xxx: I'm so perverted that I was joked on the hentai forum =(

Anastasia
Dialogue with Mom:
Mom, I don’t write stories, I don’t take pictures.
I do not do sports. I don’t learn English I think I’m full of shit.
Maybe you just have to fall in love?
To whom, Mom?
Is it so hard to find a victim?

The wise men here:

The girlfriend was pregnant, so her husband was very concerned about whether it is possible to have sex and whether this will not harm the baby.
Restrained by laughter, a friend explained:
- No problem, you think, for a member will catch!
My husband’s eyes were like that.

The poor pupils.
He went to work, hired a courier, a guy of 23 years. In the office of Aural, a lawyer at the hospital, the administrator from the breakdown of the tension half of the technology echoed.. this Roma had little to do with Jur.high with the consent of the boss sat on the phone to serve customers (re-align the dates) quite successfully concluded contracts, so after the work remained, the entire network with the administrator raised, bp spawned at the computers, on the software scratched, the prices found on the spare parts excellent... general goods of some kind.. and then when Aural liquidated Rome dismissed the personnel officer.. because the courier is no longer needed.. because he has no experience.
When the general came from the weekend, he fired the staff... because she has no brains... and nobody can find Rome, Roma counted the staff and left to rest... if you are going to read, come back! PS: It’s great to be a young specialist

If you don’t have a breast at all, someone has four.

Is there magic or is it all shit?
What do you mean by magic?
...
xxx:... it just became interesting, is it true that there are people who bore all kinds of nonsense and get what they want?
Zzzz: I know one such person. He managed to learn until the third course, bumping on exams exclusively all sorts of nonsense. And if you take into account that the payment of training is stably delayed, nothing but magic can explain this.

(Commentary about the girl from the video)
XXX: I would blow up I would blow up your comments already! Go out of the street
YYY: I just went out on the street but injured no one I didn’t!!! Looking forward to the next chapter!!! to
zzz: xd
www:DDDDD 

xxx: after the words "I don't like to read" all that a person says, I hear as "allalallaallaallaallaah".

I live in Kaliningrad, the day before it rained. At work, it was necessary to go to one office, and in order to get to it, you need to overcome 30 meters of complete off-road, which was thoroughly blurred. My car is modest, as a result I went there, and on the way back I stuck right in the middle of the lawn. And just there next to the house and to him a man on the x-trail came. He looked at me, but did not help, he went to his site to crawl, looking at me with a smile.
Well, to do, I called a colleague on the off-road. And it was to him that I had to give 8,500 on the sand that day.
Now the picture - to the stuck car comes a man on a SUV, clamps it, pulls out a second, a guy comes out of the car and gives the man two bills of 5,000, receives a transfer and both travel.
The owner of the x-trail should have seen

XXX: Can the puppet be disconnected?
yyy: No. The safety valve below and behind will lower the excess pressure.

It’s hard for a girl to get to know at this time. You approach a guy on the street or in a cafe, and he is gay, and if not gay, then pidaras

Communists will forever be bathed in cold water in hell!

You are my poncho!
She: “Ponchic, do I mean I’m so fat?”! to
He: Not fat, but sweet... and with a hole :)

XHHH: Blyn, the mushroom broke out two weeks ago, and it hasn’t been lengthy yet (((
The wounds of unhappy love always heal for a long time)))

All women have critical days. Some have lived critical lives.

I go to work, I call.
Buying something at home?
No need, there is everything.
I go in and hear...
- Go for bread, buy cookies for tea, or there is nothing at home.
I would kill! He called, he asked.

Or... He went from work, jumped into the store, bought everything. In addition to the wheat sauce, which the child loves - I too.
Three days pass and the cry: - A-a-a! The whole sausage was eaten. I have not even tried!
Who banned you? And so constantly! Wait until we eat, and then fuck - it's not called otherwise! Once even conducted an experiment - bought and neither ate himself, nor allowed the child... fucking! A month in the refrigerator! Again, with the child, we smelled, and twenty minutes later the same shout, A-a-a! I was not even given a try! I thought I would get infected!

Today, P. on a couple asked me:
Q: What should be invested in by diaper manufacturers?
In the production of child food.
A very valuable idea)))

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To talk about viruses with such a pleasant bark voice)) And compliments sometimes))

Yyy: It would be fun, of course... "Hello, Sunny! Oh, what a pity - you for some reason got a whirlwind...:( Worm-Win32-Confider..And I have already removed it, so that nothing ruins your mood today:) Kiss, your Ava:)"....

Q: Kira, did you look at the shit?
[16:01:21] eka1177: sunsets*
[16:01:28] eka1177: :D
Kira: The first name is definitely more correct and correct

Amir: How I love my country. Any Englishman, Chinese, Swedish, and even an Icelandic can travel around the country, and will not encounter strange unusual words in the lexicon of compatriots. And I take a ticket to the Kamchatka region, and please - Lake Elgigyhthin!