How hard it is for a woman to get a man to marry her if she only knows his nick.

A family falls into the shuttle: a dad-mama with beer bottles and two kids spinning each other with their elbows. Daddy asks the driver, “How much is the trip?” The driver: “Well, count yourself: four tickets for 45 rubles.” He just stood on his feet and said, “I don’t know. I was a duo at school.” The driver said, “What a meeting! I was a trio. You have 280 rubles.”

Why have we developed so badly before? We had no sanctions.

Sophia
You know the answer, Maine Liebe 12:28:54
Epic is to look at the mouth on the engri berz marmelade before eating.
by Mikhail
And I bite the Barney mice first the legs, then the legs, then the head, and then only eat the body.

<x_x> Now visitors to the elevator can not only hear the driver, but also see him. In other words, now they will be able to see the controller putting his screw on their problems.

Now I understand why we don’t lose weight.
...??? to
A little ass can’t accommodate so many adventures!! to

Discussion of the game on a major gaming portal:
Is the Russian language expected?
2: not yet, the petition was rejected
Many Japanese companies do not know that the Stone Age in Russia has already ended.
The Bronze Begins

At work, in the winter, everyone thinks about how to heat the room:

The employee offers to take ceramic heaters, telling about them what he has read on the Internet: "With significant areas of infrared radiation, high efficiency is achieved, with small electricity costs."

An employee in full seriousness, with a knowledgeable look: “No, I don’t want to expose myself to infrared radiation anymore. This is very harmful to the body!"

Today I did a feat, possibly posthumous.
I threw three large packages out of the house.

At the price of the new iPhone, you can buy 366kg of potatoes, a ticket to Madrid and a ticket for delivery.

This is:
When I see quotes with a rating of 254, 511, 1023 and so on, well how can I not put +1?
___________________________
You understand that because of your 254 - I can't sleep peacefully now.
With respect, Perfectionist

There is a suspicion that there are few stories coming to Zadolba!li, so the administrators post the throws and wait for a response - a consistent trolling in the last days.

Online accounts are published
5 million box records
by Gmail.

Who could not remember the password from the box?

The employee writes to the boss in the morning.
C: Hello to you! I am in Europe, I am late.
Halo, what about Europe?
A: A shopping mall and a toilet.

I am 36. Two works and rehearsals. I caught myself thinking about retirement with tenderness.

When will you remember? There is no word "to try", there is "to try" and "to try"!

The extreme...
Not the extreme, but the last.! to
and well. The last flesh.

When I go for soap, and there is a letter "Depression after vacation". First thought: pf, no vacation - no depression =))

I have one book, something like “110 Sexual Advice.” Mostly erotic nonsense. I have not opened it for a long time, and then, in a spark of passion with my insight, I grab it and say:
"Name any page, we will perform whatever it is there!".
He calls, I open and read with my most erotic voice:
"Arranging in the bedroom a change in feng shui to create a love atmosphere..."
O_O

to this
England and Britain are on different continents.

They are neighboring two other countries, the Netherlands and the Netherlands.