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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102899
 17.09.2014
2900 fools licked the recording of the rapist on the billboards..I wish them all that they themselves await the same fate of the girl Lena. And the rapists will sit down, go out with a clear conscience, and say, “What are we worse?”

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №102898
 17.09.2014
And the title of honorary troll, liar and virgin passes to the many-child daddy - a motorcyclist, working with his head on two works of aitishnik, with a river near the house, in which the squats are held. XD is

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102897
 17.09.2014
The word "admin" proposes to break into two parts "admin". He probably knows something...

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102896
 17.09.2014
to No. 15317 "man of the second class"
And now in the colors, imagine your daughter in the place of that Lena, most likely you will guess yourself, the better you are all the other people.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102895
 17.09.2014
Dialogue in the morning:
- I saw on the Internet a cool joke: "Gryva is such a currency that is constantly jumping. For whoever does not jump is a moscal!
But our ruble is now – that is a hryvnia.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102894
 17.09.2014
Members are burning:

I have grown up and I have no choice!!!! to

(It turned out that the window in the mosquito was increased and the button "exit" was not visible on the one-eyes :))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102893
 17.09.2014
Admins and Moderns!
Take the vata and the bander from the resource, right?
They bite!

Write them any www.hohlosra.ch and let them be quiet there.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102892
 17.09.2014
If you think you are right, try to honestly explain to your daughter why her peers stopped communicating with her.
My daughter is not to blame, it is only your fault. Try to explain it.
If you think that a prison sentence removes sin from you, you are grossly mistaken.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102891
 17.09.2014
A good jazz concert is when you leave the hall, realizing that the music was great, but you can’t even partly sing a single melody.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №102890
 17.09.2014
I walk with my wife in the park. Near the pond are two guys sitting in the specialties of a local electrical assembly firm. Then the monologue of one of them (because the other was just a whisper of laughter):
- Yesterday I came to the address, and there... Bordeaux in general. I switch the switch, change the switch. Suddenly, a crowd of mints falls - the rush, the control purchase, all the business. They see me under the ceiling on a hustle in an embrace with a luster, check documents, dress, let go - and what else to do? I went to a couple of other addresses, there are ordinary apartments. I’m going to the third... You won’t believe, but there’s a bordell again. They are asked to hang the bra, as “more relevant to the subject of the institution.” and hanging. Suddenly comes the man I saw in the previous bordell. He spotted me, I told him “the girls in that room.”
I hang the last one and here again the menta. They see me, they already start to rust and let go without checking. I go out with clothes to one, I ask:
Are you the principal?
Well I am.
What is your next object?
He cries, and then says:
Gogol is 36.
Then I am not saying goodbye.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102889
 17.09.2014
It is fun to watch the sign "speed limit 100 km / h" on the MKAD, when you watch it continuously for three hours.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102888
 17.09.2014
"Man of the second class" with "Debt" - only one question: and you never represented your daughter in the place of Lena? If not, imagine and be silent about the fact that you have been borrowed... That you have a wife and a daughter is an amazing mercy of fate.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102887
 17.09.2014
Could it be possible to get back on the debt of an adequate fashion? Does he read at all, what does he miss or chooses all by the blind method?

and a joke:
Two staff members, the old and the young, discuss the resume. Both are tired and the paper is full. Suddenly the old man takes half of it and throws it into the garbage.
M – Why?! to
Q: Why are our companies losers?? to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102886
 17.09.2014
by 15317

Man of the second kind. All these people are better than you by not raping women, hate. It is a pity that you were not dropped into the area. You might know what it is on your skin. You have a daughter. Are you not afraid that such "not worse than others" like you may encounter her on their way?

Any crime except rape can be justified. Even murder can be committed for self-defense or by accident. They are raped by their own evil will.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102885
 17.09.2014
Discussion on Wikipedia:
178.49.150.111: we accidentally unlock us please, the cat passed through the keyboard, forgive us with the barsic.
Administrator: And in 2011 the article "Henrietta Dura" was also created by Barsik? And in the article "Christian Ethics" did he try to mother too? Or do you think the admins are stupid and don’t see your and Barsique’s artworks? Relax and read the rules. Then we ask for mercy.


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102884
 17.09.2014
The Curious.
And do flies have a brain shake when they hit the glass for a long time?

From a biological point of view, mosquitoes do not have a brain. But we can talk about shaking the flies.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102883
 17.09.2014
From Habr.
XXX: The program is made at the Python library blivet. Python is running!! to
YYY: Not Python, but Python, read Wikipedia.
ZZZ: Not Python, but Python, don’t read Wikipedia.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102882
 17.09.2014
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Translated by Corrie
How did the hunt go? Have you killed them all? :)

WOW :
We sit in the siege for the third hour, past the ducks fly, periodically shoot, if low. And once again, the duck Vitiya swings his gun, targets, shoots, I look with a binoculars, and once again I say - no one has fallen, - oh, except for my self-esteem - Vitiya says. This is how it happened.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102881
 17.09.2014
C of Habra:
The XXX has an impressive spectrum: 1.2 GHz processor, 512 MB RAM, 4 GB of user memory, but it is not very clear why it is needed in the watch.

After that, running Doom on the printer doesn’t seem like such a strange act.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102880
 17.09.2014
But few people have understood the washing machine and know that the missing socks can be found in the drum mantle!

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