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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №53663
 20.09.2011
> we have a medical examination here in the office
Under the therapist table quickly emerged a 1024 gigabit table

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53662
 20.09.2011
Fuck, with the purchase of a Nokia, I became one of those dogs who are worn all over the cabinets and ask, “Do you have a fine charge from Nokia?”

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №53661
 20.09.2011
Why are you not in a couple?
YYY: And I asked, I said I need to work.
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Yyy: No, I went to universe at work
xxx: Bravo to you

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №53660
 20.09.2011
Leha: Throw, I washed the flash with the jeans in the machine, and on it almost all of my stories! I thought it all, I will have to write again. And the flecha dried up and earned, everything is read. As the saying goes, manuscripts do not burn.

These good manuscripts do not burn, and yours do not drown)))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №53659
 20.09.2011
I sit and listen to music. The song just switched, and Dad came in. From the columns to the entire room is: "No... Do not eat!and "
Dad looks at the columns thoughtfully, says “OK, I’ll come later,” turns and leaves.

[ + 57 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53658
 20.09.2011
XXX am I stupid?
I went from 3 to 5 right away!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53657
 20.09.2011
Jason's daughter: Today at work they gave a chic bouquet of flowers, and in a representative tone asked to become a mistress...
Jason's Daughter: Oh time, to bluff!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53656
 20.09.2011
Seminar on Physics. Prepod interrogates a group of students on the theoretical part, concluding that those, in addition to knowing nothing, are still unable to think logically. After a little thought, the prede says: "Open your notebooks on the first page. All opened up? Homo sapiens sapiens (the intelligent and intelligent man)And now scratch one of the sapiens with a pencil, scratch it when you ascend to that peak of evolution.
Minutes after 10 of this lesson, the teacher adds: “You,, and the second sapiens will be outlined.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53655
 20.09.2011
I’m working on a new Nokia device. In the list of SMS templates carefully created by the manufacturer for busy people who have no time to write: "I'm in a meeting, I'll call you at...", "I'm busy, lets meet in..." and so on. and etc. And at the end of the list "I love you too" Ssuki :-)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53654
 20.09.2011
Today I stood at a stop and watched a remarkable picture: the DPS car approaches, a sergeant comes out of it and immediately brakes the first stranger, bingo, gets on the leg and immediately goes to the tent for cigarettes, after which he sits in his car and leaves, the stop was lying!

[ + 97 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53653
 20.09.2011
The man whose beautiful eyes struck a girl! You at least helped her get up, or just licked, like those three men. What happened to me last winter when I broke my leg? If it wasn’t for the old lady who wandered by the wind, I’t have reached the bench.
At work, a 20-year-old employee became fascinated by classical detectives, read Rex Staut, and cried after the phrase that Niro Woolf stood up when a woman entered his office. The fact that the headcoat should be removed was also news for him. Why do you think so hard, stupid grandmother?
Men are one name.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №53652
 20.09.2011
Steve Jobs clearly stole the idea from Baba Yaga.
The apple-by-powder is the original Russian method of transmission of information.

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №53651
 20.09.2011
Unconnected: A friend said: “The Western company: all individuals are idiots, and together they are a great team. “Russian company: they are all classy guys, and together they are a collection of idiots.”

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53650
 20.09.2011
News from Euronews:
16:53 New riots in Yemen
16:24 Formation of new government in Libya is delayed;
14:43 In the south of England deportation of nomads;
14:14 Tens of thousands of Japanese demand the closure of the nuclear power plant.

It feels like someone can’t play in civilization.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53649
 20.09.2011
She:...Not only that sex as such did not happen (due to the absence of a housewife that could raise him), so he still decided to entertain me: he pressed his lips to my buttocks, dulled with a characteristic sound and so amusedly shouted at the same time: Pearls!!!! to

[ + 44 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53648
 20.09.2011
PooPeeR: Those who have served in the army, and who advocate to serve others, are like people who have already purchased a Kalin machine and claim that it is a beautiful machine.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53647
 20.09.2011
Today the chief in the corporate chat issued:
xxx: well I can't over you adminas rju)) kind of adminas, and the same people as everyone)))

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53646
 20.09.2011
xxx: Uffms of Krasnoyarsk region, knowing that I lost my passport, sent me a fine of 300 rubles in an ordered letter to receive what? The correct passport

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53645
 20.09.2011
Putin to Medvedev before the elections
Now let me go up...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53644
 20.09.2011
The Sunshine! The lists! The birds! Heaven* - with the voice of the elf shouted an untold student with a happy smile kissing the asphalt on the territory of his native PNIPU.

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