From the Dating Site:

xxx: you know simple puppy we can here if you need something big puppy simple I love when I do good gifts and all that

I will give you Rosenthal’s textbook.

2 weeks ago a completely naked guy with a standing at our building walked around until his police picked up.
Fuck, because of you, I asked the people loudly what a stand is.

Alex: Are you a thief?
July: for a quarter
Are you made of a moisturizing cream?
July: rather from salt and gorilla.

Actually cool those who, having or not having an iPhone, can afford not to scream about it at every corner.

stranik: I am here communicating with you has become too often using the words "bla" and "chouac", need to bind
Fuck you guys, relax.

Sadly, I couldn’t take a photo. I saw in Norway some kind of synthetic wool fig, which was written as follows:

We take the bottles and drink them into small pieces.

Then we take them to the United States, where they are melted and made a synthetic thread.

In China, our products are made from this wool.

- which are delivered on ships to Swedish warehouses and to your home

Buy our products to reduce pollution. environment and reduce the consumption of resources.



Are they in their minds?

xxx: I read the correspondence with ex-girlfriends, highlighted 4 messages that are found in each correspondence:
I love you.
I love you, but as a man.
I went on!!! to
- "You cannot send a message to that user because it limits the range of people who can send him messages."

This is the whole story of love, in short.

Nyuftya: I watched yesterday - one of the scratches on the neck has a white hernia. I thought that the worm in her might have stumbled, I was scared. He touched him, he was inside. I am not. It turned out that my puppies are already grown up and ready for reproduction))) in one such a white pishun comes out on the neck, in the other a white spot so on the neck. So they come together.)
Tagged: ahahahaha
You’ve put up a whore.
You are a pervert.
You are a bitch! ?

Gotei13: What should I do if my sister-Gigurda?
IcyChip: What is Jiggard?
Gotei13: and you are lucky

The Internet was invented to connect local networks. And not to transmit pictures of cats to a neighboring device through the floor of the globe.

my older brother once bought myself to some extent "cool" watches, shock, water-resistant, dust-resistant and other counterfeit ones, I don't remember. So, he threw them on the dispute and from the tenth floor, and for the night in the pool in the frost left, and in the freezer in the water, and how much knocked...
And then one day the younger brother approached him, asked "these anti-shockers?" and on a positive answer with a proudly raised hand with the clock took and slightly struck with a teaspoon. The glass, of course, broke apart, and the younger brother we and the older brother no longer trust the anti-shock things.

Prepod proves the theorem and sneezes three times. Voice from the audience:
Is that part of the evidence?

Talk about the upcoming game in "What? Where is? When?" of local spill.
We would have another girl in the team for complete happiness.
YYY: Well, let’s go down the nurseries, let’s shoot for a couple of hours :)
Okay, maybe there are two higher ones :)

The xxx:
A woman is a flower. A man is a gardener. The gardener cares and grows the flower. The flower in turn thanks him, giving him its tenderness and beauty. The most caring gardener has the most beautiful flower!
Yyy: Well let go Lila, you still believe in the gardener?)))

Berl0ga: I suggest to the halloween on the radio to let something sad and threatening
SK: Let me go!! to

The news on ORT causes me a severe psychological trauma. Can I go to court?

Comments on "You are me, I am you. What is in iOS 6 taken from smartphones on Android?":
Alexbal: C How long does the Android take pictures in Panorama mode? Why I don’t have that function.
ALEXBAL: Really, I didn’t know about it until today.
Vitaly Mazurchik: How interesting. because of the presentation of Apple many Android users have learned a lot of chips that they have had for a long time =)

The bus driver, who stood at the stop for a long time, the old lady of God, who hysterically shouted, “Touch!” and the driver’s answer, “Happily I’m touching!” put the whole bus and made my day :)

Per it was reckless at the German customs on the question: "Occupation?" to answer: "No, that was enough in 45".
© Paul Phönixweiß

I suddenly realized that the opposition in Russia is like a crowd of self-made game designers. Everyone is a genius and knows exactly what he wants. But when you ask the concrete, you hear the answer - "well this... there are still crowns to steal..."