XXX: It’s boring, not even to spit in something :(
Find a girl! Girl is the best game ;)
xxx: Oh, the game is good, but the subscription is great!

The Major said:
At the exercises I met the Americans, and for 2 hours I explained to them how to start a tank from the ground up) they can't understand how the tank may accidentally not be batteries, or how they can sit down) I had to show in practice... t-64. Ordinary Russian soldiers. The back, and the back! The tank by inertia naturally submitted back and went) I would like to look at those Americans after that.

A friend told the story.
He has a friend's surname Limonad (Limonad Anna Sergeevna).And when she passes the tests on a bowl with urine, the name is written...
c) Demise

<Cozmo> the stitch of the pitch caught which bulbs in the entrance pitches
<Cozmo> I’m standing smoking and he doesn’t notice me approaching and turning the light bulb out
<MEXAH> xD and what are you?
<Cozmo> I calmly gry back to the spot of the light bulb until the branches broke your shelly
<Cozmo> he broke the light bulb and broke it
<Cozmo> then pulled out of the bag previously spit and twisted it:))

The builders are burning, we have a building near the store, a large one and there is a tower crane, but the two workers in the hole were to walk to the other end of the construction, they climbed into a large iron boiler, attached it to the crane and flew.

news of Yandex, Novosibirsk, first line :

1st Inhabitant of Novosibirsk fell out of the window, saving a bottle of vodka

He is:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He is:
I want to be Dad.
She is:
What kind of dad?
He is:
At least what!
He is:
Not the Roman.
She is:
What are your years.
He is:
I want it!
She is:
It does not work right now, at least 9 months is needed)))
He is:
But in order for it to work out in nine months, now you need to make some effort, but not to whom.
She is:
Do not cry, but...
He is:
All of it! Go to the next window.

Strix Rufus
The brain-eating lake ameba killed 6 Americans in a year.
In my opinion, they greatly underestimate the scale of this single-cell activity in the United States.

A friend is pleased. He says he removed left friends from the list of contacts for half an hour, until he realized he was sitting with his sister’s arm.

XX: Why did you put me a loss in this game? The Rambler Billionaire
Because you are bad and delayed time.
You are a bad guy, the general called me!
You are twice a bad guy...your general is me!

On April 17, xxx will take part in the meeting of the 19th Day at Temich
April 19 xxx left the group Virgins

Fuck, here I sit drunk, put mayonnaise on the bread from a small hole in the bag, and in the shower I niibasso a French chef over another masterpiece

One of the chiefs of the customs department showed me a service written by one employee to another. The text is approximately like "Please punish the wicked X, who received a bribe in the amount of ZZZ when making a transaction with U, while we all take NNN when making such transactions".

Here we have a Russificator, and in Tatarstan what? The Tatarist?

2: :D I have a car with the same sound starts.)))))

And now what to do with the body?

Sori, not there

OZIO: Hoyace is not there OO

This erection disappears in the morning :(

Cms

Hi to. How is it? It is Lena. If you overload Windows, the entire memory of the computer will be lost. If there is nowhere to look for her.

0 - I don't even know what to answer.

A: The topic of Ji/Shi remains unresolved.
B: What is in it? “Y” with whispers is written through “Y”.
c: About “Y” is written through “Y” wrote in the notebook...

xxx> yesterday looked blue and did not turn off Dolby :(
YYY> is it so?
xxx> at 3.40 at night drunk in the bad friend knocked in the aska
yyy> have you heard?
xh> we slept a lot. The wife jumped like a sparkle - grit go open the door, I'm afraid. Stand up pop.
yyy> yyy?
The shepherd slept next to the door. I forgot about it, I didn’t turn on the light.
yyy> you don’t like the shrimp.
hh> He came, tried to remove his leg, fucked up.
yyy> and myth?
hh> He knocked his forehead at the door. She bitten her leg from anger. The bone is whole, but the leg has been spit.
yyy> forgive the gspd!
When I woke up, there was no one at the door. I went to the bathroom and cooled my cheek on my forehead.
YYY> is it 2?
The cat laughed where it was not necessary, she marked him with a wreath and he went under the bath.
Q&A and Q&A?
A> She poured milk into the plate and put it in front of the bathroom :(
Q&A: Do you want to go?
Wow> I went in, locked the door and went in.
H&M and Fuck?
H&M: No shit in the plate. Her leg left, fell with his back on the bathroom door, whipped her with his shoulders and head.
Oh you> Oh you! Fuck me?
Wow> When I got to the computer, it was lighting. It has the status of "splu". Finish with a dumb knife.

The more a man is a philosopher, the less he wants to work.

c) Sj