xxx: Why should this foolish system break the biorhythms of people? I am a natural savage, I feel comfortable waking at night, and then sleeping for half a day. I have to get up at 7 in the morning!
You have a mortgage.

Listened to:
Did you really lose the card?
WOW: Yes
Do you block it?
Nafiga is a credit.

AA> All will be fine!
AA> do not hang us!
bbb> o_o Who are you?
aaa> * nose

XX: I live in the city of metalworkers, in the northwest of our great and mighty. I am a smoker, and the whole city is such an impression that 50% of the population smokes. So, yesterday on the street broke the lighthouse and the whole, ALL! the city, scuco, in one moment turned into a non-smoker! and :)

I read Wikipedia and found this wonderful thing:
Oboya is the largest city of all Russia, the administrative center of the Oboyan district of the Kursk region.

Razorza: The Hindu wrote to me on the job
His name is Hneefurrahman Shaikh Siddiqui.
Razorza: fucking he probably got his name when they were fucking on the keyboard
Razorza: and then just watched what happened
Octocott: I accidentally read this out loud while sitting in a restaurant and I was brought a boiled basil.

My mom works in a pharmacy. Definitely a lot of stories can be heard from her. For example, here is one of them:

There comes a sad young man, so sad.
“Please,” she says, “give me a pregnancy test.
Do you need valerian? The mother of a friend asks.
The young man breathed very sadly.
Three days later, he came back, alive and cheerful.
- You know, valerian helped - the test is negative!
I have no doubt, I will recommend it to everyone! His friend’s mother answered him.

News: "In Canada invented warm wet wipes".
Commentary: "That is the same. The world is ruled by cats!"

If the doctor is confident in the diagnosis, he will describe the symptoms for you.

I went to the hospital for a drug certificate. I go into the office and ask if I have 5 thousand. I said that there is, honestly not understanding why he should know it, if I am not a drug addict and I will pass the checks without bribery. Then the doctor told me to show my bills. I get money confused. And then he says, "Give a certificate, you are healthy, the drug addicts have no such money!"

Before I wanted to make a million, then I agreed to win it, now I am ready to steal it.

Programming in the team:
Better to write normally.
XXX: Let’s start wearing clothes.
YYY: And we leave it.

Jee: We had a sanitary technician... Palych... but all of him was called the Fucking Commander.

How I really like the idea heard somewhere: to pay our footballers the salary by means of paid text messages, such as charitable aid all the way they collect. The better they played, the more pleased - the more messages with a certain amount received from the fans. Honestly, you played badly – you won’t get a niqab.

But some seven years ago people simply laughed at my "joke" about the fact that soon when you go to the site you will have to first look at the advertising block...

111: I consume 1500 kilocalories per hour
This is not the limit.

Now I understand why you are holding your pants on the avatar.

The Treasure!
I have accumulated questions.
1st Why did you decide that parents need new wallpapers?
2nd How many wallpapers have you bought, if not a secret (given the rich experience)?
I mean, is the quantity enough? Or in an anecdote?
Three What happened in the office, did you have to remove the old wallpaper with a hammer?
4 is What is the situation with the ability to tint, if with the qualification of the repairman is somehow not very good?
5 is What kind of wallpaper is lying in the middle of the hallway with so many spectators?
6 is Why do parents not participate in this event?

The anecdote.
Neighbors ask neighbors who have a similar apartment.
How many wallpapers did you take in the room?
of 10 rounds.
After the repair.
- Here you advised us to take 10 and we have 3 rolls left.
We also have three!

Can you change your password on your computer?
Director: And why then?
Yes, then that qaz is not a very reliable password.

A plane sitting on a closed lane.

They fly like the Carlson. The man saw, and sat down.

He did not drink, smoke, and treated women with respect. Those around me considered me a drunk and the most terrible lovelace.
He started drinking, smoking, not missing the opportunity to fuck. Those around me started to consider me a decent person, because: I drink little, I smoke rarely, I don’t fuck every joke.