X: And I collect stickers from bananas, but boast of nothing yet – about a hundred stickers in a couple of years.
y: Yes, fucking, after the phrase "I collect labels from bananas" it is clear that you have nothing to boast about.

to this
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"...It is sad that now a large family is a cause for laughter. Have you ever thought that people can get joy in their family circle? andquot;

Have you ever thought that two jobs and construction are more than 12 hours not home, not in a family circle? And in the family circle - 30 minutes for dinner and on the side.

Xxx: Fuck how they’ve been haunted lately.
YYY: good nutty zeball

Chuck you!
It seems that my poor android has lost his virginity and caught some viruses. All day runs all the applications, why climbs into Wi-Fi and navigation, and also writes SMSs such as "evdaoidajoi ažžidv roay ril r";

Evangel Eas†
My old nokia was clinging to the same virus after I drank my beer

Evangel Eas†
One in one, yes

From Snezhkin:

of Crimea. The beach. I sit down and enjoy:
The corn is hot. The hot corn. Young and hot as a girl.
- Shashlik of midi, shrimp, rapans, cakes, flavored, beer! Go away shit! Sorry people, I’m a cowboy.
The Banana! by Katamaran! Who wants to ride? Who wants to fly a parachute over the sea? No age restrictions! Then he sees me and hurriedly adds to the megaphone: - Weight limit - one hundred and fifty kilograms!!! to

I’ve always been worried about the question: How do they write the script for such clips?

So so, in the middle, the soloist, in fashionable clothes and with a fashionable hairstyle, then the grandmothers and a little tits.
A little bit?
Yes, that’s what I say, of course a lot.
What will happen in the second part of the clip?
What genre?
– Pop
- Well, then change the solist and put another background.
What to do with the seeds?
How what? Add a little more, better small ones, so that they don't get too much thrown.
And all that?
Oh yes, play with the light.

Chapter 22: I Cry
Oscar for the best and best script ?

Slevin: I don’t walk with girls who have a boyfriend – that’s the rule. Unfortunately, this is the rule without exceptions, so I don’t walk with my girlfriend either :)))

> Today I won "zero" by breaking off a piece of pure milk from my colleague’s tiles
> chocolate where nothing came out of the filling.

Right "from the plywood", dude.

When I drove to the Baikal, I dreamed of an interesting dream. Some kind of landfill and a mountain of garbage pulls a large pipe for pneumatic mail, like in America, only in this person can climb, and just he flies out there: all in white, like Al Pacino, and he is albino: hair, eyebrows, eyelids - all white. and says:
I knew that the outside world existed on Earth. Now people will teach my people to live well, rightly, without crimes and quarrels!
A man next to him sits on the landfill and says:
“We can’t break between ourselves here, we’re plunged into lies and violence, so go back and say that we haven’t found peace on earth.
(A short story for a short story)

This is:

I don’t believe that two Russian men were in no condition after one bottle, even a litre.
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Not alcoholics like you. I cut a half litre in wood. And all why? Because I drink 200 grams of vodka 2-3 times a year. I do not like vodka. And I still don’t like when liberals like Plutzer-Sarno try to expose all Russians to alcoholics (seek in Google "Biennale we make Russians").

By the way, according to statistics, we drink twice as much as the Germans. Contrary to propaganda.

So there is nothing to boast about your doses - there is no courage in drunkenness.

Somewhat strange, that no other big mom has written off, how happy she is, expecting the fourth, fifth, sixth child, and what her husband is good, the house is completed...

Summary: I am looking for a job! I want to work as a child in a kindergarten. I will consider the options from the younger to the preparatory group. Do not offer a group! I promise: eat well, sleep well in a quiet hour, I can bring my own toys! Volodymyr, 30 years old

The case was in the 60s of the last century. A group of nuclear physicists from the closed research institute went to the Black Sea. Everyone is a doctor of science. We went to the shore, on the way to buy a few bottles of vinegar with such a plastic cap that you need to cut with a knife. They come to the beach, they’re ready, and they’re crazy! And the bottles to open nothing... They see a sleeping man in the vicinity, asking, “Sir, and you can’t find anything to open the bottle?” How not to open! Do you have fireworks? He unwittingly stretches the box. The man turns on a fireplace, heats the traffic jamming and breaks it down, already softened, with the words: “Physics needs to be known!” With a group of recreators there was a shaped hysteria, and the man for science was awarded one of the bottles.

The real announcement:
I exchange vengeance in the garden 208 for the Richarda Zorge 48/3 with a lapidary inclination child 2010 gr group 5-6 for kindergarten 191.

Lagoon will help, ah...

Sanctions for Autodesk

ktulhufhtagn: So the software from the licensing class goes to the trophy.

A few years ago he flew to Egypt, to Marsa-Alam. I have a garmin-nuwi205 navigator. It worked very well by the window. 30 minutes before landing, the aircraft added speed to 950 km / h, and it remained on the display as maximum. Half a year later, he looked into the car and smelled me, saw the figure on the display and broke up.

We had a very popular armrestling in our class for some time.
XXX: Directly on the changes sat for the parties and fought
But it passed very quickly because we had a guy who easily defeated everyone and after the victory began to beat someone else’s hand on the table.
Finish him!

here here :

Do not believe those who tell you how grandmothers from bodies or terrible masks fall into fainting and heart attacks. I was, I think, 14 years old. He was tall for his age. And, somehow, I got tired to repeat the jerk from the eralash (with a mask and an elevator), a suitable mask was presented the day before. He turned out the shovel, wore the mask, picked the lift in the neighboring house without weights. and what? The first grandmother-god-gowner-gowner took me so far away that I dragged away from her by running away.

It would be a pity if there was a Darwin Prize.

Go on Wednesday)
Okay, I need to remind myself.
Theme: Business Woman
Tagged with: sclerosis-vuman

This beautiful man:
Again about the female logic... Talk to my wife: J: Sit at home then, and I will come alone for the child. I : well well. Q: I did not understand? Do you not go with me?! to
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Where do you get those, right? You choose yourself and then you complain.