I went to a Vietnamese market to pick my shoes. I entered

A shop that sells shoes. Soon the Russian came to me.

The girl began offering me models of shoes. I choose the one who

I taste better and begin to measure. The 36th was

I asked for a smaller size. This department needs

The size did not appear, and the Vietnamese woman, who was the hostess, asked

I waited a few minutes and ran to another department. To not lose me.

Time for nothing, I decided to go further. I go further and see this.

picture: my Vietnamese already in another department, convulsive, secondary

He washes with the shoe 36th and paints on it with a gel pen size 35. and I

The moral of this story is this: learn, gentlemen.

Businesses need to sell goods...

P.S I did not buy anything on the market that day.

Journalists ask the pilots of the Tu-160 what tasks they performed.

Flying to Venezuela.

- We made the Caribbean tour, showed our presence

Russia has established friendly relations with the people of Venezuela.

Most importantly, they are very profitable!

Diman on September 1 is attached to the line: the hair is tortured in a stunning hairstyle...and filled with "gel")
I liked it before too ;)
When his hair began to smell some familiar smell, I asked him what he smelled them...he turned red, and said that there was no gel mol at home...smelted his hair with shampoo), said, well, what, but the hair is holding, and glowing)...well we cracked up with the boys... at the end of the day...
PS: I think he thought it.)
Oh, but you can't imagine how it rusted over him when it started raining on the street, and his hair started spinning))))))

Look at the internet statistics. 30 GB in August. June – 4 GB
My parents told me I wasn’t preparing for the entrance exams.

Electrotechnical lesson... Teacher: - You are just idiots, you came here at all? I’ve been in school for nine years and now I’m five.
The voice from the audience: - And I was still in the garden time...

Nothing revitalizes in the morning as the wrongly translated time.

Answer to Google:
How to tell your mom that your period has begun
One of the answers: Ento is not a problem yet, then it will be much bigger to say that they haven’t started.

XXX is sick
Yyy: Is the temperature high?
XXX above the room
YYY: I am serious about this. Do you have it or not?
If I don’t have it, I’ll be a superconductor and I’ll be patented.

XXX is
Where are you studying that?
YYYY
Fuck knows
YYYY
:D
XXX is
The meaning?
YYYY
I take the bus back and forth :)

Let the stone throw at me... wait, I didn’t agree.

Monographs

In the bar of the hotel at the next table two men:
“I don’t know what to do... My wife gave me money to buy my shoes.
And you?
And I spent them on a prostitute...What should I say to my wife?
Tell the truth...
What other truth?
The shoes are l.

Unknown Feeling:

In the last few days, I’ve just had someone with spam at work. The theme is predominantly porn, but sometimes there is a beautiful one, such as today - Ilya Lagutenko raised a bearded crab. I always suspected it.

I saw a lot of inscriptions on dirt on the transport, the most pleased this: "Dirty healing, free not to slip")

The status of a friend in aske: "Why are cats cute? We opened 13 pieces, but we never found a response..."

I have such a disappointment that those schoolchildren who sat on the tower a lot and often, entered, and now most of the quotes are about the beginning of studies in the university...

Never repeat my sad experience. Yesterday, in order not to distract me from the post on the forum, I changed the status in the ace to N/A. The driver worked. Even, monstrously to say, overstated (literally):
"Shalava, Tobolsk (21:17:54 5/09/2008)
Hi you sweet! Not written for a long time! How are you there without me? Did you get the girl?
pelik911 (21:17:54 5/09/2008)
Hi, Shalawa, Tobolsk, I am not available yet. When I come back, I will inform you immediately.
Shalawa, Tobolsk (21:18:19 5/09/2008)
Bl@d did not expect from you the gnida went nach@y!"
I almost cried...

(After the blue)
I recognized your yesterday’s repertoire (ROFL)
2nd?
That is the first song...
1: "I was ready to kiss the pessarook....
2 of 2 ?
The second one in French.
2nd :?? to
1: Taxi Driver
I fucking don’t know French!

A acquaintance told me. He works in an insurance company.
The man comes to him and says: I want to insure my life and health. Tell me what, what conditions?

Well, a friend explained everything to him thoroughly, he said that in principle everything is wonderful, type, agree
Well, friend, he says, well, fill out the questionnaire...

Chel fills, gives a friend, he looks at his name - Kenny.

Just as it didn’t become of itself...

I am tired from work. In front of the leaves somewhat unusual flying... stopped in the aquarium, here is the fox in front of the anomaly!! to

I don’t play at Stalker anymore.

The Gremlyk:
Autumn has arrived. I am wearing a coat.
No one gives me my roses.