03:48] Tomycik: In order for life to not seem like honey, God invented: bones in oatmeal, bugs in raspberries, and democracy

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36248
 19.09.2010
I realized that it was time to go to bed when, coming into contact, I read the advertisement with tired eyes: “Kill the Princess!” Save the Dragon!"

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