The xxx:
Last year I went to Thailand, where there was a revolution.
The xxx:
in this bought travel to Greece - there fires (babel returned)
The xxx:
On the 3rd I bought a tour to Turkey (to be sure that I will definitely rest and nothing will happen)... here is the result...
YYYY :
Please don’t go on a tour of the Golden Ring of Russia.
Fatherland is sorry

The Flower
Measure the range of the neck.
Take a strip of paper, measure the neck with it and attach it to the ambulance. Or a niche.

Bugen
What kind of ambulance?? to
We are programmers, not officers.

The Flower
Show wisdom

......

Bugen
42 the scope

The Flower
How did you measure?

Bugen
1 inch – 2.54 cm
The 17-inch monitor
It was not enough to complete the monitor somewhere 1.3 cm.
It is about 0.5 inches.
total 17-0,5 = 16.5 inches multiplied by 2.54 we get 42

The Flower
O Pepe, are you all psychic in your profession?

The pig is a very useful animal. You can take almost anything from it. Meat, skin on skin, brushes on brushes. The name is insult.

(c) from the composition of the German student

In the dressing room:

A man (P) comes with a young son (C) after class. They begin to change clothes. The further dialogue:
Dress up faster!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P – Stop the crack! Dress up faster. with a scream.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P – Pavlik, your mother, you are a boy!! to
C – How do you know?! to

The entire dressing room lay.
P.S. But the man is sorry.

The wife recounted the stake of 50 hryvnia notes. It was 1025 UAH.

People write off on viewed porn movies:

xxx: in 9 years of my experience of watching porn videos, I have never seen such a beautiful and well done video!
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1st :
Are you here?
2nd :
Yes Yes
1st :
We have an unknown man here walking re-writing computers.
Is it yours or the guard?
2nd :
Yes our
2nd :
His name is Michael
1st :
Ok to Ok. I’ll tell the guys to loose it.

I leave work. I see a man. Such a normal man. Pumped, male, jeans t-shirt, can easily be a car slider in sight. With a little chihuahua. To them runs a smelly healthy courtyard, from which the man confidently retreats.
The man climbs the stairs, kisses the dog in the lobby and basits:
Don’t worry, I am there!

Peris Hilton bites the dentist by the finger.
Mom: before, and he now wears pink, messes up with everybody, drinks in a drunkard and has a dog...

There was a beautiful sight in the cafe today. She sat modestly at her table, not paying attention to anyone, on her lips played a dreamy smile. She didn’t eat anything, but sometimes she poured through a pipe... beer from a litre cup.

Morning on Monday. A crowd of people came up from the subway. There are two girls in front of me. I hear the following dialogue:
Do you know what I would do if I found an oligarch?
What is?
I would fall asleep!! to

This is what girls dream of, or say, gold, money, brilliants...

Every man wants to know where the second socks lie.

I bought a cake in the dining room.
His seam was slightly broken and the cake became clear to what part of the female body it looks like)))
A dialogue with a young cashier:
How it is (I show you)
Cassirche, ashamedly smiling:
You will be..."

In Linux, it is an attempt to run a game, sometimes it is more interesting than the game itself.

Quotes about the Terminator. Remember the moment when a huge robot knocks through a wooden roof and catches people, while screaming loudly? So, how, fucking, this 5-storey toaster was there without making a single O_o sound? Around the open area.
A picture is drawn in the head: a huge robot steals in the way of Jim Carrey from the "Masks", stops, turns sharply toward the camera, makes a gesture of "sh-sh-sh" (mole, be quiet, the chassis beats) and continues to crawl.

— — — —
Oh, and as in some films the helicopter flies out of the mountain / skyscraper >_< And the main characters such fuckers - 0_o danunahui type, from where?! to

Stash standing at the bottom of the building conducting a survey with a Tajik look man, on the subject of taking his courtier to work
How are they called?
-Juldurmanvsey (well or something like this did not disassemble myself)
to fuck. How you bite. You will be Jura

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Read today in the trolleybus: "The throne of the ticket sales manager does not occupy!" )))
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And Novosibirsk? Fuck, where is my white bracelet, let me know :))))

Author : Total
Date: 10 September 2009 00:20

by Kuibyshev-Belinsky In the white X5 with the girls behind the wheel flew a penny with smoked behind the wheel. X5 is crying. in a laughing cup.

In response to:

by Nietzsche. It will be 09:09:09 09/09/09
On that day, at this time, I will come to Peter's Deviattino metro station and drink nine bottles of Baltic Nine.
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Didn’t you get stuck in your hands today?

at the stop. A 4-year-old boy with a chop in his mouth.
What a lovely child, what is it for you? The Chupa Chops? Well, you are a good, not a greedy boy, will you give a aunt a candy?
The boy, filled up, silently stretches the chupa-chups pulled from the cheeks and stretches the ice cream to his aunt.
“Thank you, I see you’re not really a greedy, good boy.
Aunt turns to her mom, who is a little further away, and is about to say something... At this moment the baby whispers:
I asked for a sauce.