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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118268
 09.09.2015
Bitbucket, a newly hired dealer, had to fix a bunch of old bugs on the weekend, one branch went 30 commits ahead of the master. Comment on pull request on Monday.
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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118267
 09.09.2015
minus tablets under windows - no hard drive indicator. I don’t know if it works or depends.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118266
 09.09.2015
What was the reason for the refusal?
222: Enlightenment of the employer’s brains.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118265
 09.09.2015
As soon as PornHub was banned, Kiselov immediately sought to Europe.
YYY : A coincidence? I do not think.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118264
 09.09.2015
Eoghan: Birds are eaten with their hands and babies are eaten with their hands.
system: eoghan was joked for 10 min by aclon moderator.
ob1kenobi: meaning food here is also prohibited ((

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118263
 09.09.2015
• We were asked here what, in our opinion, should be the percentage of mate in a literary work. Olya says it is 3.14 percent. I think right. Multiplied by the diameter of the reading circle, it should give just the length of the periphery of the reading circle.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №118262
 09.09.2015
Today, 14:19 Sancho Pushkin
Being a man is easier.
When a girl is asked: "Cruel jeans, where did she buy?" she should name a decent store and a purchase period not exceeding six months.
When a man is asked, “Where did he buy the jeans?” he can safely answer, “Yes, I’m a boy, he’s eight years old.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118261
 09.09.2015
I am sick and I am healing.
No, I can’t come.
I am treating with folk remedies.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118260
 09.09.2015
XX: I like the story of the traveling pigeon. The wildest bird in North America, gathering in clusters covering the sun, has been completely eaten in half a century. Something has changed? Nothing, except that one source of hollow meat has become less.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118259
 09.09.2015
German opponents of the reception of refugees offered to lubricate the walls and sides of the roads with the fat of one of the famous animals.
The wholesale prices in Germany for pork immediately jumped sharply.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118258
 09.09.2015
The daughter of my friend, now a young mother, as a little girl, wanted EVERYONE! I even agreed to fish feed, which was sold in the zoo and curled in some container (from my point of view, ugliness).
But there was a grandfather who did not allow anyone anything. As a result, a young part of the family went to Israel from the grandfather’s dictatorship. The girl became a veterinarian.
Dreams come true sometimes.
Now her mother (my girlfriend, a young grandmother) is in light horror because her little grandson is sometimes nursed by a dog, sometimes a naked cat.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №118257
 09.09.2015
Survey on the hubre "Do you visit porn sites?". Comments on the "No" version:
Kozhevnikovv: List of liars?
Vilgelm: Maybe they just have a local collection of a couple of terabytes, why are they lying at once.
Realscorp: A-a, the old believers :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №118256
 09.09.2015
to this:
"We had a printed poster hanging in the office "do not be distracted by any mess — only work, only hardcore". The director came and asked, “What is this hardcore?”
Well, we say it so, to work in full force, no matter what...

He walked, thought, scratched the poster and threw it out: “I don’t want my people to work like this, you have to rest!”
And went away.
For a long time we could not understand what it was..."

This is a man, with a Big Letter, not a self-dumb man, which most...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №118255
 09.09.2015
Novosibirsk scientists have proven the existence of the ancient continent of the Arctic on the news site:
X: Why in ancient times all the continents were fused into one, and now spread on average evenly across all the surface of the planet?
The dinosaurs shared territory with the penguins :) and left :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118254
 09.09.2015
Is she Orthodox?
She is just glorious.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118253
 09.09.2015
Even armed with the most advanced accounting standards and under the control of the most authoritative and certified auditors, a modest accountant manages to so creatively process the information received to him that the attempt to subsequently accurately reproduce the results obtained, as a rule, ends in complete failure.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118252
 09.09.2015
XXX: I went to bed at 10 a.m. and from the joyful excitement that I could not fall asleep until the hour of night.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118251
 09.09.2015
by Maxim Kononenko:

Legend has it that one day the Hi-Fi group got drunk and fucked a minidisc with a faner, coming to some of the regions. Not worried about this, the band went to the nearest market and bought a pirate record there with their songs, for which they worked out a concert.
That’s a legend, and that’s a bit. An unknown group of "140 beats per minute" appears on the bottom of the city of Berdsk under a faner on which they shout: "Olympic, I don't hear you."

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118250
 09.09.2015
I have more children than sandwiches. Sometimes I reboot the router to cast.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118249
 09.09.2015
I walked around the school with a bunch of cigarettes. Why is no one interested in this before? Putting a few urns is not so difficult.

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