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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53563
 19.09.2011
He had to drag five health boxes down seven floors that week. Boxes - DSP, each side is a meter. They are not only heavy, but also uncomfortable, not to hold.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Stumbled on?
No, they did not stumble, but shrink. We come and help, and there is an empty room. He has already passed everything! The water! I have no idea how this water can be removed.
WOW :D
WOW: Did you ask him?
XXX: Yes to him. He says that his friends work in a lab dealing with the problem of quantum teleportation, and he borrowed an experimental device from them for a day.
O O O O O O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53562
 18.09.2011
Fuck why so. If a drunk person in the middle of the night wants to pour a cat milk, then the whole kitchen will be in milk, the floor in the hallway and the cat itself.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53561
 18.09.2011
d0lboiob :DDD
Staseg: Are you that?
d0lboiob: Here the man has opened Jper and in it two tabs “Installation of the Ghetto”, three “Compilation of the nucleus”, then “Virgin plumes photo” and “Prayers of sacrifice in Greek” :D
China: Fucking serious guy approached :D

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53560
 18.09.2011
How can you communicate with a person who has a footprint on the monitor?! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53559
 18.09.2011
My grandparents have not had sex for a long time. Here I once came to visit them, waking up in the morning (I want to go to the toilet), I hear stones and heavy breathing... Well I think youth is remembered... I sit and wait at the door, 20 minutes have passed. I decided to go to the pit, even if I catch them. I open the door and I am right here: Good morning! They are fucking charged...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53558
 18.09.2011
3 in 1 (00:46:52 18/09/2011) I am chewed up and down
metaaal (00:47:07 18/09/2011) oh))
3 in 1 (00:47:23 18/09/2011) sounds ambiguous,but I’m still about mustarders

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №53557
 18.09.2011
The Parental Forum
Chapter 777: Please Help! The child ate a cockroach. I will not describe the circumstances. ignored it. I only pulled my legs out of my mouth. What will now be?
Uncle Misha: the turtle can no longer be saved, fse.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53556
 18.09.2011
The indictment of the defendant in the Alabama court:
I returned after a year of service in Afghanistan. I missed P.
The Wife. It was a stormy night of love. The woman suddenly came out of her soul.
A towel wrapped on the head. And I shot her".

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53555
 18.09.2011
He said, “I saw what you did with your hands in cowards.
I am not masturbating! I am so pleased!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53554
 18.09.2011
21st century, mla... There is a SMS for 10,000km and 7 time zones (I have an early Sunday morning, there is a late Saturday evening):
When you wake up, turn off the computer. Getting up lazy, and the noise of the fans prevents sleep"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53553
 18.09.2011
gilving> here, bought 2 tickets to Mariinka on Boris Godunov
Lilith> what, a good singer?
gilving> who is it?
lilith> Boris Godunov
gilving> emm... well what do you say...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53552
 18.09.2011
Well, the cream is expensive! I am not sorry for my face. This is not a pop – it is seen by everyone!
YYY:... said the girl whose jeans are sitting so low that you can see black hair)))

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53551
 18.09.2011
In the evening, the son sleep alone with his wife running to bed.I put her in the knee and elbow.in general, the process is going.and here with every cat I feel some acute pain in the scrotum.and from the back.I run around-and there the cat hated to play with the eggs decided!...redden half an hour.cat didn't live at home for 2 months...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №53550
 18.09.2011
She: in my acquaintances here she writes pepper 2000 hours 1000 minutes 30 minutes
After my long rejections, this fucking raised the cost to 3500
It’s Saturday, everyone is drunk and everyone wants sex.
She: more wrote: give 5 and point 1 hour of sex all you want to think
He: If black word were you, I'd agree :D
She: Fou
He: What fu ta, an hour and all 5 thousand, I am out of a week to work, so I would agree :)
She: Give me your number.
I am not a girl :(
It may not be principle)
He: Blair here is already principle to me :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №53549
 18.09.2011
You have something Ukrainian.

XXX: Probably on the side

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53548
 18.09.2011
XXX: The song is out. The show must go on. The gas.
Yyy: I am going on a sloping sloping sloping
...
XXX is fucking! Better to continue the show!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53547
 18.09.2011
Vacancy: teacher of painting and dancing in class of guitar o_0 wonder what are their requirements? Probably higher technical education.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53546
 18.09.2011
I’ve seen the greatest political correctness in the series "Zena the queen of warriors". In the series about Troy, Elena the Beautiful was an African American.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53545
 18.09.2011
Online chat shooters.
XXX: Shalom to all the cosherers!
YYY: Be careful, I am shooting pork!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53544
 18.09.2011
Do you have any regular music stores in the city?

I usually scroll from torrents – the best music store.

1 Fuck, download me the blockflare ))

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