I open the entrance door on the way to work and see a healthy back on the whole doorway. Workers make cosmetic repairs. I push my side by and bore:

Hi to..

And he in response:

Good morning Sunshine.

And in the office came not the stunned unspoken accountant Marivanna, but Sunnyshko.

Man I am unpretentious. I prefer a modest victory than a fairy defeat.

In the winter, from one Tajik village, a man gathered to hunt a whale. I need a good white-collar. Not my own, but my neighbor. Come to negotiate. The neighbor:
- Well, take, then you will pour a hundred grams, just that, don't look at it!
The man shrugged his shoulders, attached a hammer, went to the taiga. Further, the picture is as follows: the seaside taiga, spots, all white from the snow, trees rubbing from the frost. Here, under the cedar, laughter is spread, the dog has felt a whitening. The man throws a gun, a shot, the protein falls. After some time, the laughter is again distributed, the man shoots, the white falls. Once again, the camel gives a voice, a shot in the crown and... the white safely hides among the branches. The dog turns and hides in the thick forest. The hunter is confused, begins to scream, whisper, and in response the original silence of the forest. Having wandered unsuccessfully for several hours, neither the prey nor the dog, he fled home. The thoughts are dark that I will tell the neighbor where the dog is going. He approaches the neighbor's house, and the dog is on the doorstep, heating in the sun. His neighbor is:
“I told you, not my husband, she is offensive to me.

I hope that next year we will not remember 2022 as the year when “in principle everything was still somehow more or less tolerable”.

© Police

I studied in the class at 5-6, on the change as always angered, shifted, etc. A girl went by, as I then thought the high school girl, made me some comment about this.Well, I didn't think long I sent her naked and laughing hit the wallet.She first red, then loud and dragged me to the loud.There red already I, as it turned out to be Oksana Valentinovna, a young teacher of Russian and literature, just graduated from her university and arrived to bring the light of knowledge to us obaltus.Everything ended well, she humorously perceived the whole situation, and already being our classy leader was fine with me.It has been almost 25 years, and I still remember how she was called.

Sometimes the best way out is to pretend you haven’t entered.

A small company in the middle of the city. The company is small in terms of state, but not in terms of turnover: it has long and firmly stuck in contracts from the city administration. In short, such an eternal general contractor for the well-being of everything. The State of Riyadh 30. For decency holds the type of specials for specific types of work. Technical of a kind.
Leading specialists on greenmaking (i.e. how to plant flowers-bushes-trees) retire. Banquet, speeches and a memory clock. When they are felt, the culprit stands up and speaks:
“Thank you, my dear ones, for the warm words, for the many years of warm atmosphere in the team, for the fifth and the tenth. I still have to say thank you enormously for your general dispersion, otherwise I would probably have pulled the boxes now.
People have eyes on their foreheads. The old devil continues:
- Here the Deputy General said that I was such a smart-intelligent type, because I graduated from the institute with distinction. So here, my dear dwarfs, I never had a dwarf!
And the diploma? - whispers a staff aunt, realizing that for this piece of pop bobo will have her.
- And the diploma I painted on the compass at home, as I now remember, it was cold, it was frosty, I wanted to eat, the wife drank from the kitchen, and the puppy looked at me from below and as if hinted that you would not be full with a strawbery. By that time, I worked as a brigadier in Gorozelenanie in R. for 20 years and knew the case no worse than any other goat with a diploma. But since you were not taken without a diploma, I brought it to you, and you did not even check it. At first it was difficult, there were specs. Real spices and several times I almost burned. It turns out that I don’t know much about the norms there and something else. But then you prompted all those who ticked you with their nose into outspoken blunders and violations, and picked up the nephews of lovers and daughters of friends. In their background, I looked almost like Confucius. So thank you, my dear ones, that you are so hard! And drunk a drink.

“The economy is stable, the ruble is still 100 kopecks,” the President mocked Western sanctions.

