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[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103399
 29.09.2014
Basically, your quotes are apparently only read by gastarbayters, or moderators are the most honest shit. Running out, insulting Please dismiss these fools and hire someone with humor. thanks

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103398
 29.09.2014
First comment on the product:
"There is a need for a breakdown.
I have to see what is inside.
If the Li-Ion battery, it is a pure summer option.
It would be good if it had AAA or AA batteries and a battery compartment to remove them for the winter.
PS: I’m from Peter, where there’s 300 cloudy days a year and we don’t have such devices.

It seems to be a norm comment, all in the business, but the product is a DIMISESONY SHORTS! and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №103397
 29.09.2014
Reviews on Yandex.Market on the phone "Vertu Signature S Design Ladies Mother Of Pearl" for 840 thousand The RUB:
1) is
The Dignity:
1 cheap
It is not a pity to scratch, scratch, drop, etc.
It has a huge built-in memory (4 GB).! to
At work, vibrators are taken for an earthquake (I go home 3 hours earlier)
The shortcomings:
It is not possible to use the phone in sunny time (diamonds flash and they are not visible)!
If you hack the Pentagon website, it overheats and burns your hands.
In winter, the steel cooles so much that the hands stick.(Al if you break the Pentagon, it’s the norm))), it gets warmer)
Overall, a great phone: inexpensive, reliable, beautiful. I recommend! Take it!! to

2) is
Comment: taken as a brake for keys - norms
3) is
A great phone, unfortunately, the case is hard to find on it, and when my hands are dirty in the garbage (I work in a cowhouse), I have to wrap it in a garbage bag.
4) is
Benefits: You can make nuts.
Disadvantages: No
One day, as I walked through a dark street, I noticed that two men were following me, and when they approached too close, I turned and hit one in the head with this phone, after which he lost consciousness, and the other with a scream ran away.
5) is
Benefits: Easy
Disadvantages: No
Comment: I got here recently like this in my head at night from some paranoid. In the hospital, they said that luck would have been Nokia 3310 – he would have killed.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103396
 29.09.2014
28 September 2014 21:52:01
In Kharkov today demolishes the monument to Lenin
while the monument stands, but the two activists have already shaken a rope
28 September 2014 22:19:44
Monument still removed - 4 victims, not counting Ilyich

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103395
 29.09.2014
Uggur: I’t get a tangle in my mouth.
ɹǝɟılʍǝu: Not repeating other people’s mistakes is wise, but not interesting.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103394
 29.09.2014
Qqq: We had in the regiment: Major Zaytsev, Lieutenant Zajac, praporchnik Zayonchkovsky and praporchnik Zaika who joined them.

QQ: And that is real. To come up with, as Ilf and Petrov said, it could have been more ridiculous.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103393
 29.09.2014
Question on "Responses"Milano.ru
How do I access a website if I forgot its name?
--------
The question is, is it worth it?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103392
 29.09.2014
As the practice shows, on the road the column is headed by the slowest.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №103391
 29.09.2014
The birthplace

Leningrad is always Leningrad, for this I love it, even stories in it happen somewhat to the depths of Leningrad.
This could only happen in this city.
A few days ago I wandered around Peter, remembered my hungry but happy student time of the 90s, took a breath and looked into a small Georgian restaurant.
Inside half-dark, five or six tables in total, one of them was a fun, dull company: three guys and a couple of soul-painted girls: toasts with a Georgian accent, loud laughter and a little bit of matta. A normal restaurant company.
In the remote corner was a old man sitting on a stick, I was at the next table, and here was the whole restaurant audience.
A little cute Georgian came, accepted my order, and at this moment a fun company together with rust, issued another, already very loud mat.
The old man nodded his head, rose heavily, relying on his stick and slowly beat toward the company.
The waitress, apparently pleased with what was happening, looked at me and lowered her voice to a whisper, said:
He will calm them quickly.
And indeed, the old man bowed over the noisy table, apologized, for disturbing and said something else.
Suddenly the company was replaced. The boys and their painted girlfriends snugly picked up all their plates with bottles and quickly went to another table, and the old man took their place.
No one has roasted like a horse, and no one has roasted as much.
I was stunned by the effect produced by this noble old man and realized that the waitress knew something.
Ele waited for his “Hachapuri-Machapuri” and quietly asked:
What old man is this?
The Georgian, pretending to wipe my table, whispered:
“We don’t know his name, but he always goes here, about once a week. He comes and goes by taxi, retirement, says, allows. He refuses snacks, orders only tea with milk and cakes.
He always sits at that table, and if there is busy, he waits until people leave and then still sits there.
And sometimes, when the visitors at “his” table start to behave a little badly, like these, he approaches and politely says, “Sorry, you could not behave a little quieter? Once upon a time, where this table was, there was our bed. My mother died in the blockade and...”

