There was a restaurant with a display.
"Translation server error"

Another semester. Lectures on Philosophy. Without "You are all shit" it didn’t work out. But it was so subtle that most did not even understand.

Advertising on the site- "With what to drink kefir to lose weight by 7 kg?" A little below- "With what to eat cucumbers to lose weight by 7 kg?" It seems I guess.

xxx: for 10 minutes the tea tea has been heating in the hope that I’ve turned it into the socket (

I read on YouTube:
Whoever agrees with me, put a like.
Yyy: Who likes something put a liking
zzz: got with your likes, all the comments got fooled!!! And remember, who has the most likes here, is the biggest shit! (11,000 likes received for this post)

It seems that the word "iPhone" wakes up all the trolls on the planet. Soon you will have to communicate like in Harry Potter, I use "you know what".

xxx: by the way, I do not know what is there in Japan, and in us I have already seen in Sevastopol and in Kiev the Pellman "Victory"
YYY: Well, that’s the kind of McDonald’s, but drinking around the world "Aquarius"! Chicken menu - 0.2 l + salty cucumbers, Politra menu - 0.5 l + cucumbers + bread, Litre menu - 1 l + cucumbers + breads + sausages + paper package for vomiting, Grand Master menu - 2x1l + 2 combo
xxx and the clown fight

Friends, not advertising at all. Knowledge will understand. Finally released Half-Life Black Mesa, not dumb, dumb, free game of all times and peoples. Killing another hedgehog, in the shower, say "Thank you!!" robbers, let them add + to their aura!!! Forget the news!

After all, if you install a tick count between the ears of the average cat, you can measure the degree of kindness of any institution.
Sberbank good mail for 500 kittens))

I have a rainbow on Niva on the central street in the rain, when braking at the intersection turned 180 degrees, so he pretended that it was so and went in the direction he turned, although he did not need to go there. The eyes of the passers should be seen.

I contacted the supplier and he returned the money. I got free clothes for almost 200 euros.

There was such a situation many times, but karma did not spoil - honestly returned all the refunds, now in those stores there is a VIP status and a very noticeable discount. Karma is OK.)
Do not be small, people!

In the family of my ex-husband lived 2 Beijingese, mother and son. On working days after the morning promenade before the arrival of anyone from work dogs were not taken out. Sometimes there are all kinds of unfair cases. The culprit of the stinking disgrace the family calculated at once.
Since it was impossible to take a sturdy mom-picknese on the pot, and the son was somewhat simple, they asked the question with a strictly loud voice: "Who was NASRAL!"
Momasha pretended that she was a foreigner, she did not know Russian, she sat and did not speak. The son, if he was guilty, immediately tried to hide under the couch, but if he was not guilty, he calmly remained in place and also depicted with his mouth that theyren does not understand.

A few words about the trickle...
Lav: I knew one guy, so he bought a Canon iP2700 every month.
Lav: On the question, “Why?” he replied reluctantly: “You understand, he and two cartridges cost 1,300, and cartridges I will only buy for 650+800, that is, more expensive.”
LAW: It really was so. But I developed the idea that you can buy ink that will cost cheaper.
Lav: what I heard: "It's all fine, but on the bar, this bakery I have "for half the price" ready to break off with my hands, not thinking that I bought it with cards!"

What now the pervaks in the universities went: they can’t drink, they don’t understand the compass, and they are also lazy to learn... Where are we going, gentlemen?! to

Pingva (23:39:50 14/09/2012)
I got a porn girl today.
Pingva (23:39:57 14/09/2012)
There is Mr. Proper *ROFL*
Pingva (23:40:09 14/09/2012)
Received
Pingva (23:40:18 14/09/2012)
and tell the girl now handle
Pingva (23:40:22 14/09/2012)
and removed her.
Iamsimplegirl (23:46:51 14/09/2012)
Liked it?
Pingva (23:47:15 14/09/2012)
No, I’m even afraid to wash them.
Iamsimplegirl (23:47:21 14/09/2012)
and ROFL
Iamsimplegirl (23:47:50 14/09/2012)
Don’t play the song and everything will be fine.)
Pingva (23:48:06 14/09/2012)
and ROFL

See what I found:
Nick: ♥Aleno4ka16♥
Real name: Michael
Gender: male
Date of Birth: 7.12.1991
Email address: tati-anna31@...

yyy: A contradictory personality)))

Comment to video:
any war pursues the resources of Iran not so that here is not Iran innate but the United States wants to seize power all over the world where only the United States has not been they are in the avatar all over the world for the sake of resources

Answer: I needed a blood transfusion after your message.

Q: Am I stupid? I have an IQ of 100%.
Yyy: O_o apologize for the question, and 100% is how much?
Q: Are you a fool? 100% is 100%. There is no more!by :
YYY: Sorry again, but where did this infa come from?
I passed the test! For the money! I received a SMS 100%.
yyy: aaaa, this test... sorry again (last) ^_^ I don’t have any more questions.  

XXX: How are you? Is a man at home?
Tagged: Fragmentary
Xxx :?? to
Yyy: The trouble is at home, but the brains and conscience are somewhere else.

2027: The average delivery time in Russia exceeds the half-life.