Before sex, I always removed the cross because it interferes, and one day I didn't get out and gave it:

Do you take off the cross before sex because it’s hindering or because I’m from hell?? to

Girl: what is the name of the fist that is given in the army so that the grandmother doesn't want to...
Boy: P**duli XD

I have been rejected in different ways.
But not to give hard to transfer data from one computer to another, motivating this by the limitation of rewrite cycles - it is a shit of some kind.

and ReNde:
yesterday at a lecture on material science, on the shift between two half-pairs lay on my arms and fell asleep, then I wake up I hear something speaking loud to someone from behind, stop talking you interfere with me, see a person sleeping no one interferes) I raise my head, she is like you sleep) and continue to sleep)

The wound burns again.
The Institute of Protein (Protein)
They apparently decided to drop out and translated the page into English.
Squirrel Institute – Institute of Proteins.
Such a wound.

XXX: The Hearing
You remember, I ran around the office with a joyful scream "URRA I finally found these devil’s stuff!!!!!!!!" and
YYY: UGU
Q: Didn’t you see where I put them then? >.<

Rafnsvartr: Today the story was told a funny one.)
Rafnsvartr: A guy from the parallel group, I don't know where he came from, the name Shishilin. When he was included in the lists of the curator with the old man, his brains exploded.
Daos: What is it?
Rafnsvartr: Try to write his name by name)))
O_O and O_O
by Rafnsvartr:

Of two evils, we can choose both.

Stealing a good book is not a sin.

One of my good acquaintances has such a quiet passion - the collection of all sorts of signs and other street and not only rarities. The whole room is covered and hooked. “Stop the first wagon,” he said. Repair work is underway!Road signs, indicators of settlements, and other things.
She pulls them from wherever she can. It is quite understandable that with such a hobby in her bag there is always a pair of switches and flat blades. One day after the interview (on the work, which she was eventually not taken), she left the office, irritatedly knocked the door, looked around, and immediately gambled a bronze tablet with the inscription "Head of the personnel department of Sulejmanov Sergey Denisovich" from that door.
That is, each such thing has not only something of its own, but also has a history.
Friends, knowing her passion, also sometimes pull interesting things.
But mostly all this is extracted in city trips, on walks, and other casual ways. She does not hunt for rarities specifically, but if she looked at something, then the fate of this "something" is inevitable.

Once, she needed blood from her nose and a sign with the name of the train.
Moscow is wet. Not “Russia”, not “Moscow-Vladivostok”, but this one. Then she took a friend with her, so that it wasn't so scary, and under the cover of the night they penetrated into the territory of the barracks in the area.
At the Yaroslavl station, they found the desired train, and the plaque was ringed.
And on both! The guards immediately attached them.
They were brought to the line department, drafted a protocol, and already intended to release. But here a friend, having found out that she was not going to give a plate even under the protocol, arranged a debush, caught up in the rarity, and scratched two line police officers. As a result, it was not possible to defend the plaque, and instead of it, a case of theft and hooliganism took place at the place of residence.
The case for insignificance was transferred to the department of the district, and one evening he went to her with a search. Well, maybe not with a search, but simply to take testimonies. The fact is that when he entered her room, he looked around, whistled, and wavered.
Then he took off his coat, wiped out his forehead, and suddenly said, pointing somewhere in the corner:
and oh! I do not have this case closed yet!
In the corner hanged a standard light box with the inscription "Carl Marx Street, d. 19”

He did not write the protocol, only strictly threatened the criminal with his finger, took the box, and left happy.
And the next evening he suddenly knocked on the door, and slightly embarrassed stretched out a plastic bag with the words "It's for you!"
She carefully took the bag, opened it, and surprised to get out an old, slightly scratched, heavily blurred and one-angle plaque.
Head of the 1st Special Division of VCHK Friedman O. S is.”

The owner of the Ikea sold the soul to the devil, but he was unable to collect it according to the instructions.

I was cold (
The Poor! How was the day?
The cake of hell.
MMM with what?
With Sophia...

< Good_Fey> I found hematogen and cognac here
< chirika> how little we know about good fairies

RedKitten is a gesture. What kind of festival?
Tags: house party
RedKitten: aa.. all drank викодин and crumbled on one leg?)

This morning before work I went to the store standing in a row, in front of me a man healthy such a stands.Look at the shelf with all sorts of banks and thoughtfully says this:
Oh...the beef...and my still sleeps...

Some women are so cuddly that in social media do not write the year of birth, but indicate the year of graduation.

The telephone conversation:
“Hi, Masha, our separation was a mistake, let’s get it all back, please!
Are you drunk again?
Yes Yes
Blade, you are an idiot! You are calling me for the third time.
Well yes and what?
At the time of your first call, we decided that we were together again!! to

Commentary on the photo of a girl with a large decoult:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)
Issue of Issue)
Zzzz You are!

What do we do, are phone conversations recorded?
Yes, yesterday the server was installed, now they are recorded, but who and how often will listen to it all I don’t know.
What if I talked about shaved eggs?? to
And then I put it.)
Fuck...

Humans are 70% water, and cucumbers are 90% water. With simple mathematical calculations, one can estimate that a person is 65% cucumbers.
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xxx: I wanted the best, and it turned out as always: I wanted to wash the wipes, and the sponge