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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36707
 29.09.2010
I check the customer addresses. Order of names:
Republic - District - Populated area - Street

I read :
Tatarstan - Drozhanovsky - Ubey - Lenin

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36706
 29.09.2010
xh: during the laboratory searched for the signal delay time)
Pride says
Natasha, what is your delay?
When he looked at him, he told him.
There is a day with whom does it not happen?

could no longer work.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36705
 29.09.2010
A acquaintance told...
The newspaper box. A man approaches and says:
Do you have "Intim"?(Who doesn’t know this newspaper)
The only thing left is "Help yourself".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36704
 29.09.2010
One girl at VKontakte in the column "Mobile phone" wrote "To whom she gave, he knows)"
Honestly, I can give you a reference...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36703
 29.09.2010
(In the village near the forest pond, three chiefs arranged fun starts for 2 units)
8-year-old girl runs to the chief and chief, throws on the girl and, hugging, speaks
Anya, we love you so much!
You see, Anton, everyone loves me!
That’s because her breasts are big!
Ah... I already understood that...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36702
 29.09.2010
zombiracer: Dear man under the window with comp "Voffka"
zombiracer and the MSHOME group
Zombiracer: I hope you liked those 800 pictures of bears.
Zombiracer: Otherwise why did you scratch the printer on the entire internet :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36701
 29.09.2010
Posts in Mail with the title
"Dollars want to decorate with bright flowers and a portrait of Obama"

One of the comments:

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
soon will be useful.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №36700
 29.09.2010
When I came to the BTI (the office - which is dealing with apartments) I received a document - which means - that I received a passport from 01.01.1900. Considering that this is my second passport... I still have a diploma for participating in the marathon race in honor of the 50th anniversary of our city. Everything would be nothing - only soon we will celebrate the 390th anniversary of our city.....I am Duncan MacLaud... not as if

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36699
 29.09.2010
I need to do mathematics, and I climb on the internet.. accidentally stumbled on some page on the term psychological - procrastination - is when a person is distracted from the thing he needs to do for anything.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36698
 29.09.2010
Talk between a man and a woman on the street:
Did you bring me a disc with a window?
I remember you complained that you missed sex, I brought you Linux.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36697
 29.09.2010
[17:20:50] <TILL> People! What is the last part of the movie???? to
[17:21:35] <TILL> What is the name of the last part of the movie SUMMERKI??????? to
[17:23:37] <kde416> TILL Twilight 2

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №36696
 29.09.2010
<XXX> yes I чо... I nicho... I am out to <ZZZ> in man’s sword. I don’t want to do it yet:'(

<YYY> don’t be a shit. ))) I came, I saw, I won... I smoked, I won once more... then I won once more and a couple of times in the morning and it is yours.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36695
 29.09.2010
My husband and I went home from work, both tired. Since there are many car owners in our house, parking spaces are not enough for everyone - as a result, they park wherever they need to. Picture: Near the garbage tanks in front of the garbage bags stands Land Cruiser "Prado".
I kicked my husband into the car, he said, look.
The husband flegmatically so in half-voice: "They threw probably..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №36694
 29.09.2010
Today saw a black tinted mercer with numbers o001cm
Honest little boy :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36693
 29.09.2010
Purchased a synthesizer to the son - a teacher of simple melodies + animals in English to guess, in the store did not check, because. There were no batteries in the package. On the road bought cheap Chinese, the houses immediately unpacked, as soon as I put the last battery from the speaker on the whole room spread:
Mother Mother...
I quickly switched off, turned on - the same picture. My wife and I are in shock, we are already considering a plan to avenge the seller who put us so in front of the child. Here comes the idea of inserting good batteries from the camera - I insert, I turn on - a fun voice is given:
My dear friend...
The Friendly Hood. The Curtain

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №36692
 29.09.2010
The warehouser (the old hardened man) comes in and turns to Com. Dir.: "E.V. I have a test drive for you!"
The answer was delighted: "I will not be able to travel around!"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36691
 29.09.2010
Recently, a 16-year-old guy talks on the phone:"Tell his parents that he smoked, dropped the cigarette, and burned. Do you not want? Then tell the truth that I kept in the barracks, fool! Then he looked at me, shaken, with rounded eyes, asked his interlocutor to wait a little, he said to me, say, you, girl, don't be afraid, he just helps a friend, then again in the tube instructively this way: "So yes, now you go to the market, buy a gasoline tank, burn a barrel, and tell your parents that someone else has set fire. Don't forget to turn the brake then so that the walls hit, or strangely somehow, 3 walls stand and 1 fell.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36690
 29.09.2010
In church, can you shoot during the wedding?
Locos: Kaneshn) the main pop flash in the board especially not to blow, or he catches cool.)
I have read it three times!!! I didn't immediately understand what the pop was like with the tablo and the cadil.)
Crazy to burn!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36689
 29.09.2010
HHH
Damn, even to give away especially no one, so without a burn

YYYY
I do not promise to anyone.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36688
 29.09.2010
My father is a military officer, or more precisely a sapphire. So here I walk past the compass where my father sits.
I: (I guess on the machine I ask) Do you play a sapphire?
A: (So seriously) I am practicing...
O_O

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