The waitress took a towel and decidedly headed toward the kitchen, wiping her eyes on the way.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103390
 29.09.2014
How to distinguish physics from mathematics? It is necessary to ask the question: “Anonymous is parallel to the word?”... The mathematician will answer: perpendicular; the physicist: consecutive.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103389
 29.09.2014
As usual, I spent the whole night on the site (there was a problem with the date) and went to the military office in the morning.
It seemed like everything passed and there was still the current to sign the paper and there was a date.
Q: What is the date today?
Medical Number: 20
What about the month?
Surprisingly, as in June.
I: What is the year?
Doctor: What is a programmer?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103388
 29.09.2014
Haber, discussion of Jedi swords.

K1b0rg> Even if such a sword is invented, there is no use of it, and fantasy will remain a fantasy, because. From modern firearms without Jedi capabilities is unlikely to be able to fight back (especially from a shotgun).

Meklon> You can make a plasma shield for this. I would do a plasma shovel. More areas of defeat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103387
 29.09.2014
Japanese exchange student’s Facebook post:

I found a very thin cat near the table, so thin that not even a single shaverma can be cooked from it. She ate Bacon and she liked it very much. If you see it, feed meat. The Poor Cat" The photo of the cat is attached.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103386
 29.09.2014
He walked around the city and sat down on a bench under a tree.
The sun is warm, WiFi free caught, beauty.
Leaked mail, a couple of forums, signed off to acquaintances.
Two grandmothers sit down, and let’s talk about yours.
Grandmothers tickle, I go deep into the spaces of the network and here
The grandmothers were silent together, although everything around was static,
Nothing could distract them. The first thought is buffering.
After a moment, the conversation continued: The grandson of Ivanovna
I went to school.)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103385
 28.09.2014
"I will give Harkov in good hands because of the move"
Continued action in Ukraine?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103384
 28.09.2014
Spanish authorities have pledged to disrupt the referendum in Catalonia.

Not at all democratic. Democratic is to hold a referendum and by the results of voting to declare that the majority for the integrity of the country. It doesn’t matter how you vote, it matters how you think ;)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №103383
 28.09.2014
In modern daily newspapers there are so many holidays that there is a feeling that they are made a spice for alcoholics: there is no reason not to drink!
At work, I also have one - I gave it, I need to chew.
Opening on August 23. I think long. International Day of Remembrance for the Victims of Slavery Trade and its Elimination.
Victims of the abolition of slave trade, i.e.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103382
 28.09.2014
I am quiet.

Is there a sanitary?

There is. This resource seems to have everything but it.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №103381
 28.09.2014
xxx: I was by the way in a strange 24th bus, in which in the cabin on the dashboard the text "Following route No. 817 to the final stop m. "Planetary""
X: I almost went to Moscow.
Yyy: You have found a way to leave Omsk!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103380
 28.09.2014
I read on a forum about fishing:

XHH: Hosted with friends in Azerbaijan, hunted on a boat for fishing. The most memorable event, how they cooked the saucer, freshly caught (hereinafter a multipost of 2 pages, how it was cooked on the strawberries, which were dried in advance for 2 years, and not purchased strawberries, as they did not lubricate, but IMMENTALLY sprinkled in a pair from the boiling crushed fresh-collected wild pine, what variety of unknown fresh herbs and spices were added to it, as for more than an hour and a half he went out with saliva, looking at the process)...
I’ve never eaten such delicious fish before in my life, except for a 32 ruble canned saura, which is sold in a kiosk near our house.

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