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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9850
 12.09.2008
Join us: Chipper
We are joined by: Dram-Baba
We are joined by: HUGO
Joined by: Orrica
I have a strange eye, don’t criticize plz.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9849
 12.09.2008
Should a cat be taken to the village? Or have they already taken?
We decided to wait until she met and from where she met we will decide to take her to the village or leave, and she fucking three days has not met, and it smells shit from her... I suspect that she still met where she got but does not want to return to the village and eats fucking...
I am the cat-gowns ?
I told Sasuke about the cat-gownood, and he said
I would buy such...
Is it for him? Where did he get there? ?


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9848
 12.09.2008
XHH: Our students are so strict that they shorten the letters in lectures.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9847
 12.09.2008
Leprechaun
I’ll go to Kiribati on Friday.
DVALIN®
to hunt?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9846
 12.09.2008
A bad administrator is fired because nothing works, and a good administrator is fired because nothing does.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9845
 12.09.2008
Muggsy: Autumn has come – when you get out of the bathroom, it’s cold!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9844
 12.09.2008
Jaras: What is the name of that fist in the ladies with which they shake the air?
Z_Nurik is? to
Jaras was widely used in French films in the 18th century.
Z_Nurik: What about Weer?
Jaras: Yes of course!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9843
 12.09.2008
July: How is it?

It wasn’t just for the weekend...

July is E?? to

Driving with 2A in nature.

July : Who?? to

Do you number them?

July: A2, B3...

July: maritime battle, mla, some

by Yulia!! My son is in 2nd "A" class!!! by Duro!


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9842
 12.09.2008
From the news on Seattle:
Americans are looking for terrorists in the shadows of aerial photographs.
JPL engineer Adrian Stoica (Adrian Stoica) has proposed a new method of identifying people by an image obtained by aerial photography. The shadow cast by a person, and especially the shadow of a walking person, helps to establish the personality of this person with high accuracy.

One of the comments

I sell an umbrella cheap.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №9841
 12.09.2008
Lezhan Lore > mouse mouse soap cloves
Lezhan Lore > little soap gave the mouse
Real Sapphire > seven conditionally gave the mouse )))
Lezhan Lore > mouse knot unwashed
Lezhan Lore > too many knots was
Lezhan Lore > Voot
Lezhan Lore > but you haven’t heard his daughter tell him
Lezhan Lore > about that
Lezhan Lore > Mushroom sweet tits

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №9840
 12.09.2008
Alex, I’ve got a bit of a point, right?
Max Annie
Attention to Alex
Alex (
Alex S
Alex S
Alex O
by Alex.
by Alex Tandan.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9839
 12.09.2008
In my opinion, Nicaragua recognized South Ossetia and Abkhazia only to get to the tower.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9838
 12.09.2008
Damn, why do you ask me all the stupid questions today??? This is the third case today!
WOW: The case of what?
XXX is fucking.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9837
 12.09.2008
How to name the fact that on the first of September comes to me a first-year student, on the first college pair in his life, sits on the back and falls asleep?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №9836
 12.09.2008
I have a headache (
He: I do not offer.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №9835
 12.09.2008
A girl from a former job told me:
The active persons:
Vika – she
Taxi Driver
Kim is her husband (also a taxi driver)
Q: fucked up with my husband he went to work, he thinks well and fig with him in the evening I will go to a friend. calls a taxi. sit in the car and goes. he hears negotiations on the rack
What"s are you going to do today?"
-"We are not here with our grandmothers to drink!"
-"goodly take your orders.goodly rest"
Vic calmly arrives to a girlfriend, rattles up with a taxi driver and says
"Can you send a greeting to me?"
"Yes and who?"
"They"
In the right "Kim to you here beautiful girl sends such a greeting"
Through the noise of women’s voices "so funny!probably a constant customer. How are they called? by Vika? I can’t remember the name."
Tagged with:"Kim"
The grave silence
Taxi driver sympathetic:"Kim is your wife....Happy rest to you...."
c) the ionizers

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9834
 12.09.2008
It is most convenient to tighten dark fragments in the light of new solutions.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9833
 12.09.2008
http://forum.canada.ru/index.php?topic=27584.0



From the Russian Canadian Forum:

“Dear people of the Forum, I will soon join the Russian Canadian Regiment. that

I’ll go to Canada if anyone doesn’t understand my allegory. So here, I am already

I started looking for a job in Canada (I am an engineer). I found the coordinates.

Canadian companies began sending out their resumes. I have always been very

and active. Unfortunately, there are no answers yet.

So here is my question: how do you think it might be worth translating the resume to

“English?”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9832
 12.09.2008
A man wakes up from a terrible belly, remembers only that he was with a friend,

and calls him. He responds with a depressed voice. The man is interested:

Why are you so killed?

“We played poker debt yesterday with you, and I was upset.

and yes. I do not remember anything. How much have I won?

A joyful voice is heard from the tube:

A hundred rubles!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9831
 12.09.2008
I go to the station today, I see a guy helping a girl carry a suitcase. I hear this dialogue:

You have a heavy bag!! to
She: Well... you are a guy!
In other words, I am a programmer...

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