XXX: This is the case. If I’ve roasted the whites and now lie happy, can I say that I’m ‘under the mushrooms’?

Six months without sex is not a goat man but a reason to lose weight. Look the truth in the eyes.

I managed to get a cold. I sit at work and sneeze. Our relationships in the collective are, I must say, informal. The boss runs, solemnly handing out a lemon:"This is for you tea, get better!". Immediately I put a towel on my head, like a puddle, and, imitating the old lady, I whispered: “Oh, God give you health, son, and you, and your girls!”

The more I read BOR, the more I am convinced that in this life and with these men it is better to die than to marry.

I’ve seen Arabic porn here... They show failed moments after every video! Blowing up in porn!! Now I know why they are being bombed!!! to

News on Yandex: In Dagestan, a student accidentally wounded two students from an automaton.

Coincidentally? Fuck, how is it?! to

The roof of the sky is cloudy
Rodrigezzz: the winds of snow? ))
And as the beast Elias wins, he will cry like a child.
It is a stinging sting in you.

Now watched with the father of NTV, there was a story about the slide of the best police officers of the country. They showed the uniform order of the officers, played a pleasant background music. And then it comes to me: “Hop, that’s the music from the police academy!”and "
Now the father with matts wipes off after him from the tea carpet %).

OOO: Yes, Yandex is borrowed, whatever you download - everywhere they offer to install YandexBar!!!!! to
XXX: The Yandex Barman
OOO: well then already standard: Yandex blackjack and Yandex prostitutes.
XXX: Issued

Smoking is homosexual. If you are involved, it is better to be active.

Piro: Computer clubs are vegetable bases of a new format.

If a man says he is rich, successful, and free, do not demand that he say the truth.

The indictment of the defendant in the Alabama court:
“I came back after a year of service in Afghanistan. I missed my wife very much. It was a stormy night of love. But the wife suddenly came out of the shower with a towel wrapped on her head. I shot her.”

Husband to wife:
Dear, do you love me?
Of course my dear!
Can you forgive betrayal?
Of course, my dear, I will forgive the dead.

They play poker best.
The Flegmatic Mr. Poher.

I live in Kamchatka. I read this:
"...And I take a ticket to the Kamchatka region, and please - Lake Elgigythyn!". I shrink a little. How did I not see him in 23 years? Go to Google. Well of course! So it is in the Chukotka...Hello author, blatant

A female logic? My unseen man calls me and whispers at the phone.
What soap did you buy? Horror of something.
and?? to
Soap is dark, it smells ugly.
What was in the closet? What are you washing?
Yes and what? It smells good, but it smells very bad. You always buy something shit.
I phallomorphized. Instead of using a toilet soap lying in a soap, or one of the three gels next to the shelf, my miracle did not let go into the closet, and dig in the back row lying in a closed (because smell) soap, the dark, scary, stinking VETERINARY peanut soap I’m holding for the dog. I washed my hair and it was my fault. :)

In our city, the servants of the state stated that the main problem of the city is... not the increase in the number of cars. No narrow roads and their poor condition. Not a bad set of lights. The main problem, they say, is the pedestrians.
of Khabarovsk.

Ctulhu
You have chocolate :D
Ctulhu
Not with you.
Phantom
It is late, I have already fallen.

Hemingway's first wife fucked a portfolio with three years of his manuscripts. She went in the suitcase, went out as needed, returned – everything was in place, no wallet.

She went out to buy something to read on the road.

It is said that Hemingway was very angry even thirty years later. I can imagine "the sheep! You had a wallet with the best American prose since Mark Twain! Did you go out to buy something to read on the road?and "