Pressure in front of the windows in GAI. A solid type of man gets caught up from everyone

The sides. He is constantly called on his cell phone, he is screaming the crowd.

He gives instructions for work. In one of these calls:

What is? Do you have this document on your computer? Come into my crossing!

You are logged in, user, password.

Here he stumbled, covered the phone with his hand and whispered loudly:

T-shirts are strings!

He removed his hand from the pipe and then:

In small letters, no gaps.

In a small American town, a businessman decided to open a

The Cabbage. The problem is that he was on the same street with the church.

Of course, the church leadership did not satisfy this, and on each

It urged the citizens to oppose the preaching, and to pray that God

He punished an unfair businessman. The day before the announced opening of the cabbage

There was a strong thunderstorm, lightning struck the cabbage and it burned to the ground. Churches

pleased, but for a short time - the owner of the cabbage filed against them in court with

Request for compensation for damage. They naturally denied everything. Listened

The judge said, “I still don’t know what judgment to make.

But from the material of the case it follows that some owner of the cabbage believes in the power of

prayer, and all the church leadership – for some reason not...”

Are you damn proud? Their own earnings? Their own economy? Or the government?
I am proud of my country! of Russia! The country is not the earnings, not the government, not the economy. The country is the people. The country is a wheat field, a berry grove, a girl smiling at you from the bus window. They are snowmen in the spring and snowmen in the summer. These guys are ready to strike anyone who is bad about Russian. Not to go, to bring him to court, but just to fill his mouth. Russia is a screw with the last office for 70 rubles, it is hot cakes with potatoes from smiling grandmothers on the street. How can you explain to a person who measures love by earnings, what is Russia? I’m proud to tell you, idiot, that I’m Russian. With a small salary, murdered by the economy and a stupid government.

Light: pasha hello-u me on comp virus sits (Trojan) how to remove it?
Cwer: launch - programs - Trojan - uninstall

If I see this quote on BASH, I will not fuck a month!!! to

Mope (22:36:44 6/09/2008)
Ahha, I found a way to fuck with foreigners in the counter.

Mope (22:36:56 6/09/2008)
I need to repeat their last sentence with questioning intonation :-D

<Sk8erBoi> who has standard 1c configurations?
<The_Ice> at 1c
<Sk8erBoi> and can she pour them to me on ftp?
<The_Ice> I’ll ask her
<The_Ice>
<Sk8erBoi> Ugu
<Sk8erBoi> =)
<Chaos> and
<The_Ice> she said something there about the mud and the forest

I work in the restaurant as a bartender, in the middle of the day, I execute an order, here the boss approaches and asks to go out and wipe him off the table, because all the officers are busy, well, I go out, I start wiping, wiping minutes. And the table was no longer dry, only after I heard the laughter behind my back, I realized that the dough was going (blowing).
Well, the yopt was given a prize for the unconditional fulfillment of the instructions, and the weekend fucking to finally fall asleep.

The Big Eight Congress is something like: "Hey, Bush's parents won't have kids this weekend! Go to it!"

opened up:
This is another shit! I studied at the FEST faculty and it was considered the most prestigious in our university. And, of course, there were only two men studying there :) There were only two girls in the whole faculty, one of them was in our group. She told me a wonderful joke:

Two girls are coming! One is beautiful and the other is from FEST!

After that, I drowned in a frightening laugh and asked me about the phone, I immediately got covered with acne and my glasses grew up.

Girls, you are still waiting for the prince.

Prince: Are there girls here who like when they are bullied or humiliated?

I work as a guarantee officer.
I opened up, I got the first thing - the plank ddr2... apparently they tried to push the opposite... most likely even succeeded, because the tension did not go where it should be... well, in general, the usual negaranty case, began to hit it in the base... the customer of LLC "Intellect"...

I bought sunglasses. The seller rubs: "polaroid film, UV protection, complete absence of distortions". I bought. I go to them to work. I go into the trolleybus. I see a girl sitting, beautiful, as the spirit captivates. I take off my glasses to see better... I notice the second beard coming, acne... Fuck the seller...

Club dances are randomly moved at low frequencies.

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahFirst he has such eyes, then such o_o, then such o_o, then such @_@, and then fucking *ROFL* like the cat in Shrek, from the most puzzled frames!where he removed his hat and complains!

ch ch ch
And when we were lying with Natashka in bed, I heard a whisper.
ch ch ch
It is a fox.
ch ch ch
stupidly
ch ch ch
The prefix used
ch ch ch
I managed to get him out of the throat halfway.
ch ch ch
I am about the cat.

My wife almost killed me :)
We get on the train, she guesses the crossword and cries:
It’s not good...Bla-Bla
I: What do you have there?
J: The letters do not match...A military officer engaged in demining.
I am saper?
J: (red) Fuck, and I write "minecraft"
I was crying ?

I stayed in guests... sms from my wife...
The first text message - "Dinner is ready... where is the host of the family?"
in 5 minutes - "Fuck, I am home"

Have I been placed before the fact?

A week ago, my wife and two young children came to Crimea. On September 30, we returned from the caves, a wife was driving, I drank a little. On the way we stopped, sorry, in the bushes. When I came back, the picture was the following. Our car was moving at speed to a breakdown. In the car in the rear seat was my four-year-old son and eight-year-old niece. At that time, she stood by her back and took a picture. When she got out of the car, she didn’t put her on the towel. At this moment, a girl stepped out and jumped into our car and stopped it when the front wheels had already hanged over the breakdown, knocking down a couple of asbestos columns. She handed back, got out of the car, said something, sat in her car and left. In those minutes, I sat on my head. Now you know how important it is for us to find her! She saved not only the lives of children but also our own, I can’t imagine how we could live if the irreparable happened. Fist for the shattering, still after the shock I can't come back and talk about it calmly. We need to see her!

Daughter of Dad:
Your head smells so ugly... your brains.