They were friends with a girl from childhood, even before school. So they grew up, went to visit, even slept, there was a time, together, and the growing chicks of each other were not interested at all. She has a boyfriend, I have other girls. And then suddenly something like clicked... My parents are only happy, she is somehow in shock and in shock. I tell-
Your father called.
And what said?
I cannot repeat these expressions. I didn’t even know that he knew that language, I’m also an intellectual.)
and ))
“And I said that if I offend you, he offends me... No, I can’t repeat it to you either. Showing it tonight is fine.

xxx: I often hear from rock fans the phrase "Beyn’s short", please tell me what it means?

I have understood!! They are Belarusian sushi!! to

The best comment to the note about the publication of the photo of half naked Kate Middleton:
The plan was this:
Let the old monkey have a heart attack and paralysis, or hold on to the throne... and hold on to the swallow. Although, it is more likely that Prince Charles will die from old age than the old wallet will let the scepter go.

Are you realistic? Ha has. See also.
From a biological point of view, we are organisms. You and I. We exist.
From the point of view of physics, we are a handful of atoms with different atomic mass, which sets the characteristics of the atom. Atoms are particles with an electromagnetic field. No more than that. You and I are just an electromagnetic compressed twist.
Be a realist! We do not exist.

He: You think with our head and I think with our head.
She: So I regularly lick your brains?

The harsh fans of Half-Life are so harsh that they write toys themselves and then play them.

All life passes between "shameful" and "shameful". And that is shameful. Though... Fuck

XHH: Still not all useful that in the code was useful...

Tired of your apple. by Nafig. I only change my phone caller to a Device with a working dip program!

From Habr:
Ideator: “Engineers are constantly busy paving new roads...”... “and these roads are almost immediately destroyed.” The class! I didn’t think that civilization had been programmed.
S1ashka: Judging by our roads, the Germans left only in the morning, and judging by how they are repaired, the Germans will return in the evening.

There is always one in the crowd who, when asked, “Who did this, confess it?” will answer, “This is not me!”

Kuyalnik Hrenov: And my wife long argued that the tanker is such a floating tank

XXX is
Less trouble with Roma?
Up to 1.5 years
Showing independence?
YYY
Other troubles
YYY
Of course very independent.
XXX is
Which ones?
YYY
can throw all things, can break dishes, or can throw everything out of the bag and chew money) very independent)

My wife and I go to the bathroom.
She said, “Let’s call someone?
I: Give me a sergeant with a vetal.
She: Do I have girls?
I: Okay, I will call you.
The wife appreciated the joke, laughed a long time.

X: God, I haven’t been in such a great mood for a long time.
X: I am straight.
X is happy
X: at work
X: Friday night
X: Fuck, I'm a fool without a personal life
It is (

...
First they fuck up, and then 30-year-old single women.

I was hugged in a commercial bank today and was well served on the mail. Yesterday was very well served. The end of the world is really near.

Answers in the mail.

Question: How to get a useful effect without spending energy and without applying work?

The answer is to send someone else’s beer.

Mom helped shut down banks

YYY: Well what? Closed the banks?

YYY: Did the liquidation of banks be announced publicly?