Flash: I composted my brain for half an hour because of the fact that everything is glued in the windscreen, the mail does not work, that malkosoft is curvy and everything is in that spirit. Pilar to Ubuntu.
Flash: as it turned out in the end, this miracle just blocked everything possible in the firewall!!! to
What to take from such people...
Flash: MMM, the money?

he: Dear, if you buy a photocopy for a carpenter, we will have a rostacuse
She: is it why?
Because you will be ugly and I will not be able to live with you.
Why would I suddenly become ugly?
He: Because you have a morda shaking from a photo for a goat!

From an official note.
Please increase the price for me, as the price of strawberries has risen, and I lack enough food.
I have a grey...

Yyy: Hi, how are you doing?
I am in the hospital, my leg is broken.
YYY: OMG, how did this happen?
xxx: Do you remember that in my closet, which stands next to my bed, there was an old iron boiler?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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Tagged: looool

The RU tape:
The spokesman of the Indonesian Ministry of Defence, General Vayan Midio, said that the cause of the death of employees of Sukho could have been poisoning with vodka. According to him, the use of large amounts of alcohol could lead to such consequences due to the hot climate in the country.

The head of the consular department of the Russian embassy Vladimir Pronin, as noted by the journal, rejected this assumption, saying that it is impossible to die from vodka.

XXX: How to find a job?
I have a friend who wants to work as a prostitute.
XXX Who?
Yyy: Sysadmin on departure
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I go to the store with Fedora.
I am :
I need to buy breakfast.
Take an active
He is:
Is this your breakfast?? to
and yes. And what? Eat at work.
Very little type.
He turns that bottle in his hands. Then this:
I know why you buy it!
And the finger on the bowl ticks, and there is the slogan: "the asset works, you are resting!"

Alexander (10:23:39 14/09/2010)
Your wife is a porn actress.
I would not be able
Silent Bob (10:24:10 14/09/2010)
I think I't be able either.
all her fucking alone you love her doing like a bad guy
Alexander (10:25:45 14/09/2010)
and she throw such "I do not give in the pop, it is only at work")))))))
Silent Bob (10:26:59 14/09/2010)
And you fucking love her in a missionary position.
Alexander (10:27:44 14/09/2010)
And after sex you kiss and say "I love you so much")))))))
She didn’t even finish...
Silent Bob (10:28:26 14/09/2010)
She just slept, tired after work.
Alexander (10:29:03 14/09/2010)
With my ass in my ass, I forgot to pull it out.

xxx: well is it so hard to understand that no -it's no, no-it's possible, it's no))-it's yes?! to

Prof: Passengers of the Moscow-Odessa train realized that something went wrong when Stephen Seagal passed the wagon with a tense face.
How does Stephen Seagal’s face tell you he’s tense?
Kobold: the Voltmeter

A sleeve acquaintance opened the SD flash drive to find out why the photos didn’t open.

Young family will rent an apartment in Sibylovo no more than 8000 rubles
Now two girls are looking for an apartment everywhere (except Demy, Zaton and Shakshi). Nine is cheaper. 9 is rare.
- two girls this is filled with the constant presence of foreign men, dangerous! position yourself as a young lesbian family without children and pets

xxx: And I most often stumble while I read the inscription "Be careful, thumb!"

XXX: Good morning
Tagged: goodbye
YYY: Oh good! ))

Raylin is wind! The wind! You are powerful! You are chasing the room! Silence, the wind, do not chase! Let me catch Wifi! >_<

Don_Pavlencio: under the window children worship:]
Don_Pavlencio: "GET OVER HERE!", "AAAAAGESOYABODA", "ALYHOBOO"!
Ray :D
Don Pavlencio: The Bell of Glass
Don Pavlencio: It’s all over
Don_Pavlencio: the silent voice of the girl: "scorpion wins... (pause) fitality"

Stepan with members: Hi, have you translated us about members?
LentLilly: I. Is there something wrong with them?
Stephan with members: No-no, they have a new instruction, will you take it?

xxx: We agreed with the nearest Sberkassa to exchange Lechina’s little stuff for money in exchange for a box of candy. We went together today.

XXX: Meeting a girl with a notebook. Sociological survey: whether you use a bank card, whether you have taken a loan in a bank, whether you have savings in a bank...

xxx: Well, Leha showed her two litre pots with little stuff. Never in my life has it been so hard not to crack.

Ida: I’ve gotten overwhelmed... with all these manners, but to turn off the lights, the monitor and everything else when you leave.
Ida: decided to cook the chicken in the oven. She turned on the fire, opened the oven, got the dish, the chicken in it, the dish in the oven, closed the door - switched off the stove - went. The collapse.

xxx: Did you hear that Lukoil was granted benefits for mining in the Caspian Sea?
YYY: The Ohga They need to repair the financial situation they spent covering the killer director.