A 10-year-old boy did what scientists couldn’t do for 100 years
XXX What? Bite yourself in the elbow?
The guilty is usually the one who does the most.
The academicians were fooled :) Someone, but they should know the English language, and in the meantime, on the official website of the Russian Academy of Sciences on full seriousness hangs information that in Russia, in Pushkin exists.
"Squirrel institute" (Squirrel institute) g:))) Assess until corrected:
http://www.ras.ru/win/db/show_org.asp?P=.oi-513.ln-en This is what it means to use online translators who do not understand the difference between the INSTITUTE OF PROTEIN RESEARCH and proteins
The Squirrel Institute.
According to the Central Funeral Bureau, the number of unemployed in the country continues to decline steadily.
Resume was sent by the designer Mikhail Kosyakov.
Without looking at the name. A great addition to the existing L. Volokitin and E. Liapina. The mountains are swirled by the team, I feel right.
From the culinary website:
To cook the egg "Eggs" we will need two chicken eggs
Worked in SPLAYNE - put supplementation on computer databases. This was the case:
Customers have a computer. The collective is purely female, but the client is large - we sent them our computer worker. He drove, disassembled the system block, something there wise-wise, and then brings a sheet of paper to the local chief, on which some worms are folded and explains - said, here is she, the cause of the computer failure, they all guessed, here is the bump, I cleaned up...
The ladies in reverent silence surround a paper with worms and look, look, look... Then one says:
This is a virus...
So I’m sitting in the cafe today... I’m rubbing in the CS! The waitress approaches and from a minute watching my game says: "Oh, you're doing the truth well! Sorry for yesterday’s fun))) I thought the chatter"- I was out O_O
Oh, I hear, there will be a clone war in physics tomorrow.
[17:01:37] yyy:?
[17:01:47] xxx: From the cycle "Who came from where"
A: Where did the word thank you come from?
B: Well, probably from Captain Evidence...
A: Thank you Cap
Status in contact:
"I got the phone. Whoever has found it, take care of it. He was shit!!and "
Witch: I don’t have a brain cell.
There is no cell? Brain in the line?
The Witch in the Triangle
In love with you? :)
Witch in Bermuda
black_drozd: 15 terabytes per serving of a dead man! Jo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!
If your child, pouring tea, tilt the cup, then you have allowed a couple of gaps in education.
Student living room. The older brother communicates with his parents via messenger, the middle brother plays StarCraft 2 and hears the conversation in half-ear, the younger browses around the room and irritates everyone.
Why are you constantly fighting with each other?
This is all she begins (strikes at sister)
You got me already! (I am trying to complain to my parents)
Mom: You start again, what do you need not to argue?
Average (simulating the voice of the Queen of Cranberries): more supervisors are needed!
The girlfriend:
and balin. I have a song from the movie "Call". The one who played on incoming messages about the date of death. I thought I would scare everyone)) In half a minute the sms came - I was almost upset by the sound myself))))))))))
I’m sorry, you really have nothing to do with it! All about me - I don't like stupid fat fucks.
by smbc
The xxx:
In the kitchen, sugar and tea. if the water without the water - pour, if with water, then: if with cold - put on the plate, if with hot - lay in the cup
YYYY :
ahahahahah
YYYY :
Are you a programmer?
xxx is
YYYY :
There is no shit.
The xxx:
This is the bag (
[17:03:48] Tomycik: In order for life to not seem like honey, God invented: bones in oatmeal, bugs in raspberries, and democracy
I realized that it was time to go to bed when, coming into contact, I read the advertisement with tired eyes: “Kill the Princess!” Save the Dragon!"