The Iniquity:
Closing the nose, and in the other duya,
A very interesting phenomenon -
In fact, tell me what I am.
Does it not grow in the nose, but in the stomach?! to

I am standing at the entrance, waiting for a friend.
A blonde comes in. There is a homeopath at the entrance door. The girl is hiring an apartment.
The guy answers: Yes?
Are you at home?
No, but plz At the Dacia!
When will you come home?
The afternoon!
Okay for now!

~ Shaman ~

motoman (21:31:14 9/09/2008)
Title of the Children’s Film:
"Tommy Trickster - a traveler on the brand"

In the news yesterday:
A bear attacked a mushroom! Glad he had a gun!

Pepper is fucking. Krasnoyarsk mushrooms are so harsh.

Memories of School
PrevPrevious Talk about Essence
- Yesenin went to Moscow, where he met a woman who turned out to be...
I am quiet:
and man
The class is in Ahuya, and the predecessor reports me at the same time (!!!) Ride like a horse, sprinkling with saliva

In the days they robbed a tech store, an ordinary such a supermarket, at the entrance there are two pieces, which eat if the goods are not magnetized.The guard a friend told how the thieves work: a guy passes, takes a look at the MP3 Player, lies in his pocket and with the most independent view goes to the exit, passes, these things understandable stuff, after the scream of the guards gives a hole. All the guards rush after him, after which four people quickly take out the home cinema and a bunch of phones.

Today I saw a shop of hunting accessories and equipment "STALKER".... this is how I imagine you go there, and there Mikhalych sits and exoskelets weigh on the walls )

Fuck, put the filter on the words T9, blonde, pelmeni, joined the group, mistaken the window.

I : Hi! Will you come today?
She: No
She: Very frozen
She: Home here I am going
I: Where did you go?
See also: Veterinary
I am sick...

by #L!ON#

Were you not for cooking peelings in the kitchen?! to

Chat on TNT, among all nonsense comes the message: "Stop watching the telecast, Max go for vodka"

18989 (saved 2008-09-10 at 10:05)
Higher Mathematics, Second Course
The whole pair makes a long formula.
Writing, washing, washing and writing again.
and at the very end after "=" on the half-board draw a unit
From the back:
Fuck to fuck!
This is what you will say to me, a young man at the exam.
c) The Blue Bowl

You’re sitting here too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

I walked with a girlfriend yesterday. It was cold and she had no gloves. Go to Larry.
Please show me the gloves.
and passengers.
These are long. Give them out.
and passengers.
I don’t like the bandit here. Give them a wave.
and passengers.
and no. Not that. Show me the brown ones. and Pest.
by Nate.
It’s like all the hands are in cakes! I take them!

Cleaning the CL
I am (20:18:09 11/09/2008)
You will be deleted from the list of contacts, want to say something last?

by her (20:18:31 11/09/2008)
Farewell to Poppy

Now we have fighters flying around the city, opening a monument on Flying Street. But the joke is that the opening was supposed to be yesterday, but at the last moment they remembered that September 11th was a mourning in America and somehow we do not have a monument to open in the form of an airplane on that day)

RapSODY and Washes

I am alone, when I go in a crowded bus, and in front of it is a guy, and behind you is pressed by a girl with an elastic butt, I think, "Only, shit, I didn't get up!"

deadhouse(c)

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I’m designing my own scientific project!
XXX What?
YYY: It is called the Big Nuclear Combiiner, abbreviated as BYAK. Very soon I will build it and launch it!! to
Will it not explode?
YYY: Are you joking? That will be its whole essence!

Quadus
Do not go out of the car without the machine.
Buying
This is written everywhere.
Buying
What on the car, what on the wheel
Buying
I wonder what they write on the tank forum.
Quadus
I imagine it is scary...
Quadus
He has warmed.
On the way out of the garage something suspicious broke out.
Only two were cut today.
One beat, the other caught and struck in the quilt.
All places near work were occupied.
Parking on a Chinese car.

Serious suicide in Saratov
O_0

The more you learn about life over the years, the more you are surprised – as you have done so far.

Por is alive.

by Yuri Tatarkin