The real p**child is when your cat/cat has more sex than you have.

Today at work there was an epic file - I went to the bugs to repair the falling computer again, and the place of their habitat we call the chicken and here I call, I answer without a back-thinking saying I will soon be in the chicken, and here I notice a small accountant who has changed in the face, and I say the first thing that comes to the head: "Well, in the sense of lawyers." And the eye of the abuch, the kind of calmed down and even the resentment appeared in the sight, well, I think it passed, and then I looked around, and there full of anger and hatred the eyes of the principal...

@semerbau
Why is your head so dirty?
I: Noah, there was no water at first, and then there was no sense.

I wanted to go to bed at 17.
[02:30:42] Wire: and at 20
[02:30:46] Wire: and at 23...

Terry: M... After my girlfriend’s wedding you don’t scare me anymore.
Recently revised the first part of Cuba and all subsequent
Zero emotions at all
But as I recall the mass dance under the Verka-Srdjucka... it throws into trembling.

I am Terry!! I will not sleep!!! to

Terry: In order to be cool at all, imagine how the bride, on the mandate of the tamada, feeds the bridegroom from a spoon through a slit in the plate, and he depicts the baby.

I: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I will tell you something terrible.

I am: PAMAGITTE!!!!! to
hit in the corner
Unknown to you!!! to

Terry: the dancing of the girls in the saraphan and the chickens with a cottage under the Mulan Rush?
You are Insmunt. Insmunt
There are worse things)

XXX: So Tolik calls YYY a dictator.
YYY: No, he doesn’t call me...I banned him.

News on Yandex: "The head of the special forces of the Ministry of Internal Affairs accused of drunken fighting with the commanders of OMONA and SOBRA"

This is what I understand "The Battle of the Titans"

He said, “Put my jacket, you’re frozen. Satisfy my male nobleness!
She: Is it going on again?

XXX: I Bite You
xxx: you are without complexes, because you are permanently undercover)))
YYY: No, I’m sober and I’m not very complex either.
Are you sitting in the cabinet?
I am not a complex, not an idiot.

The cat will try to hold on your knees even when you get up from the chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will wake up and you will sit back.

xxx: I need a smartphone on a normal Android-type OS, with a bunch of features?, good performance, dust\moisture\gunproof\ with battery for a month, compass\gps\satellite plate + blackjack and prostitutes )))
xxx: but the producers don’t listen to me ))))
YYY: Do it yourself
xxx: tried, all washing machines get
yyy: the place of damnation )))

In the institute dining room hanged a banner with lighting. On it is a joyful girl and signature: Learn fashion!". Only this signature is not on the banner itself, but made with a sticker. I became curious why. They looked, under the sticker also an inscription that read...that "Learning is fashionable".

> + to everything after the bird’s training you can have a dialogue=))

But you can be so silent with the cat.
When without strength after work you sit in a chair, and he folds up and lovingly shakes on your knees, you don’t want any dialogue.
Then he will raise his head, and you will meet with your eyes: “So, brother,” he will tell you in silence, “and is it not time for us to eat?”
You also silently agree, and you go eat your dinner.
There is no need for words, complete harmony of being.

Mom: I heard, our measures today the rally arranges, he was there with someone from the Duma of the region something did not share.
Sister (at this point she went into the bathroom and cried out from there): they can argue, but they can’t do the way!!!! to
Not in the bathroom, all nine floors hear you.
Sister: Believe me, they will all support me!! to

by admin! Please put WordPress filters on "iPhone" and already with it!! to

Please give me your phone number.
Q: Can I give it right away? Why all these preconceptions?
xxx: I just don't like the virt of communication here and asked
YYY: Oh, and I’ve already scratched my lips...

The xxx:
Brain, what exactly will we do tonight?
YYYY :
As always, Pink
The xxx:
Do we eat?
YYYY :
And why not :)
The xxx:
We are mice :D

XXX: What do you do with sports?
YYY : Of course.
The game is chess. 😉
Yyy: A sports walk. From the sofa to the refrigerator.

<hell_> radio said that at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant one power plant broke
<fbi[spb]> and the second is lost?

News from April 3, 2007:
The main star of the Russian broadcaster Alla Pugachev was at the center of an international musical scandal. A fragment of her song, "The Sonnet of Shakespeare", written in 1978, sounds in one of the hits of popular rapper 50 Cent.
O_O