We go to bed with him yesterday, he is already dressed and lies under the blanket.
I'm not sleeping, I'm sitting on my phone.
Then I also dress up, go to bed, hug him, look at him, and he is already camouflaged. I hold my hand on him, I know he’s naked. What are you without cowards? And he’s in half a dream: no, he’s a coward. I guess, I say, what kind of material are they made of, absolutely intangible? And he is so reluctant, turning to the other side, skin!

Lectures in the Stream of Applied Mathematics
Prepod: Well what is "Norm Law"?
Students: Root from a scalar work of law on associated law

Most girls are looking for a guy who would make them laugh but at the same time could protect them. In other words, they need a clown ninja.
I don’t know if I’m a clown or a ninja.
xxx: I think he’s something middle, sambist-my)

Loisha: About black holes and crocodile holes is in the book I gave you.
Natasha: Yes, I won’t get it all right.
PS: The year has passed.
Natasha: at home no time... and in the subway stops... when the cover is seen.
I forgot you are beautiful :)
Natasha: You have stumbled on me (I’ll stumble on you)

From nothern_wind:
“Normally, everything worked,” a colleague is outraged, “and then everyone put a piece of their soul into the code, and they got a loan!!!”and "

We sit in a movie at the "Hološtyački" and there is a moment when a guy throws an iPhone out of the window, then out of the hall:
It was the fifth day yesterday :)

Sagot: In Ukraine, especially in Kiev, there is now such an interesting situation that neither Russian nor Ukrainian we know. In terms of literacy. My mother tongue is Russian, but we did not teach it at school because we were passionate about their independence. But they taught the Ukrainian language in which no one speaks, and it is understandable what results from learning the language in which you do not speak. Our generation taught spelling thanks to the automatic correction of MS Word, and now FireFox and, of course, Google.
And thank you to all those who insult analphabets on the forums and everywhere, this forced the text to be written first in Word, and then inserted and sent.

Sadetti: You can take Smoke or Grey with you.
Sadetti: Smoke usually gives a sharp pitch, and Grey is not in a hurry, as if enjoying.)
Is he a sadist?
There is no Aikido. When he is cheating on someone, he must be a clever coworker. The type of "your mistake was that you stood close and did not notice the hand on the control", then as a webet and says something like "the blow should go from the inside and should not be filled with nonsense, the pure movement is caused by the lukewarm calm of the inner balance coming from the heart", then as a whistle on the pillar and something like that will say))) He is generally a fun little)))

Dr. Morf: Yesterday I refused to eat ice cream, today I got sick. I fucked myself somewhere.

Post from JJ:
...
If I have a baby now.
5.5 mes, 6500 and 5800 kg
...

The kids were delighted with 6 tons each.

chestnuts (00:56:21 16/09/2012)
Blessed
chess (00:56:25 16/09/2012)
It is epic
chestnuts (00:56:28 16/09/2012)
Epicly *
chestnuts (00:56:38 16/09/2012)
I go to the kitchen and take a cup.
chestnuts (00:57:04 16/09/2012)
I go in, I remember that I broke a full cup of tea - well, how can I not shake a fresh drink for the night?
chestnuts (00:57:18 16/09/2012)
I open the refrigerator to get milk.
not_dreamer's (00:57:55 16/09/2012)
and?? to
chestnuts (00:57:57 16/09/2012)
And then a branch suddenly hits me and says with such a Jedi voice: “You don’t want to spat anymore... you want to be so much.”
chestnuts (00:58:02 16/09/2012)
Cheerleader XD
not_dreamer's (00:58:20 16/09/2012)
and ROFL

From correspondence with a friend on the purchase of a new comp

The Montanero:
You better tell me your opinion... in the area of 800 euros - would you advise to take from boxes - under toys?! to
by Dmitry:
from under the old TV box berry, in them a lot of toys fit

Bullseye: I need to scratch my mom on the chewbacks x)
Bullseye: Not in the real sense...

It’s really cool for those who can afford not to have an iPhone.

In Russia, attempting to exercise constitutional rights is an administrative offence.
And trying to get angry about this is a criminal offence.

My friend came from Germany. A lot of impressions. Among other things, commercial information, in the form of a T-34 tank for sale. Since the tank was partially reason-completed and at the price of the metal I was interested in it. The issue of delivery was easily solved. The only problem is the border. My example dialogue with the declarant during consultations.
I need a license from the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation as military equipment.
I - But after all, the tank is Russian, so it is re-export.
Then you must provide a document on the payment of customs duties when in 1944. The tank crossed the border.
I had to give up.

The boss came to work today on a new chic BMW.
A good car, I said.
“Well,” he said, noticing my admired gaze, “work without laying your hands and without regretting time, and next year I’ll have a car even cooler.

XXX: I thought about it.
YYY: And how is it? =) is
XXX is painful)
The first time always hurts. :D

I taught my friends to say my birthday instead of my birthday! Ura to!
YYY: Oh, and I was formed.
XXX: That’s not all. I get the invitation days, where the first words "I invite to my 30th anniversary!"

Fuck me and
The collective. Decided in
Lunch to sleep. Sweetly
I slept so sweet. DAK
They recorded like me.
I shrugged and put myself
to calls. Not the shit.
and...