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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36107
 16.09.2010
If you leave, I will hate you quietly.
YYY: So I will not go, will you love loudly? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36106
 16.09.2010
After sex *
She: I am sick.
He: Do I give you something?
She: No, I was probably stuck on the bed.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36105
 16.09.2010
The xxx:
How, tell me, did they manage to break such an anticipated contract with the Americans?
YYYY :
Very simple - they arranged a salute, a party and other joke with scale. They announced that they were celebrating this day.
The xxx:
and?
YYYY :
It would have been nothing if it had not been September 11th.
The xxx:
by Facepalm

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36104
 16.09.2010
V_mashkovsky: After another night at work in the morning I dreamed that my head is a flash and "this device can work faster" O_0

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36103
 16.09.2010
Remember the heat transmission! Shake the hands. Three more, let’s go.
WM: Well what do you feel?
L: I feel stupid.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36102
 16.09.2010
I came to work at the service center... ohhhh...
xxx: contacts are lost in the oven at the motherboard and other plates.
xxx: in the freezer lie hards to restore infs from them
In the toilet, the container is broken... I decided to look at what’s there... there, fucking, in the technical alcohol washed drowned phones.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36101
 16.09.2010
xxx: drink the diluted alcohol with diluted juice, toss. The army is a monstrous place.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36100
 16.09.2010
XXX is
4 years of hard work, more than 3000 filming days, is it possible?? to
YYYY
750 days a year (that is if they worked every day)
XXX is
They worked 96 hours a day.)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №36099
 16.09.2010
maria (19:15:56 15/09/2010)
How to install 2007 Word?? to
Vo Áthaa (19:16:34 15/09/2010)
I agree further ready.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36098
 16.09.2010
A small colic. The fourth hour of night. The husband, shaking his legs, walks around the room with the little one in his arms and sings with a sleepy voice:

Birds quiet in Prudouou
Fish Slept in the Saduceus

I know it’s time to replace it.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36097
 15.09.2010
I have a new boyfriend. He teaches at a technical institute.
But don’t think he’s just a teacher, he’s still working.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36096
 15.09.2010
I have an innet broken.
AAA: The shit knot broke him
BBB: And what did the nod with the inuit do?
aaa: killed the connection and prohibited touching the body

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36095
 15.09.2010
xxx:...It is even more difficult for me to understand why the ability to play music by tags rather than by files, they consider it an achievement and suffocating from enthusiasm tell that before they had a wash of MP3s, and now "normal phonography"and they "forgot about files and folders".

yyy: there is the main chip in the smart playlists. Anyone who has reached this point is linked and orgasm.

zzz: Is this the shit that can put Pugachev after Cannibal Corpse? = = )

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36094
 15.09.2010
Thieves should tremble if they are nurturing only what is necessary for themselves. When they give enough to share with others, they have nothing to fear anymore.

Cicero, Ancient Roman orator

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36093
 15.09.2010
D.AYou are so cute when you sleep.
Shpik is ugu. I was once shot asleep, and then I was ashamed to fall asleep.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36092
 15.09.2010
Early in the morning after the club, I stand, breathe air, dialogue...
Mmm... go to me.
She: No, come to me!
He says: Nafid, before you is more expensive!
I will pay for it!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36091
 15.09.2010
I woke up, on the table of apples, in the refrigerator of apple juice, in the closet of apple sausage, on the plate of apple compot... Here I decide what to eat from this and if it is not dangerous to go to the bath...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36090
 15.09.2010
"Imagine an interview is just a new level in your favorite computer game"

I love Doom.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36089
 15.09.2010
The news pleased:
"... xxxh was found dead in his apartment. The cause of death was two gunshot wounds in the head. The official version of death is suicide"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36088
 15.09.2010
XXX: The Seminary
xxx: I have a question.
XX: How the state relates to society.
xxx: The question is over, because I can't mate in the auditorium of the rogue

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