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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20193
 10.09.2009
z_a_r_a_a:
Pashka (husband) got up from bed at night and went to his night work. The sleeping son was not lazy to get up and chase after him either. He grabbed, took his hand and brought back. I laid my dad and slept and fell asleep. For the father of the family in the night of the capucho.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20192
 10.09.2009

"Moses puts on Wales"

The famous singer Boris Moiseev believes that the Russian national team will suffer defeat from the team of Wales in the selection match of the 2010 World Cup.

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111. here is the piyadaaraas...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №20191
 10.09.2009
On our tickets in the trolleybus they say: Well, and let your boss be a fool! You are the sun! 😉 Good morning!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №20190
 10.09.2009
It is very important for Europe to have Ukraine as its member.

Chairman of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, Goran Lannmarker.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20189
 10.09.2009
I’m sure I’m a pitcher...
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Who are you after that? What a pirate!! to
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In fact, Python is...
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Of course Pythagoras. Neighbors like you need to be destroyed.
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Your neighbors are right: you are a pirates. Homosexuals have nothing to do with it.
and...
The Jackpot! Trolling succeeded.
The author absorbs the energy of each new comment. Apparently, he is halfway to the understanding of Zen and world domination.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №20188
 10.09.2009
In our organization, the dress code is not introduced, but it is necessary:( once every six months came in a cushion, swallowing your back when you sit. So I got our Nikolaich on my back while I was sitting behind the computer - the organization’s stamp was squeezed!! and then still pursued me for half an hour with a pen and screams "I have not had time to get the inventory number!"
70 years old, God give him health.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20187
 10.09.2009
I work with a loved one in the same company. He often helps me with work issues, adding "you will work out in the evening". Sanna in the morning, going to work, carelessly walked around the house in a puddle. There was a spontaneous sex. now has a status in the ass "for the first time received a prepayment"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20186
 10.09.2009
My son almost two years. He does something on his own, including Going to the pot.
We go for a walk. I am small: "I need to write on the road".
The son is good. Son of Executive. I wrote on the carpet in the corridor.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20185
 10.09.2009
From the news:
American villages were visited by a gynecologist
In the U.S. state of Florida, a 76-year-old retired man was driving around the area and, pretending to be a doctor, offered women to undergo a free gynecological examination, as well as to examine his breasts.

No comments ) )

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20184
 10.09.2009
Answer to:
If after a long trip your husband swears that he has nothing with women, then he is either an onanist, or impotent, or blue, or a liar! Is the fourth option preferred?

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Does the fifth option please you? He loves you. You are very spoiled girls.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №20183
 10.09.2009
Numbe®One (09:28:15 10/09/2009)
Did you know that your father killed two rabbits with one mouth?

Numbe®One (09:28:25 10/09/2009)
He also raised a tree.

The Tree (09:28:31 10/09/2009)
and ROFL

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №20182
 10.09.2009
I organized myself in the car park to work as a driver.I fix a car for a week....I didn't get acquainted completely boring.I think to go and call the bat to work.And there the phone is common and through the glass the controller sits... I get a notebook and I call him( and my working phone was recorded next to it, i.e., the controller) now I call the number takes the tube woman...please call Musychenko...and I wait.... here through a loud communication I hear-Musychenko to the phone 2 times))) I knock on the glass and I say that it is I))))she gives me the phone and says- boring Slavochka yes?))))) I was red.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №20181
 10.09.2009
You can imagine, because of my illness, I can’t taste or smell! and :(
xxxh: my younger sister declares to me... "Sad that you are not blind, so you would fuck dinner. :D good...))))

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20180
 10.09.2009
Optimus Prime and Dumbledore are the heaviest losses this year

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №20179
 10.09.2009
I recently understood that loneliness is when you feed a fly in the post, in the hope that it will not go anywhere for winter.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20178
 10.09.2009
From the Forum:
According to today's system requirements, 128 MB of operating memory is sclerosis

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20177
 10.09.2009
Prep at the lecture:
"The third half of the table will be the largest..."

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №20176
 10.09.2009
xxx: sweet, I sometimes get bored of you, and I think you'll call now, and you'll call. Do you have this?
YYY: Of course it happens! Here, for instance, we go to the roof, dragging with a partner LVS shelf 33U to the 3rd floor, which weighs 100 kilograms. You are calling! )
XXX: Sculpture

[ + 132 - ] Comment quote №20175
 10.09.2009
I apologize in advance for not having any sense of humor. I hope the community will support.

05.09.09 in the area of 23:00-00:00 at the crossing of street. Plekhanovskaya and Ul. Pushkinskaya had a serious accident:
"Infinity" at a speed of 140-150 km / h, driving on the red light, crashed into the 9th, both cars turned, and "Infinity" eventually crashed into the next 10th. At this point, people approached her: the owner and the girl (21 years old).
The man with a stroke of the brain and cuts is now in hospital.
The girl died.

From Infinity, a guy and a girl came out, looked like, then he said he was sick, and he goes to the hospital. No longer saw him.

The case needs to be made public, because the guilty party does EVERYTHING so that there is no information about the accident and the accident itself.

Inhabitants of Voronezh help the mother of the girl who died in the car accident. Do not pass by, please. Please help us. Place this post in your home, and help to draw attention to it Russian media!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №20174
 10.09.2009
Money is rubbish and women are a vacuum cleaner.

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