Now I realized that wanting to sleep is when you stop understanding even the quotes from Bach.

What is the lack of confidence in the youth?
In the internal system of the document of turnover during the transfer of equipment, the act of receipt-delivery of equipment is prepared.
So I did general cleaning in the server room after the dismissal of two main administrators, found a funny document: "Act of transfer of the act of reception-transfer of equipment" o_O

Suddenly a man comes out of the nearby office, knocks on the door, with the phrase "I will not go to a special examination to a psychiatrist." I go into the office, I see the top questionnaire, apparently it. I see:"Have you ever tried smoking?" - No, "Do you smoke often?" - Yes. Have you ever wanted to commit suicide?"Yes. "Did you ever want to die?"

Question to the customer: how did you break the display? Answer: I don’t know... I guess the SMS has come.

Changeable:Buttons in the ears of etha crout)))))
Is there no piercing yet?and :)
Changeable: No
Changeable: by piercing
Changeable: the meaning of eyeyeye, hide it
Changeable: Fuck, I’m not going to do piercing.

[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:37:14]
I fell from the iron chair on the concrete floor today and the iron foot came into my foot.
[MC 11.09.2008 11:38:40]
Fuck, how are you feeling?
[Usipusi 11.09.2008 11:41:30]
My leg was all in blood, I can't move on, well, plus I hit my head, my head hurts, but I continue to work
[MC 11.09.2008 11:42:40]
Not to stop you)

Attention: Everything on the desktop may suddenly disappear. Most likely this is due to a failed attempt by Windows Vista to do something useful.

(c) Windows Vista for teasers.

Faust
Can you drink beer with friends?In a purely male group?
Sweety
Totally masculine.
Faust
At least so.
Faust
and if emm... well, for example... just to this situation... if in a purely male collective someone uses say... yeah... women’s perfumes... well or there... help...
Sweety
I shake the throat.
Faust
Kim is clear.

Asket
I read the names of drugs in the pharmacy: "Ibufen", "Ibucline"... It will be terrible when the latest drug will be released "Ibuclin";

GremL1N: You schoolgirl told me on the phone that you are on a music bus
Tagged yellow ugu
GremL1N: What shit is it?
Azzké Yulko: drunk buryats with guitar were driving and the entire bus of drunk buryats sang them buryat songs

KvAch: I remember three years ago, my friend and I decided to watch Star Wars Episode III. We sit, before the start of the advertising of other films as usual (this time some new fighter). On the screen a slice of tough scenes with explosions, blood, and so on. It almost ends and here, in a moment of silence, a grandmother from the front row cries out loudly to the whole hall (her attack has taken her there...) to the whole hall: "Pray to the Lord, for a terrible judgment is coming!"Then there is a man’s voice from there: “Stop, stupid fool!” and the sound of a hammer. Then the famous titles appear on the screen "once in a distant, distant galaxy. "

I don’t think I’ve seen such a homeric film anywhere.

We sit without a break after thermech and programming, the two talk: - If you were given a choice of any university in general, where would you go? In Hogwarts...

Boy from work:
“I don’t understand... Is he such a gentle and soulful man or just a hopeless, fairy tale dude?! to

She: I am a decent girl!
She: I have been waiting for him from the army for 13 years!!! to

Uraah, I have my own apartment!! My own!! Now no one will tell me what to do and I will wash my socks where it fell!!!!!!! to
Lack_of_Hope: Blowing up, grace)))

in 4 days

RomanNnnn: Hi... (
Lack_of_Hope: How do you live a free life?
I am lying in the hospital. The pirate ran the pipe to remove stumbled on the garbage, broke his eyebrows, a brain shock.
RomanNnnn: When I go out I will move back to my parents (((

HHH
How to study?

WOWU
Annie has brown chicks.

Description of the film S.D.Death to Soviet children.

A new reality show is launched on television called Pioneer Camp. Following the casting, five boys and five girls, headed by young TV host Alice Ten, go to an abandoned pioneer camp of Soviet times. According to the rules, each week one of the participants must leave the show and return home. The last person to stay on the project will receive the main prize: one million rubles. But suddenly the rules of the game change: an invisible observer announces that now the prize for the winner will not be money, but his own life. The obsessive maniac, hiding his face behind the mask, goes on a bloody hunt for the participants of the reality show. The children's horror stories he once listened to in the pioneer camp come to life and become the plot of his own murders.
........................................................

Is the horse’s mask unknown?

Studying in Honey

Yesterday I went to the anatomist, and there on the table the brains are lying, newly brought.
Prepaid as a river
Be careful, don’t shake the meat!!! to

and ROFL

From VKontakte:

Country of origin: Hueva (

Dad told me. about me.
When I was so small, I barely walked to my ancestors (father, mother, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, etc.). P is There was a fun...
Here they will pick up the raspberries in the garden and give me to death. Summer is hot. All my clothes are panama.
They will place me, ever, and will put this same bench in front of me. And I bow him, hug my legs and bite. They were interested in watching me in vain try to squeeze my own eggs in the raspberries with a spoonful.
Well, I didn’t give a wire...