You are born a boy, you hear phrases all your life like, "No, you are a man!“Don’t complain, you are a man.“Why did you cry like a girl?” Gradually you learn to keep everything in yourself, not to tell anyone anything, to live every difficult moment on your own. As a result, your emotions are dimmed, their significance decreases and you are already a man, rude, eternally upset, not smiling. After that, in your life there is a woman who starts clinging you in the head, what you do not say and why you are so unemotional.

He came out of the common balcony in the entrance back into the entrance, and a neighbor came out of the elevator. He didn’t notice me, and started dancing on the way to the apartment and joyfully singing:

I will make the soup,

Oh, how I make the soup.

Who will weep? I will weep!

A hard soup!

When he noticed me, he was upset. I showed him two big fingers up and we both, smiling, walked around the apartments. I love people who enjoy simple things, it’s great) I’ll go and I’ll make soup :)

I bought a new dress with a tie, all right, I look like James Bond. I went from the store to a friend for a birthday, on the way I had to go for another. I wait for him at the entrance on the first floor. The windows are mirrored, I look so clumsy and I start posing like James Bond. I pull my finger like a gun and say, “Bond, James Bond,” as the window suddenly opens, and the girl, barely holding back her laughter, says, “Let’s eat, please, calmly!”

Getting dressed and riding expensive cars in a country with low pensions and wages is a demonstration not of your success, but of a contemptful attitude towards compatriots.

In the early 2000s, my mom led me somewhere in the winter, and I did not hold her hand, but the handles of her bag for some reason (probably her both hands were occupied). And some cold decided to take my mother’s bag out of her hand and escape. It was only my rubber rubber from the wreaths that got stuck to the handle of the bag, and I was on the blade following the thief)) The unhappy thief dropped the bag, the security system "daughter" got a delicious, the blade did not suffer due to the thick-walled shirt "under the leopard"))

In Moscow opened a monument to the corrupt.
The giant wheel as a symbol of retreat.
It does not rotate. A sign that you need to squeeze.

One ball is not enough, one half ball is needed.

More from the 90s. A young mother accompanies a first-class student, at the school itself, the copnik breaks a chain from her mother's neck and runs away. The woman was not confused, running to school, on the phone. On the occasion, a car patrol was nearby, she was on board, through the surrounding courts, and the robber was detained. He naturally dropped the chain. They brought me what to do??? Proof zero, the copnik oret “Baba was wrong.” Opera on grass popped - roughly at the place of detention a chain was found. There is something, but it is not enough to detain. I decided to identify the hopper with his son, a first-class student. Everything as it should be, statistics, understood, teacher. Bringing a boy. He looks down on the floor, silent. I: “Do you know any of these people? Have you seen it before?” The boy looked, kept silent and said “No.” I’m about myself, well, it’s all gone. The boy continues, “I don’t know any of them, but this goat broke the chain with my mother.” They robbed everybody, even the thief.

In addition to the king of the cannon that does not shoot and the king of the bell that does not ring, we now have the king of the wheel that does not spin.

I have a couch standing so that next to my ear is just a socket. And since, apparently, there is a hole inside between the apartments, from there you can often hear how a student renting an apartment relieves the stress before the exams. I’ve never heard you fuck so funny.



Her man smells loudly and hard, apparently for every friction, right here! Oh oh! Oh oh!

And she, in turn, whispers, very thin. It is YI! Y is! Y is!

It is wow! Y is! Oh oh! Y is! Oh oh! Y is!

And at the end he says: Dancing, I’m finished!

And she replied: Iisiah!



And when he ends, he always so loudly, with a feeling, scary bass: Thank you, Danetka!! to

XXX: How about the new version?

YYY: I have struck

XXX: I see it, with the release what?

In the 1990s, he was at the Car-Man concert. This is where Lemoch and Titomyr were.

A friend from another city asked for an autograph from Titomir. I even bought the poster in advance and put the flomaster in my pocket )) But the concert ended and did not match the autograph...

I come home, tell my father that this is such a shit, asked to get an autograph, and the case did not appear.

The father said, “Let me ask the question! Bring your poster here!

Takes the flommaster, a poster and is written on it.

He says, “Tell Tom the man. No one knows exactly what Titomir is writing about.



It seemed like the guy was happy, and I am still ashamed somehow.)